Nothing to see here...
7/12/2009 | 9:17 PM | Evolved Rationalist
qdragon1337 pwns Casey Luskin
7/09/2009 | 7:45 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Luskin gets his ass handed to him on a plate by a 15-year-old:
Luskin claims that since there is a lot of false information on the internet, he does not need to explain why he thinks the information is wrong, and that he is not telling what the DMCA letter actually says, but to just take his word for it. He gets pwned, and then shifts into the classic creationist debating tactic of "lalalala I am right, you are wrong, lalalalalala", while managing to come off as a complete and utter dumbass.
PWNED!
qdragon1337: If you're ever in the area, let me know and I'll take you out to lunch. XD
Why so lame?
| 11:45 AM | Evolved Rationalist
School must be out in Skiddie la-la Land. Apparently someone thinks that trying to log into my Blogger account over 9000 times while failing miserably makes him a '1337 h4x0r'.
What's with all those skiddies and their fail attempts at trying to grow an e-penis?
It's not just the vanilla theistards...
7/07/2009 | 11:30 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Pedobear approves of 'black magic' tardlets too!
The spiritual retardation may stand in direct opposition to the religion of certain famous child molesters (LOLCatholicism), but the perversion of abusing trust to be a sexual predator is still the same.The court heard how McFadden had been running a martial arts club when he began abusing a 12-year-old boy who had joined.
He befriended the boy, invited him to stay overnight and told him that demons and spirits would kill him and drag him to hell unless he carried out sex acts.
He dressed in a black cloak and used a crucifix with a skull and crossbones and an onyx ring, which he claimed gave him power, to terrify the youngster into keeping the abuse a secret.
Sounds like some other hypocrites who convince their sheep to remain silent about sexual abuse in order to maintain a direct line to their imaginary god. Sounds like every other case where religion is used as a cover-up and a cajoling force for sexual predators to make Pedobear happy."One day he said he was going to initiate me into the circle and this became the main driver for my silence.
"He had a cast iron bowl and he pricked my finger and put some blood in it, then he took some of my hair and said that he had to have some of my semen and then it all had to be burned."
Ya srsly guise.Passing sentence, Lord Matthews told McFadden: "This was a fairly monstrous breach of trust. You ran a martial arts club and were well regarded.
"You effectively took people off the street and taught them how to defend themselves, but then abused that trust."
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Isn't religion sweet?
7/05/2009 | 9:28 PM | Evolved Rationalist
When people start claiming that a church may split because some people in the church feel that other fellow theistards aren't being bigoted enough, doesn't religion make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
Everybody: Awwww...
MJ has a case of the dead
7/01/2009 | 4:27 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Remember that infamous right-wing children's book? Something tells me that you'll enjoy this:
I fucking love Adobe Photoshop the GIMP.
Not V& yet (and some updates)
| 3:54 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Don't worry, I've not been V& or anything like that. I've just been busy and a lot has been going on, but fear not, I'm back. :)
Firefox 3.5 is out. GOGOGO download it. If you're Mary the Scilon, download this instead to make it easier to deliver the hax impossible for Anons to pwn your accounts, k?
Some ignorant douchebag sent me a screed about how atheists who are not vegans are hypocritical. Lolwut?
Not believing in some supernatural deity != Accepting your pet political agenda
That fucktard needs to chill out, clam calm down, and realize that OH FUCK ANIMALS ARE TASTY YUMYUMYUM.
Another ignorant douchebag started BAWWWWing over the fact that I once mentioned jailbreaking my iPod and threatened to weeeeeport me to Failpple. Or the popo. Or the FBI. Or something.
Listen up, you Apple-loving tardlet: I paid for my fucking iPod and I can hack the shit out of it with an axe if I wanted to. I'm not going to give Steve Jobs any more of my money if I have anything to say about it, and I sure as hell am not going to let some technologically illiterate moronic n00b like you have any sway over how I use my electronic devices. Go ahead and report me to the Marcab Confederacy for all I care, as I will make sure that you learn a few lessons about what happens when shitpile Apple-loving n00bs start getting their undies wet over matters that doesn't concern them. As much as I would hate to hurt your puny little Luddite brain, you need to be taught a lesson if you refuse to learn certain lessons for yourself.
Last but not least, glowsticks were used as light sabers at a party on Saturday night. I win so hard at life, amirite? In b4 nerd/geek/basement-dweller etc.
<3
When god simply isn't enough
6/26/2009 | 2:40 PM | Evolved Rationalist
This is one of the many articles concerning the theistards that basically speaks for itself: The theistards know that when it comes down to real-world situations that demand actual solutions, it is time to put faith aside and seek secular answers. Theistards are also apparently aware that god can't be trusted even when it comes down to what would seem like a fairly easy job for an all-knowing and all-powerful god - protecting his flock in a place of worship.
Lulz-inducing quotes are as below:
"There are practical things we can do," he added, "and we let God take care of the rest."He clearly hasn't read his Bible enough to realize that Christards are asked to put their faith in god and not themselves. Looks like someone is going to burn in hell.
The class, which met in a nondescript hotel conference room, was led by Vaughn Baker, who owns a security company called Strategos International. Baker is one of several church security consultants who travel the country like itinerant preachers, teaching seminars and writing up security plans for church leaders.tl;dr: God can't protect us, so we must protect ourselves.
"If the devil comes to visit someday," he asked, "how ready are you going to be?"Isn't that what god is for?
Oh, wait....god is imaginary. My bad.
*snicker*
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There may be a flaw in this hax plan
6/24/2009 | 8:47 PM | Evolved Rationalist
My friend's dox has been redacted due to the readership demographics of this blog.
(8:45:50 PM) [redacted]: say hi to my friends
(8:45:54 PM) evoatheist: sure!
(8:45:55 PM) [redacted]: from [redacted]
(8:46:15 PM) evoatheist: am i allowed to change the login for their wifi to "[redacted] says hi"?
(8:46:19 PM) evoatheist: i am dead serious and you know it
(8:46:20 PM) [redacted]: and one from [redacted] community college
(8:46:23 PM) evoatheist: sure
(8:46:27 PM) [redacted]: haha. that would be epic
(8:46:32 PM) evoatheist: should i?
(8:46:35 PM) [redacted]: yea.
(8:46:39 PM) evoatheist: the only problem is that they would know i did it
(8:46:40 PM) evoatheist: lol
(8:46:58 PM) evoatheist: i mean, who would they suspect? most of them read my blog
(8:46:58 PM) evoatheist: lol
(8:47:18 PM) [redacted]: lol
(8:47:20 PM) [redacted]: true
(8:47:25 PM) evoatheist: oh well
In b4 PEBKAC
| 12:35 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Gentoo reset my resolv.conf even without dhcp.
Computers suck.
JoshU2uber eats Anon-approved pizza
6/22/2009 | 8:01 AM | Evolved Rationalist
Remember that 10-year-old fucktarded, brainwashed, cretinous, fundie theistard known as JoshU2uber? After realizing that people were leaving him 'nasty comments' on YouTube, he decided that it was a smart idea to threaten Anonymous and claim that the Anons will never get his dox.
It went something like this:
Saturday: HAHAHA Anonymous are a bunch of losers! You will never get my personal information! Losers! Praise Jesus!
Sunday: OH SHIT HOW DID ANONYMOUS GET MY DOX? WTF HAX HAX HAX!
This is his video threatening Anonymous, which he posted on Saturday:
This was the video of the aftermath, which he posted on Sunday:
Dox (Posted by Anons all over his Youtube comments section):
JoshU2uber's IP Address: 24.210.101.11
JoshU2uber's Cell Phone Number: (916) 233 1617
JoshU2uber's Home Address: 8 Oleander Cir, Lakeland, FL
JoshU2uber's Home Phone Number: (847) 347 8213
tl;dr: His dox was dropped, his e-mail inbox and voicemail were stuffed full, pizza was sent by truckloads to his house, his parents now know what he does on the internet, the police got involved and now want to speak to him. Ah, nothing like a life well ruined for being a failure at the internet and challenging Anonymous.
The lesson to be learnt is this: If you can't stand negative comments on YouTube, don't make YouTube videos. If you can't deal with criticism, STFU and GTFO. If you're going to break down and BAWWWWWW everytime someone says something mean to you on the internet, get off the fucking computer and go outside. If mere 'mean comments' can get you so riled up, perhaps you should grow a thicker skin instead of playing right into the trolls' hands. Most importantly, if you try to take on the whole internet because a few people left you mean comments, you will get your real life ruined, and you deserve it for your own stupidity.
Let this also be a lesson to someone whose story looks eerily similar to Josh's: Mary the Scilon. Call the FBI, make false reports, and spread lies about people who insult your cult, Mary? Claim that you have defeated Anonymous? Enjoy your digital rape.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
iPhone users
6/20/2009 | 11:53 PM | Evolved Rationalist
(11:48:41 PM) evoatheist: 90% of iphone users are elitist douchebags, while the other 10% jailbreak their iphones and install cracked apps
(11:48:48 PM) evoatheist: the question is: in which category are you?
HURR DURR RIAA
6/19/2009 | 11:30 AM | Evolved Rationalist
Raging at this fucktarded verdict yet?
I have posted enough about the Luddism of the anti-piracy fuckwits, and I don't think any of you want to read another rant, amirite?
What I find most interesting is that file-sharers are foaming at the mouth over this verdict and making threats of revenge (oh lawd is that sum hax?) all over the internet without realizing something important: This witchunt and verdict is actually a good thing *for now*, as so long as the Luddites go after people who fail at piracy and fail at hiding their tracks while pirating, the people who actually know how to use a computer and not epically fail and get V& are free to pirate away.
Piracy isn't going to go away, but the people who fail at it will be the scapegoats for the people who download way more in a few hours than what she downloaded in a few years, albeit without getting V& - and I am not so sure that this is a bad thing.
Also, YARRRRR.
FFFFUUUU-
6/17/2009 | 9:57 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Power is out.
However, it is nice knowing that after all these years, I can still Aircrack-ng.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
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