Live from Rapture Ready...

2/25/2009 | 10:31 PM | Evolved Rationalist

The deluded theistards at the home of the lolcows (Rapture Ready) are at it again.

Okay, I don't care if I sound like a 2-year old in the toy store. I don't care if I am going to be spanked or put on time out! I don't care if my tantrum in the grocery store is causing people to stare and making my daddy embarrassed! I don't care that I am sprawled out like a rag doll on the floor... ...if he pretends to walk away and leave me I will just cry louder!!!

I don't care that I've cried so hard I am now making those stupid hiccup sounds with snot running down my nose....as I take heaving breaths trying to still cry but now I am too tired...I just look defeated and pathetic.....I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!

Because after all my cutting up and fussing and whining and crying, and even if I did not get what I wanted...my daddy is going to take me home, feed me, bath me, and tuck me in bed with my favorite animal And I will be happy in the morning when I wake up.

Father, come take me home.....NOW....please...

Yes, the smileys were included in the original post.

Read the entire thread here, and prepare to either laugh or cry. More theistarded dumbfuckery to be found there.

GOGOGOGOGO read it for some late-night entertainment!