Please let this be a Poe

12/30/2008 | 10:00 AM | Evolved Rationalist

Ever wanted to know what fundie Christards teach their kids about how the world works? Ever wondered how fucktarded and mind-numbingly stupid their beliefs actually are? Ever wondered how their kids practically go though mental abuse by being force-fed retarded lies about science at an early age?

Wonder no more, because some theistarded moron (or Poe, in b4 wishful thinking) has the perfect tool for fundie-style 'education'!

It's an actual scale (lolwut) mode l of the fictional Noah's Ark.

How do you explain to your kids how big the ark really was?

With a Noah's Ark Kit!
Teach them the truth about the Bible in a way they will never forget.

Noah's Ark Accurate Scale Model is easy to assemble and take apart. A great educational tool! Great for Home Schools, Christian Schools, Sunday Schools and Youth Groups.

Includes:

* 14 dinosaurs to scale, plus 28 other scale animals
* Amazing Facts Booklet on Noah's Ark from Answers in Genesis
* Pack of "Flood Cards" from Answers in Genesis
* Complete set of instructions
* Educational ideas for Sunday School or VBS lessons

Translation: Now, kids of brainwashed fundies can participate in their own brainwashing by...OH LAWD GUYS, THOSE KIDS ARE USING MAD SKILLZ TO BUILD A FUCKING ARK because some other theistard has decided to make money off an uberleetically fucktarded ancient myth.

When you think you've seen it all, theistards never fail to ~~surprise~~ shock rational people.

*pinches self*

Fuck. This really is the 21st century.

*shudder*

UPDATE: I've already received some e-mails from ~~Anons~~ wonderful blog readers of mine about posting delicious dox on this site. As the site owner above freely volunteered his dox to the internet, I have decided to ~~enjoy the lulz~~ make it easier for people to send him internet love.

Here goes:

Registrant:
Rocky Mountain Networks Ltd.
517 12th St S
Box 283
Golden, BC V0A 1H0
CA

Domain name: ROCKIES.NET

Administrative Contact:
Hickey, Terry
517 12th St S
Box 283
Golden, BC V0A 1H0
CA
+1.2503446669

PROTIP: A simple whois search can be dangerous, folks!

The delicious IP for that site is 64.114.80.200, yumyum.

I do not condone any illegal activity, but I'll gladly sit back and ~~enjoy the show~~ watch some awesome folks send our poor theistarded moron some love, hugs, and internet kisses if they so desire.

*smirk*