Facepalm of the century

1/23/2009 | 10:27 AM | Evolved Rationalist

This is what happens when you uninstall Linux from your new laptop because you're stupid; and realize that OH SHIT THE OTHER PARTITION HAS VISTA ON IT and now you have to use Vista. Other topics included in this awesome conversation are Mary the Scilon, how Jolicloud sounds like 'lolicon', how Apple sucks, Windoze-induced brain damage, macfags, tits, how I'm going to spend my weekend, a macfag's lack of faith in my mad social skillz, 4chan, kindles, why I need Gentoo on my laptop as well before I die, more OS wars, and glorious fap. Gogogogogo read and prepare for the ultimate facepalm of the century.

I swear, folks. I actually go outside and everything. Really.

Okay, why the fuck did I type 'tits' in bold? Aaaaargh! Pic related.

evoatheist (9:32:38 AM): also, i uninstalled backtrack from my laptop
evoatheist (9:32:52 AM): because i was stupid enough to install it in the first place
evoatheist (9:32:54 AM): the shame...
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:33:17 AM): ha
evoatheist (9:33:40 AM): it's ok. i learnt that backtrack sucks and that you shouldn't install something because someone tells you to.
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:33:44 AM): http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jolicloud.jpg
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:33:54 AM): now that looks like a cool os
evoatheist (9:34:00 AM): fuck yeah
evoatheist (9:34:23 AM): but it looks a bit macfaggish
evoatheist (9:34:29 AM): still, fapfapfapfapfap
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:34:40 AM): ...
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:34:48 AM): that doesn't look anything like OS X
evoatheist (9:35:04 AM): nono i said it looks macfaggish
evoatheist (9:35:07 AM): whatever that means
evoatheist (9:35:37 AM): also, i'm using fucking VISTA atm so brain damage is expected
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:35:39 AM): The Cloud isn't really ready for primetime yet, though
evoatheist (9:35:44 AM): haha
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:35:50 AM): generally speaking
evoatheist (9:36:01 AM): my laptop needs to have linux before i die of vista-induced brain damage
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:36:04 AM): the problem is data portability
evoatheist (9:36:05 AM): i can't take this anymore
evoatheist (9:36:08 AM): i'm dying, joshy
evoatheist (9:36:11 AM): oh, i see
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:36:24 AM): well, install linux then
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:36:32 AM): let's see, SUSE installs pretty quickly
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:36:36 AM): I like SUSE
evoatheist (9:36:36 AM): I DON'T WANT TO SEE TRANSPARENT WINDOWS, FUCKING BILL SHITPILE GATES
evoatheist (9:36:51 AM): the thing here is, i want gentoo. however, thinking of the installation process....*thud*
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:36:53 AM): what does transparent windows have to do with anything?
evoatheist (9:37:04 AM): it makes me rage at the waste of RAM
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:37:07 AM): you can have transparent windows in KDE
evoatheist (9:37:15 AM): just a gripe because i just saw a transparent windoze
evoatheist (9:37:24 AM): the small things are starting to piss me off
evoatheist (9:37:30 AM): it shows that i've been using vista for too long
evoatheist (9:37:36 AM): must...resist....brain....damage...
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:37:37 AM): Oh I see
evoatheist (9:37:45 AM): i can't take it...
evoatheist (9:37:55 AM): if only the gentoo install wasn't a pain in the kernel...
evoatheist (9:38:03 AM): *pain in the ass
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:38:33 AM): gentoo is nice only if you have the time to maintain it
evoatheist (9:38:38 AM): EXACTLY
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:38:47 AM): the solution: don't use gentoo
evoatheist (9:38:52 AM): i learnt that the hard way, but i'm in looooooooove with it *mooches mooches*
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:39:08 AM): use OS X and get all the benefits of unix without the hassles of maintainence
evoatheist (9:39:27 AM): fuck. i knew a convo with a macfag about things like this has to end with this.
evoatheist (9:39:31 AM): i knew it
evoatheist (9:39:35 AM): it was too good to be true
evoatheist (9:39:40 AM): RRRAAAGGGEEE!!!
evoatheist (9:39:52 AM): fucking macfags
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:40:07 AM): retarded side emerges (HA!) again
evoatheist (9:40:12 AM): *rolls eyes*
evoatheist (9:40:30 AM): i could make a third partition and install osx on my other computer, but that would be ILLEGAL
evoatheist (9:40:32 AM): lol
evoatheist (9:40:35 AM): *smirk*
evoatheist (9:40:41 AM): also, no failppleing
evoatheist (9:41:14 AM): "zomg you can't install osx on a pc! that's illegal! v&!" ----steve blowjobs
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:41:35 AM): don't be retarded. Mac's these days are PC's
evoatheist (9:41:40 AM): uh huh
evoatheist (9:41:48 AM): with a shit OS too
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:41:50 AM): what you mean is that they don't want you to install on non-apple hardware
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:41:53 AM): which is still stupid
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:41:58 AM): but not what you said
evoatheist (9:42:00 AM): apple is stupid
evoatheist (9:42:02 AM): i don't like
evoatheist (9:42:11 AM): it's like an index of DO NOT WANT
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:42:21 AM): you don't want Unix?
evoatheist (9:42:29 AM): apple is stupid, apple is stupid...lalalalala....apple is...
evoatheist (9:42:31 AM): i want gentoo
evoatheist (9:42:36 AM): and the time to maintain it
evoatheist (9:43:02 AM): do not want osx. it's the devil!!11!!!!!ONE!11!1
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:43:11 AM): indeed
evoatheist (9:44:12 AM): lol, macfag
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:44:13 AM): woah
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:44:18 AM): WTF
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:44:20 AM): http://www.thinkgos.com/
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:44:31 AM): notice anything wierd about that picture?
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:44:36 AM): the laptop picture
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:44:50 AM): WTF
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:45:18 AM): I can't believe this... why would they do it
evoatheist (9:45:21 AM): i've decided that i don't like it
evoatheist (9:45:23 AM): yucks
evoatheist (9:45:48 AM): i want gentoo on my laptop as well before i die of windoze-induced brain damage
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:45:49 AM): but do you see the issue?
evoatheist (9:45:59 AM): which issue in particular, macfag?
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:46:02 AM): this is the OS developed by Google
evoatheist (9:46:10 AM): google
evoatheist (9:46:14 AM): sooooo?
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:46:18 AM): why the fuck is windows live search featured on the laptop?
evoatheist (9:46:23 AM): everything google touches turns to fail lately
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:46:27 AM): live search sucks balls so hard....
evoatheist (9:46:37 AM): i wouldn't dream of using it
evoatheist (9:46:43 AM): i'm brain-damaged enough by a vista laptop
evoatheist (9:47:09 AM): live search....argh....brain freeze...brain....
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:49:32 AM): I don't know what you have against google
evoatheist (9:49:36 AM): no, nothing
evoatheist (9:49:46 AM): google is ok, they have just been failing a bit lately
evoatheist (9:50:07 AM): blogger is getting retarded, chrome was a failure, their apps remind me of developers who can't code....sigh
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:50:23 AM): reality check: blogger was always retarded
evoatheist (9:50:23 AM): if you diss me for using perl, i'll kill you
evoatheist (9:50:35 AM): i should have just self-hosted and used movable type
evoatheist (9:50:38 AM): me <---stupid
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:50:48 AM): chrome is handy in certain situations, but firefox is still king
evoatheist (9:51:00 AM): the other day, i did something very very stupid
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:51:05 AM): their apps do leave a lot to be desired
evoatheist (9:51:20 AM): i screenshoted my browser to put on my blog, and i did it with all my add-ons visible
evoatheist (9:51:28 AM): because i was too sleepy and wasn't paying attention
evoatheist (9:51:38 AM): now every noobfag will think i'm a criminal hacker
evoatheist (9:51:40 AM): oh, mary...
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:51:46 AM): why
evoatheist (9:52:01 AM): because mary thinks ANYTHING is a criminal hacking tool, remember?
evoatheist (9:52:12 AM): i mean, if someone can think that 4chan is a hacker board...anything is possible
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:52:14 AM): so this story is pointless then?
evoatheist (9:52:27 AM): i wish i could sue mary for libel
evoatheist (9:52:36 AM): sue sue sue just like a scientologist sue sue sue
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:52:43 AM): If mary thinks anything is a criminal hacking tool, you could tell the story about how you posted your cleavage and mary thought you were a hacker
evoatheist (9:52:43 AM): see, vista has damaged my brain
evoatheist (9:52:48 AM): hah!
evoatheist (9:52:59 AM): mary might just think that
evoatheist (9:53:05 AM): tits or....criminal hacker!!
evoatheist (9:53:20 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
evoatheist (9:53:28 AM): it all ends with tits in the end
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:55:28 AM): oh crap
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:55:34 AM): nevermind about my earlier outburst
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:55:40 AM): gOS is not owned by google
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:55:46 AM): so it's not such a big wtf, I guess
evoatheist (9:56:08 AM): eh it's not?
evoatheist (9:56:11 AM): hmm
evoatheist (9:56:17 AM): i don't like the way it looks
evoatheist (9:56:26 AM): i'm in love with gentoo and i can't cheat on my baby!!!
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:56:29 AM): what's the name of the distro made by google that boots in 3 seconds?
evoatheist (9:56:34 AM): ok that sounded creepy
evoatheist (9:56:36 AM): LOL
evoatheist (9:56:37 AM): hahah
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:56:54 AM): the only other OS I know that does that is BeOS
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:57:01 AM): have you ever used BeOS?
evoatheist (9:57:06 AM): fapfapfap...gentoo...fapfapfap
evoatheist (9:57:21 AM): uh, no...
evoatheist (9:57:29 AM): when that first came out i was a little kid
evoatheist (9:57:46 AM): and then linux ate my soul
evoatheist (9:57:53 AM): gentoo....fapfapfap....*thud*
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:58:03 AM): what about Haiku then?
evoatheist (9:58:30 AM): IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR TELLING ME TO INSTALL GENTOO IN THE FIRST PLACE
evoatheist (9:58:48 AM): i didn't like haiku
evoatheist (9:59:00 AM): i keep installing shit and realizing that i don't like it....and then....uninstall
evoatheist (9:59:05 AM): wtf is wrong with me
evoatheist (9:59:06 AM): sigh
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:59:24 AM): well, I guess you know how you're going to spend your weekend
evoatheist (9:59:30 AM): oh rly?
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:59:35 AM): installing gentoo
josh.charles@gmail.com (9:59:44 AM): or you could install precompiled gentoo
evoatheist (9:59:46 AM): thanks a lot for your faith in my mad social skillz
evoatheist (9:59:55 AM): no precompiled shit....I'M HARDCORE!!
josh.charles@gmail.com (10:00:01 AM): ....
evoatheist (10:00:03 AM): (i just lost the game....and my social skills)
evoatheist (10:00:38 AM): i'm doomed
evoatheist (10:00:45 AM): i'm going to die a basement-dweller
josh.charles@gmail.com (10:00:50 AM): that happened a few weeks ago when you passed the EH
evoatheist (10:01:12 AM): gentoo....*drools*
evoatheist (10:01:26 AM): i'm drooling more than i did when half-life 2 came out
josh.charles@gmail.com (10:03:04 AM): I want the kindle 2 to come out
evoatheist (10:03:37 AM): kindles are lame
evoatheist (10:03:43 AM): but whatever makes you fap, i guess
evoatheist (10:04:24 AM): i wish i could be more like a 'normal' girl
josh.charles@gmail.com (10:04:25 AM): why are kindles lame?
evoatheist (10:04:25 AM): sigh
evoatheist (10:04:38 AM): i guess because i don't see much of a point to them at this moment
evoatheist (10:05:24 AM): should i be a typical girl and get simanimals for my DS?
evoatheist (10:05:44 AM): or should i just go 'an hero' at once?
josh.charles@gmail.com (10:05:46 AM): how can there not be a point to them?
josh.charles@gmail.com (10:06:00 AM): walking around with a library in your hands that's easy on your eyes and cheap to expand?
evoatheist (10:06:13 AM): dammit macfag
evoatheist (10:06:20 AM): you're more gadget-crazy than i am
evoatheist (10:06:21 AM): thank science

Ultimately, this convo descended into:

josh.charles@gmail.com (10:11:30 AM): this jolicloud thing is giving me so many ideas
evoatheist (10:11:37 AM): like?
evoatheist (10:11:50 AM): jolicloud sounds like lolicon
josh.charles@gmail.com (10:12:00 AM): I like to think about what I would build if I was a millionaire
evoatheist (10:12:06 AM): lolicon
evoatheist (10:15:23 AM): sorry, i'm browsing /b/

I guess you didn't miss much, folks. Also, my little love is calling out to me...fapfapfap...impending orgasm is impending...