JoshU2uber eats Anon-approved pizza

6/22/2009 | 8:01 AM | Evolved Rationalist

Remember that 10-year-old fucktarded, brainwashed, cretinous, fundie theistard known as JoshU2uber? After realizing that people were leaving him 'nasty comments' on YouTube, he decided that it was a smart idea to threaten Anonymous and claim that the Anons will never get his dox.

It went something like this:

Saturday: HAHAHA Anonymous are a bunch of losers! You will never get my personal information! Losers! Praise Jesus!
Sunday: OH SHIT HOW DID ANONYMOUS GET MY DOX? WTF HAX HAX HAX!

This is his video threatening Anonymous, which he posted on Saturday:

This was the video of the aftermath, which he posted on Sunday:

Dox (Posted by Anons all over his Youtube comments section):
JoshU2uber's IP Address: 24.210.101.11
JoshU2uber's Cell Phone Number: (916) 233 1617
JoshU2uber's Home Address: 8 Oleander Cir, Lakeland, FL
JoshU2uber's Home Phone Number: (847) 347 8213

tl;dr: His dox was dropped, his e-mail inbox and voicemail were stuffed full, pizza was sent by truckloads to his house, his parents now know what he does on the internet, the police got involved and now want to speak to him. Ah, nothing like a life well ruined for being a failure at the internet and challenging Anonymous.

The lesson to be learnt is this: If you can't stand negative comments on YouTube, don't make YouTube videos. If you can't deal with criticism, STFU and GTFO. If you're going to break down and BAWWWWWW everytime someone says something mean to you on the internet, get off the fucking computer and go outside. If mere 'mean comments' can get you so riled up, perhaps you should grow a thicker skin instead of playing right into the trolls' hands. Most importantly, if you try to take on the whole internet because a few people left you mean comments, you will get your real life ruined, and you deserve it for your own stupidity.

Let this also be a lesson to someone whose story looks eerily similar to Josh's: Mary the Scilon. Call the FBI, make false reports, and spread lies about people who insult your cult, Mary? Claim that you have defeated Anonymous? Enjoy your digital rape.

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