Reason #893752317 for loving my fans...
6/27/2008 | 11:58 PM | Evolved Rationalist
....and on why 99% of statistics are made up.
Okay, I know I've been a slacker and a total failure at blogging over the past few days, and I apologize. Now that the Encyclopedia Dramatica-like events in my life are over, be prepared for more cretinshit and theistard bashing goodness from the awesome Evolved Rationalist tomorrow.
Serious business tomorrow, folks. Behe vs Miller - and me siding with Behe.
In short: No, I have not been killed by a mob of angry creationists. Dembski did not fuck me out of my love for Gould. I am still alive (and horny).
Back to the 893752317th reason as to why I love my fans readers: Here are the gifts I received this week:
Best. Blog. Tagline. Ever.
Imagine the lulz that would result if someone didn't get the joke and thinks that I actually want to 'teach the controversy' about Satan planting bones in the ground to fool atheist evilutionists...
Thank you so much for the gifts! Now I can piss the theistards off and make horny nerdboys drool at the same time.
Epic win, folks. For that, I love you all. :)
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I love you too!
Would you wear the 'Teach the Controversy' top and let me take it off for you and...you know...fulfill our Darwinian imperatives?
I was so worried about you. What is this about Behe and Miller? You siding with Behe? I can't wait.
Evolved Rationalist is under investigation by the Church of Scientology for being an SP after I reported her. She supports the criminal hacker gang Anonymous who wants to destroy the Church, as you can see in her post about Anonymous where she praised the criminals.
Beware of engaging with an SP.
Wasn't killed by a mob of creationists?
How oddly specific... Are you sure?
Siding with Behe? Do I have to call the atheist death-sq... uhh, ration thinkers, on you for breaking the secret brothe... I mean, common sense.
ps.
Mary, please go away.
you heartless tease. :)
I have seen Evolved Rationalist, and I can GUARANTEE that she would look HOT in those t-shirts.
Mark, where have you seen her? Did you get to fuck her?
Come on guys it wasn't that hard to find a photo of her:
http://tinyurl.com/6dcwdg
Fanboy,
Is that your idea of a joke or is that really her? Is the guy beside her you?
Whoever she is, the girl in the photo is so smoking HOT!
BAHAHA, I've got to get that fossils=win shirt.
Your siding with Behe? Well thats a surprise I thought you favored theistic evolutionists
Nice to hear that apparently the troubles you were having are over.
Besides, I need all the rational places I can find on the web after visiting places like "Atheism is Dead" or Ray Comfort's blog.
Holy shit. Check out Fundies Say the Darndest Things to see the quotes from those kind of sites.
Thinking of Evolved Rationalist getting fucked up the ass makes me CUM!
Would you wear the 'Teach the Controversy' top and let me take it off for you and...you know...fulfill our Darwinian imperatives?
It sure is a possibility.
*wink*