The relationship between fundies and Comic Sans
4/13/2008 | 4:06 PM | Evolved Rationalist
"The increase in the usage of Comic Sans is directly proportional to the stupidity in a theistard rant."
Why do most of the cretins/theistards who send stupid e-mails love Comic Sans? Don't forget the crappy animated GIFs, randomly alternating font sizes, unreadable font/background color combinations, broken links, index pages that take ages to load, etc.
The following theistard e-mail was sent with all the colors as below, and in Comic Sans. Although I wanted to copy the e-mail in its' original Comic Sans travesty, Blogger does not support such an idiotic font.
Evolution is IMPOSSIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLER!!!!!! The second law of Thermodynamics says that the everything tend towards disorder unless there is a outer source of energy that provides energy to the earth!!!!Caps: Check
Therefore Darwinism is irrational!!!
The only reason scientists believe in Darwinist lies is that they do not want to bow to GOD!!!!!!!!! Darwinism is a lie, a fairy tale for grown-ups!!!!!!!!!!
Frog to a prince in a day!!!!
Rainbow colors: Check
Ridiculous font sizes: Check
Comic Sans: Check
Bad grammar: Check
Profusion of exclamation marks: Check
Verdict: Fundie to the core
Now, for kicking what's left of this poor, muddled theistard dipshit:
- Evolutionary biology is not Darwinism. Hit yourself on the head with your Bible until this sinks in.
- Have you ever heard of the sun? Or, in your terms, the 'outer source of energy that provides energy to the earth'? Idiot.
- Evolution has nothing to do with with frogs turning to princes.
- Colors, caps and Comic Sans don't make your arguments valid. They just prove that you are a fucktard and makes you a laughingstock among rational people.
- Go back to remedial science class.
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When he got an official C&D email from a lawyer in 14 point purple Comic Sans, a friend of mine likened writing email in Comic Sans akin to writing in crayon.
I ran across your blog from a comment on Pharyngula...
hehe fucktards :) yeah, that about sums it up! I imagine them sitting there getting all excited at the various ways they can highlight their main ideas...
Hey! Waxed-based utensils can be great for writing letters! If you're four years old or acting like you are...
Among the "cretins showing off their stupidity" include the following.
Stephen Jay Gould: "Either half my colleagues are enormously stupid, or else the science of Darwinism is fully compatible with conventional religious beliefs -- and equally compatible with atheism."
Richard Dawkins: “As I have often said before, as a scientist I am a passionate Darwinian. But as a citizen and a human being, I want to construct a society which is about as un-Darwinian as we can make it.”
Daniel Dennett: "The fundamental core of contemporary Darwinism, the theory of DNA-based reproduction and evolution, is now beyond dispute among scientists."
Sam Harris: "Unfortunately, anti-Darwinism keeps playing minor variations on the same negative themes and adds nothing to our understanding of life. Many scientists who are upset by the ongoing lobbying insist that it is bad science or pseudo-science."
*snicker*
Far be it from me not to give credit where credit is due. When it comes to critiquing Comic Sans emails there is no one as funny as Shalanonymous.
It is quite revealing, however, what some of the scientists who latched on to the Origin of the Species themselves said about why it caught on so quickly.
Sir Julian Huxley: "I suppose the reason we leaped at the origin of species was because the idea of God interfered with our sexual mores."
Give Huxley credit for honesty.
sinbad: that's just a bad habit.. anyway, they're not saying "Darwinism" with the same tone and intention that the creatiotards do.
tlp -- It's obviously more than just a "bad habit" because it is used so frequently. Indeed, the Dawkins quote is less than a month old (and from his commentary on Expelled). Moreover, SS doesn't criticize "tone and intention." She criticizes usage. If religionists are "cretins showing off their stupidity" because of their word choices then so are Gould, Dawkins, Dennett and Harris. Delightful irony that.
*snicker*
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