Cosmology now under attack

4/29/2009 | 1:00 PM | Evolved Rationalist

Cosmologists used to have it relatively easier than evolutionary biologists when it came to dealing with creotard idiocy, but this may soon change. The creotards, not content with attacking evolution, have turned their ~~despicable, slimy, and scummy~~ attempts to destroy science towards cosmology, erasing the age of the universe from school science standards.

What next? Are they going to attack the germ theory of disease because the Bible says that you should trust god instead of medicine (yes, it's in there - read the story of Asa). Are they going to attack the value of Pi? OH WAIT, that has already been done. They failed miserably, but...

It seems like there's no easy way to defeat the creationists. At the rate it is going, the best bet we have is to take the creationists straight on and prove that their ideas are made out of a truckload of fail. Appeasing the creotards will only let them step all over us and destroy science in the process.

After all, what could be more likely to make creationists jizz in their pants - apart from the total destruction of the science that contradicts their Biblical stupidity?

Welcome to the Dark Ages of the 21st century.