A simple solution to an anal fundie problem

1/29/2009 | 6:47 PM | Evolved Rationalist

Since I'm sure everyone already knows by now how hypocritical, theistarded liar Ted Haggard has been implicated in yet another gay sex scandal, let's just look at a simple (and often overlooked) aspect of this BAWWWfest.

Since fundies don't like the idea of gay sex because their Holy Babble says "IT'S EBBBILLL!11!ONE!!" and that gays go to hell, I have a simple suggestion for the fundies.

Fundies, instead of BAWWWWWing and making sane people RAGE, how about a simple method to prevent all the hysteria surrounding gay sex?

How about...
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DON'T HAVE GAY SEX!

Isn't it simple, fundies? Don't like gay sex, don't have gay sex. Let sane adults who happen to be gay do their consensual buttsex in the privacy of their bedrooms, k? Perhaps then you might start sounding like less of an ignorant, bigoted, insane douchebag. Also, cocks.

kthxbai