Ray Comfort is a deluded moron

2/02/2009 | 2:15 AM | Evolved Rationalist

Famed theistard Ray Comfort has done it again. He has come up with yet another mind-numbingly stupid blog post that provokes me into the sort of rage and pity I feel whenever I see idiots jumping around on the streets in masks claiming to be 'Anonymous white knights'.

(Yeah, I don't like protestfags. Deal with it.)

Back to Comfort:

I was introduced on a radio interview recently as being "internationally hated by atheists."

Awww, what a nice persecution complex you have there, Ray. Don't you realize that what you see is not hate; but frustration, pity, and lots of lulz being had at your expense? Haven't you realized by now that people don't hate you? They are laughing at your delusions and stupidity, Ray. People are reading your blog for the lulz, and they laugh at you for comic relief. It really is that simple.

To what do I attribute this great honor? Obviously, to my dumb banana video.

Dumb, huh? You've described your video perfectly.

It spread my name like soft and tasteless butter all over the world.

*pukes*

Are Christians told to have a huge ego by Jesus or something?

Let me tell you something, Ray. There are a lot of tasteless words that I could use to describe how your name has spread all over the world, but I'll be nice. After all, you're being persecuted by evil atheists who hate you, amirite? I'll let you BAWWWWW in peace, theistard.

And so I have this unique and wonderful blog that is frequented by atheists.

Unique and wonderful? Ray, please work on your ego issues!

As I previously mentioned, people read your fucktarded blog to have lulz at your expense. Learn to live in reality, theistard.

I never thought that I would some day thank God for that stupid video, but I do.

Yay! Keep it up! Thank your imaginary god that atheists are laughing at you! You can keep whining about being persecuted by atheists because some people were mean to you on the internet, while some of us take the time to actually learn something new.

Your mission is accomplished. You are now an epic lolcow among us atheists. Bad publicity is still publicity, amirite, Ray?

Your stupidity and refusal to think makes me sick, theistard. Enjoy your truckload of FAIL.