Infamous Nostradamus kook Dennis Marzuke aka David Mabus (who sends regular spam e-mails BAWWWWing about James Randi and repeatedly posts unrelated comments on various atheist blogs) has done it again.
His incoherent ramblings can be found here (he posted the same thing about five times but my spam filter caught it):
and see if you can understand how your own negative position is something entirely negative...
and why this ATHEIST PURGE is going on as we speak...
LOLWUT? (He also e-mailed this shit to me over 9000 times.)
How can Nostradamus piss on me? He's dead and rotting in the ground as we speak.
Why would Nostradamus piss on me because of PZ Myers? It doesn't make any sense.
Atheist purge? Is that some sort of FAIL death threat?
A link to Telic Thoughts on top of all the lunacy?! Birds of a feather flock together, I guess.
AAAARGH MY BRAIN JUST FIZZED OUT! AAAARGH!!!
Considering the fact that Mabus is batshit insane and won't be stopping his lunacy anytime soon, what should be done? Instead of e-mailing his ISP about his spam like a good LOLINTERNETSPERSON, maybe it is time to give him a taste of his own medicine.
His e-mail address is michelnostradamus69@gmail.com. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
For maximum lulz, here is the mail-rape script. SKIDDIE THE PLANET!
???
PROFIT!!!
GOGOGOGOGO give our dear friend Mabus a whole new persepective on spam! DO IT for the lulz and for great justice!
His Facebook account can be found here. Some nice account cracking is fine too.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
[22:16] qwerty017: Nice [22:16] qwerty017: U know someones going to try it on your facebook right? [22:17] evoatheist: oshit [22:17] evoatheist: lol [22:17] evoatheist: information should be free [22:17] qwerty017: Lol
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Although there are about 668 names of dinosaurs, there are perhaps only 55 different ‘kinds’ of dinosaurs. Furthermore, not all dinosaurs were huge like the Brachiosaurus, and even those dinosaurs on the Ark were probably ‘teenagers’ or young adults. Indeed, dinosaurs were recently discovered to go through a growth spurt, so God could have brought dinosaurs of the right age to start this spurt as soon as they disembarked.
All I have to say to the creotards is: Evidence or GTFO.
Cosmologists used to have it relatively easier than evolutionary biologists when it came to dealing with creotard idiocy, but this may soon change. The creotards, not content with attacking evolution, have turned their despicable, slimy, and scummy attempts to destroy science towards cosmology, erasing the age of the universe from school science standards.
What next? Are they going to attack the germ theory of disease because the Bible says that you should trust god instead of medicine (yes, it's in there - read the story of Asa). Are they going to attack the value of Pi? OH WAIT, that has already been done. They failed miserably, but...
It seems like there's no easy way to defeat the creationists. At the rate it is going, the best bet we have is to take the creationists straight on and prove that their ideas are made out of a truckload of fail. Appeasing the creotards will only let them step all over us and destroy science in the process.
After all, what could be more likely to make creationists jizz in their pants - apart from the total destruction of the science that contradicts their Biblical stupidity?
I was checking my blog stats and I discovered some very...interesting IP ranges. Here's a shout out to my fans at the FBI.
HAHAHAHAHA SOME DUDE AT THE FBI FORGOT TO TURN OFF JS AND FLASH WHILE USING A PROXY, EXPOSING HIS IP ADDRESS AND THE FACT THAT HE'S FROM THE FBI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LULZ!
I love you guys. You're here to laugh at Mary the Scilon's fucktardery, amirite?
Enjoy the stay, the lulz, the disclaimer, and the ra/i/den. Also, proxies.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
Gibson has an odd view of who is going to heaven and who is not. His wife, for example, is not, in the Gospel according to Mel. He acknowledges that she is "a saint, she’s a much better person than I am," but rules are rules. She is, he notes, "like, Episcopalian, Church of England. She prays, she believes in God, knows Jesus, she believes in all that stuff, but that's not good enough. And it’s just not fair if she doesn't make it," laments Mel, "but that’s a pronouncement from the chair. I go with it."
Aww...isn't that sweet? This fundie retard thinks his wife is going to burn in fire and brimstone forever not because she isn't Christian, but because she belongs to a different sect of the same fundie cult.
Family values, eh, theistards? You can shove your so-called 'family values' up your own ass after taping it on a brick. Sideways.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
No, not all forms of alternative medicine are 'harmless' and 'not a big deal'. A man recently died an hour after being treated by a kook alternative medicine practitioner for a peanut allergy.
Professor of histopathology at the Royal College of Surgeons and at Beaumont Hospital, Mary Leader, told the inquest that in (allopathic) medicine such desensitisation would not be carried out without strict supervision in a hospital where drugs, IV access, oxygen and a doctor were immediately available and she said no person should be tested for nut allergy without these. "If a patient has an acute anaphylactic reaction like this they are immediately treated with drugs to stop the reaction," she said.
Here we go again. A death that could have been avoided - if not for a dangerous lack of skepticism and our failure to ensure that dangerous snake-oil cures stay the fuck away from human beings.
They call themselves Anonymous, they are hackers on steroids, treating the web like a real life video game. Sacking websites, invading MySpace accounts and disrupting innocent people's lives. AND THEY CRASH POLLS! ZOMGWTFHAXHAXHAX! --Fox News
Proof that the internet is indeed serious business:
In a stunning result, the winner of the third annual TIME 100 poll and new owner of the title World's Most Influential Person is moot. The 21-year-old college student and founder of the online community 4chan.org, whose real name is Christopher Poole, received 16,794,368 votes and an average influence rating of 90 (out of a possible 100) to handily beat the likes of Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Oprah Winfrey. To put the magnitude of the upset in perspective, it's worth noting that everyone moot beat out actually has a job.
I don't get why people think this is surprising. After all, Anonymous are a bunch of hackers on steroids and 1337 poll crashers, amirite?
Moot denies knowing about any concerted plan by his followers to influence the poll,
Riiiiiggggghhhhtttt...
The guy founded 4chan, for Longcat's sake!
though TIME.com's technical team did detect and extinguish several attempts to hack the vote.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[sarcasm] Anon? Hacking the vote? No way! [/sarcasm] When the top ten names spell out 'marblecake', the name of the IRC channel from which the now infamous 'Message to Scientology' video originated, you know you've been hacked.
Don't you just love the mainstream media, folks?
I'm so glad that moot won, but for another reason: NOW I CAN DRESS UP AS MOOT FOR HALLOWEEN WITHOUT PEOPLE THINKING I'M SOME KIND OF WEIRD NERD! I mean, he's the most influential person in the world! It's AWWRIGHT, and I won't lose whatever social life I supposedly have.
It is also an excuse to wear pink: FUCK YEAH! I love /i/mage/b/oards.
The German Catholic Church has been sheltering a priest convicted of child abuse for years. Now the pedophile, who refuses to undergo therapy, has hired private detectives to try to get his former victims to retract their testimony.
A priest who is a pedophile and a cowardly liar? This can't be! Religion is supposed to make people good!
Weiss claims that he is merely giving the children "fatherly affection, when I stroke them," and he refuses to call it abuse or molestation. He admits having offered children money to sit on his lap. "I always knew where the boundary lies between sexual activity and tenderness," he insists. "It may be that I touched someone on the buttocks once, but I don't consider the buttocks a sexual part of the body."
Lame excuse is lame.
"Even within the church, there remains to this day a broad group of supporters consisting of priests and members of religious orders," Karl Hillenbrand, the current vicar general of Würzburg, admits. "These people encourage him and even support him financially." A number of gullible Catholic women paid Weiss's first fine of 8,000 German marks. As for the 12,000 German marks in compensation that Kaitesi's son received, Weiss did not have to pay that either -- it was covered by statutory accident insurance, because the incident occurred in a school. Given that the perpetrator did not have to suffer much as a consequence of his actions, he may not have realized that what he was doing was wrong.
Not only that, he knew the Catholic Church (with its influence and its $$$) had his back. What the fuck did he have to worry about? It's AWWRIGHT!!!
While Catholic priests who publicly admit to being in a relationship with a woman are quickly shown the door, the pedophile Weiss was allowed to retain his status as a priest, despite the repeated incidents. In addition, the Würzburg archdiocese even provided him with a large, church-owned apartment. Today, he lives comfortably and inexpensively in a building occupied by deserving clergy from the archdiocese.
Fucking RRRAAAGGGEEE. The pedophile lives comfortably courtesy of his church while the children he abused suffer emotionally for the rest of their lives? And...the theistards claim that a loving and just god exists? Or...god exists, but we don't understand his ways and maybe there is a divine reason for all this?
Fuck religion.
"If someone is given that much respect, how can he feel guilty?" asks Matthias Wimmer, one of his former victims in Miltenberg.
Someone apparently missed the memo that with religion, it's AWWRIGHT!
More details and a newfag guide to being a hacker on steroids, lol Fox News can be found here.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
A FORMER Anglican priest and chaplain to Brisbane archbishops Peter Hollingworth and Phillip Aspinall will spend nine months in jail for sexually abusing three altar boys.
Barry John Greaves, 71, abused the children when he was working as an Anglican rector for the Boonah and Harrisville districts, southwest of Brisbane, in the early 1980s, the Brisbane District Court was told today.
The boys, aged between 11 and 16 at the time, were forced to engage in mutual oral sex and masturbation with Greaves.
What's that, fundie theistards? Religion makes you a good person? BWHAHAHAHAHEHEHE
Finally, doctors are speaking out. The lunatics who claim to be able to 'cure' homosexuality just got told:
The Royal College of Psychiatrists (RCP) said there was no evidence that the treatment worked, and that it was likely to cause considerable distress.
An RCP spokesman said: "There is no sound scientific evidence that sexual orientation can be changed.
"Furthermore, so-called treatments of homosexuality create a setting in which prejudice and discrimination can flourish."
The Royal College said the American Psychiatric Association had concluded there was no scientific evidence that homosexuality was a disorder and removed it from its diagnostic glossary of mental disorders in 1973.
It is time for us on the pro-science side to stop being afraid of speaking out due to a misplaced sense of political correctness. Human lives and well-being depend on us not being spineless appeasers.
Speaking out is the moral and rational thing to do.
Today, an event on Swedish national radio SR threw everything into doubt - and it’s barely believable, like something straight out of Hollywood.
The copyright industry likes to have the outcome of processes clear before engaging them so it’s perhaps unsurprising that SR today revealed that the judge Tomas Norström is in league with it on many fronts. The judge has several engagements - together with the prosecution lawyers for the movie and music industries.
Swedish Association of Copyright (SFU) - The judge Tomas Norström is a member of this discussion forum that holds seminars, debates and releases the Nordic Intellectual Property Law Review. Other members of this outfit? Henrik Pontén (Swedish Anti-Piracy Bureau), Monique Wadsted (movie industry lawyer) and Peter Danowsky (IFPI) - the latter is also a member of the board of the association.
Swedish Association for the Protection of Industrial Property (SFIR) - The judge Tomas Norström sits on the board of this association that works for stronger copyright laws. Last year they held the Nordic Championships in Intellectual Property Rights Process Strategies.
.SE (The Internet Infrastructure Foundation) - Tomas Norström works for the foundation that oversees the .se name domain and advises on domain name disputes. His colleague at the foundation? Monique Wadsted. Wadsted says she’s never met Norström although they have worked together.
This doesn't surprise me at all. If there is any justice left in the world, the whole case will be thrown out at appeal, considering how filthily corrupted and moronic the entire prosecution side is.
Do the same thing (DDoS) that was done yesterday, we can't give up now!
Target: www.maqs.com ( 217.28.205.228 )
When: April 24th, 00:00 GMT/12:00am GMT
IRC: irc.anonnet.org #tpb
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
The server for http://maqs.com/ has apparently been unplugged from the internet by frantic lolcows due to epic ra/i/ding done by Anonymous.
Oh the lulz! Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
A prominent Iraqi human rights activist says that Iraqi militia have deployed a painful form of torture against homosexuals by closing their anuses using 'Iranian gum.' ... Yina Mohammad told Alarabiya.net that, 'Iraqi militias have deployed an unprecedented form of torture against homosexuals by using a very strong glue that will close their anus.' According to her, the new substance 'is known as the American hum, which is an Iranian-manufactured glue that if applied to the skin, sticks to it and can only be removed by surgery. After they glue the anuses of homosexuals, they give them a drink that causes diarrhea. Since the anus is closed, the diarrhea causes death.
Death by buttplugging? For religion? It's AWWRIGHT!
The next raid is planned for 4/23. Be there and prepare your LOICs.
I currently live on irc.anonnet.org #tpb and #tpbchat, so you should join me there too! (No, you may not have my nick. No, Mary is not invited - I have a nice b&hammer on AnonNet and I like using it against butthurtScilon retards.)
[19:56] evoatheist: http://i42.tinypic.com/15wap8y.jpg [20:00] qwerty017: Winnuke was like the first skiddie program [20:01] evoatheist: and he was on vista, did you see that? [20:01] qwerty017: Yep [20:01] qwerty017: Or kde running wine. [20:02] qwerty017: U? [20:02] evoatheist: yeah [20:02] evoatheist: totally me [20:02] evoatheist: *eyeroll* [20:02] qwerty017: I knew it. N00b [20:02] evoatheist: it isnt actually me. [20:02] evoatheist: i never use windows when im doing things like that, silly. not that ive ever done anything like that. [20:03] evoatheist: im so innocent, i dont even know how to ddos [20:03] evoatheist: it's illegal! support the ifpi! piracy is baddddd! [20:03] qwerty017: I know. Isnt it like when u run msdos on more than 2 computers? [20:04] evoatheist: i dunno [20:04] evoatheist: im too n00bish, it's hard for me to even install windoze [20:04] evoatheist: and im a girl. girls are not good with comptuers, remember? [20:04] qwerty017: Yeah. They made restore disks just for girl n00bs like u. [20:05] qwerty017: Cause u didnt know how to install straight windows [20:05] evoatheist: yeah [20:05] evoatheist: vista is too hard to use! im a n00b! [20:05] qwerty017: Lol [20:05] evoatheist: if the fbi breaks down the door my excuse is gonna be HOW DID I GET HERE IM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS [20:06] evoatheist: because it's true [20:06] qwerty017: HAHAHAHAHA [20:06] qwerty017: I know it is [20:06] evoatheist: rofl [20:06] evoatheist: HOW DO I ADMIN IMAGEBOARDIM NOT GOOD WITH VISTA [20:06] evoatheist: i cant even get on irc, im too n00bish [20:06] qwerty017: Lol [20:06] evoatheist: hahaha [20:06] qwerty017: U have to program in php and ruby cause ur too fail [20:07] evoatheist: so how do i get on irc? i asked 4chan and they told me to delete system32 [20:07] evoatheist: php and ruby? what's that? im so n00bish i dont even....are they something to do with vim, er, i mean, microsoft word? [20:07] qwerty017: Lol [20:07] evoatheist: see, marydoesnt have to be afraid of me! IM A N00B!!!111!!!ONE!!1 [20:08] qwerty017: Lol
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
Yet another lolifucking scandal has erupted among the ranks of religious fundies who couldn't keep it in their pants even with the (non)help of their imaginary god:
TWO girls who exposed their school principal as a sexual predator say their lives have been ruined since they were expelled from the Christian college.
Friends Sarah Johnson and Bec Gavan blew the whistle on St Andrew's Christian School headmaster Frank Bailey, who is awaiting sentencing after pleading guilty to sex charges.
Their warning went unchecked by the Education Department, the Department of Community Services and police from the child protection unit, culminating a month later in the drugging and multiple rape of another teenage girl.
In March, Bailey, 43, pleaded guilty to five counts of sexual intercourse with a person in his care
Fucking sick...and the girls were expelled and their identities exposed because, well, no head of a Christian school was ever going to be a pedophile lolifucker, amirite? Religion makes all theistards good, amirite?
Mrs Bell was concerned at Bailey's playground cuddles with female students, inappropriate behaviour at after-school Christian youth groups and student pool parties at his home. She said that within two weeks of making the complaint she was made redundant after Mr Johnston told an enraged Bailey of her concerns.
"Revealing my identity was a breach of the confidentiality guidelines in the Whistleblowers [Protection] Act, and I wrote to both the Ombudsman's office and DOCS, and Presbyterian Social Services, expressing my concerns after I was made redundant," said Mrs Bell, who had taught at the school for two years.
She said that within a month of his appointment, Bailey, who had taught at Broughton Anglican College at Campbelltown, abolished the school's "no touch" policy.
He also wrote in the school newsletter that "students had free will to love whoever they liked".
"He even announced at assembly one day that the no contact policy was out because 'families touch' and the school was 'one big family'," Mrs Bell said.
Pedobear approves. Human decency disagrees.
Throughout everything, the imaginary sky-god did nothing. The sky-god did nothing for the girls who were treated worse than animals by the oh-so-holy Christards, and the sky-god did nothing to help our pedophile lolifucker keep it in his pants.
Now it's just a matter of waiting for the media to catch on to what those evil hackers at Ebaumsworldorchestrated this time.
*snicker*
Methinks the IFPI should use all the $$$ made from suing fans to invest in some better servers. Certain law firms should apparently also consider doing the same.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
It has happened again, as most of us know it would. Religion has again resulted in the death of a theistarded sheep, and the murderers see nothing wrong in having killed for their powerful god. The power of their delusions made them torture one of their fellow sheep, and they remain convinced that the blood on their hands would lead them to an imaginary paradise.
If this wasn't enough, the appeasers will soon start BAWWWWing about how we should "LEAVE RELIGION ALONE!!11!!! IT'S DOING NO HARM!!!111!! NONE!!!1!"
A Romanian nun has died after being bound to a cross, gagged and left alone for three days in a cold room in a convent, Romanian police have said.
Members of the convent in north-east Romania claim Maricica Irina Cornici was possessed and that the crucifixion had been part of an exorcism ritual.
In a case of too little, too late:
A priest and four nuns were charged with imprisonment leading to death.
I'm no lawyer, but I think that they should be charged with fucking MURDER.
Science would have helped, but noooooo. That's Luddism religion for you, folks:
Mediafax news agency said Cornici suffered from schizophrenia and the symptoms of her condition caused the priest at the convent and other nuns to believe she was possessed by the devil.
If you want to truly RRRAAAGGGEEE, look at what the murderer has to say for himself:
Father Daniel who is accused of orchestrating the crime is said to be unrepentant.
"God has performed a miracle for her, finally Irina is delivered from evil," AFP quoted the priest as saying.
"I don't understand why journalists are making such a fuss about this. Exorcism is a common practice in the heart of the Romanian Orthodox church and my methods are not at all unknown to other priests," Father Daniel added.
They are making a big fuss about it because SOMBODY FUCKING DIED, you theistarded murdering sack of shit! Nobody cares how often the fucktarded death cult church performs this ritual, but when somebody ends up DEAD, the least you would expect is that someone out there makes a big fuss about it. You are a murderer, asshole.
So, it finally happened. The anti-internet fuckwits have decided that not paying off the courts a new mode of information insemination should be permab& because the MPAA and RIAA's cocks (moar liek their yes-men at the IFPI's cocks) should be sucked for the sake of the $$$.
OMG THAT'S SO BIASED LOLOL YOU SUPPORT PIRACY EPIC FBI V& LOLOL! <---If this is what your comment is going to be, don't bother. I've never pirated a single file in my life, so fuck you. If you're fucktarded enough to leave such a comment on this post, you better learn to use fucking proxies because I will dox you, and it won't be pretty. (Yes, Mary. I'm talking to you.)
If they think that this is going to stop piracy, or BitTorrent technology, or freedom whatever the fuck it is they want to stop, it isn't working. This is the internet, and if one site goes down, over 9000 more will take its place. They can attempt to stop technology, but someday their shitpile n00b asses will be pwned when the world grows tired of their Luddism and kicks their sorry, greedy asses back to the caves where they belong. If they think that they can lock down the internet and tuck the key safely away in their cash-filled anal cavity, they've assumed wrong. Internet justice is not pretty, and when bigoted morons in their billion-dollar offices think they can play where they are simply out of their league, it gets even nastier...and lulzier.
The only reason search engines like Google aren't being V& for helping people to pirate is that they have the big $$$ and that they have agreed to suck the copyright lobby's cocks. The folks at TPB didn't have the $$$ and chose to defend the notion that information should be free (ie. refused to suck dick); and they are now paying the price for being the ones to stand up for our internet rights when no one else would.
In addition to the above, you know where the boards are, you know what to do, GOGOGOGO!
I wasn't talking to you, Mary the Scilon. Go "an hero" now and do us all a favor, in b4 v&.
tl;dr version:
Also, look what I found on an imageboard far, far away:
HOW DID THAT GET HERE I'M NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS
I'm not condoning illegal activities of any sort! I'm just admiring the pretty picture, Agent Smith! Don't V& me! NOOOOOO!
I'll get back to blogging about atheism and shit when I don't feel like smashing something. Till then, prepare your LOICs fap to hentai or something.
RRRAAAGGGEEE!
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
I take it that you haven't seen the Answers in Genesis ad, amirite?
This is what the fundie creotards are doing to children, folks. This is it - and this is also the price we pay for appeasing the raving religious lunatics.
*shudder*
How is this different from the video below?
Different kooks, same death cult mentality. The lunacy may be different, but the fucktardery and anti-human behavior is still the same.
The local Scilon lolcow, Mary, has returned with a bang the same tired cliché rants about how ‘criminal hackers’ are ‘going to be arrested by the FBI soon’.
All together now: YAAAWWWWNNNN…
Here she is:
ER is a criminal hacker, and she is an admin of a criminal hacker board!
I am an admin of an imageboard, not a ‘criminal hacker board’. Stop making mountains out of molehills, retard.
I have forwarded this post to the FBI, and ER is going to be arrested at once.
Considering the fact that you’ve been repeating this shit since last year, the only thing the FBI is probably doing is either laughing at you or fattening your file in preparation to V& you for making over 9000 false reports.
The criminal hacker gang Anonymous is going to be shut down soon! Scientology will not be persecuted by a criminal gang of Anonymous hackers!!
Why do you pay so much for your auditing (and other shit) when all your Scilon dox has been dropped on the internet, Mary? Do you really use Child Dianetics on your kids?
Yes, I know all about that, Mary. I've read all your Scilon dox - FOR FREE, courtesy of the Anonymous hackers on steroids. What are you going to do? Sue me?
*snicker*
Why so stupid, Mary? Why so brainwashed?
However, that is not all. This time, she has sockpuppets. How cute!
Yes, some of the things Scientology does is bad and illegal, but so is hacking,
N00b detected. Apparently somebody hasn’t been reading the Jargon File.
so who are you guys and ER to say that Scientology doing something wrong and play it off like you guys are saints, when you too are breaking the law?
How am I breaking the law? Either provide evidence to support your BAWWWing, or STFU and GTFO my site.
Don't try to act innocent, ER, there are links to hacker sites and TPB on your blog.
Linking to a site is not illegal. Armchair lawyer FAIL.
ER is going to pay for supporting hackers.
I’d like to see you make me, asshole. Hackers > Scilons.
Another interesting thing about Mary and her sockpuppets is that for all the powers that being a Scilon supposedly gives you, they are too afraid to comment on my blog without using seven proxies Tor.
Ever wonder what counts as a 'miracle' among fundie theistards nowadays? Ever wonder what theistards think their sky-daddy is doing in the world? Ever wonder how badly religion strips away basic humanity, leaving self-centeredness and fucktardery in its place?
272 people died in an earthquake, and yet there is a whole tl;dr article about how "divine intervention" saved one boy. How narcissistic do you have to be to believe that you alone were chosen to live over the >200 others who died as part of some obscure "god's plan"? How fucked up in the head must you be?
This video is just sad. A 10-year-old brainwashed kid claims that he "used to be gay" but turned straight when he saw on the news that gay marriage was wrong.
It only gets worse - he then tries to convince his viewers (and himself) that he is now interested in girls. For real.
Here is another one of his videos, titled "Stop calling me a homo". Sigh.
If he wasn't a brainwashed kid, those videos would actually be funny. As of now, they are just pathetic, sad, and scary as fuck.
PS. Something tells me that his account probably has a retarded password...
IS PRAYER just another kind of friendly conversation? Yes, says Uffe Schjødt, who used MRI to scan the brains of 20 devout Christians. "It's like talking to another human. We found no evidence of anything mystical."
Schjødt, of the University of Aarhus, Denmark, and colleagues, asked volunteers to carry out two tasks involving both religious and "secular" activities. In the first task, they silently recited the Lord's Prayer, then a nursery rhyme. Identical brain areas, typically associated with rehearsal and repetition, were activated.
Nothing mystical, eh? Too bad, theistards.
He says the results show people believe they are talking to someone when they pray, an outcome that pleased both atheists and Christians: "Atheists said it shows that it's all an illusion," says Schjødt, while Christians said it was evidence that God is real.
Religious logic FAIL!
How does a belief that god is real prove that god is real? Does that mean that a Scilon's belief in thetans prove that thetans exist?
belief != evidence
Nothing amazes me more than the delusions and stupidity of fundie theistards.
Unlike me, Hemant is a nice person. I salute his patience, and I tip my black hat to him for remaining friendly to theists even in the face of so much religious stupidity and bigotry.
tl;dr: Hemant is AWESOME and you want to see him speak.
To make things even better, there will be FREE PASTA. Yay! Free food!
To the fanboys: Yes, I will be attending. Do I hear the sound of a FAP there?
The most powerful people on the Internet don't work for Microsoft, Google or the government. Rather, they're a bunch of antisocial, foul-mouthed, clever nerds who congregate at a largely unknown Web site called 4chan.org.
Ever get your MySpace page hacked into? Chances are it was 4chan's fault.
Surfing YouTube and suddenly find yourself watching an old Rick Astley music video? You were "rickrolled" by 4chan.
Enjoy reading Sarah Palin's personal e-mail? She's got 4chan to thank for that.
Hear someone shout out the ending of the latest Harry Potter book while you're in line at Barnes and Noble? 4chan strikes again.
Methinks their site could benefit from a little penetration testing on top of those so-called exploits of /b/, no?
*innocent look*
But what the heck IS 4chan?
Welcome to a new world, filled with terminology and conventions that the average person — or even the average nerd — may not know about.
4chan is a no-frills discussion Web site that features dozens of message boards and "image boards" within six broad categories, stemming from Japanese animation to travel, and given semi-random names ranging from "/a/"' to "/trv/."
That sounds harmless enough, except that within 4chan lurks the "/b/" board, dedicated to "random" images and topics, and its 5.3 million users, known as the "/b/tards."
Yawn....
Here we go again. Remember the 'THEY CALL THEMSELVES ANONYMOUS, THEY ARE HACKERS ON STEROIDS' lulzy video where the retards over at Fox claimed that Anonymous hangs out on secret websites?
And now the pack of lame retarded lolcowsFaux Noise is claiming to explain what goes on at the 'ZOMG 1337 H4X0R SEKRIT SITE'?
All I have to say is: Lolwut?
The /b/ board, or just /b/ to its loyal visitors, is by far the site's most popular. Users fill the board with vile material, from pornographic images to incredibly racist and misogynistic comments.
It thrives on competition and users write "moar" to challenge each other to post further loathsome material throughout the day and long into the night.
I think Faux Noise just got trolled.
But the antics of the /b/tards also have a dark side far from cute cats. They've been suspected of replacing people's MySpace profile photos with pornographic images. /b/tards have even gathered together to drive past bookstores with megaphones, shouting the ending of new Harry Potter books.
One of the most serious allegations against the /b/tards concerns the invasion of hip-hop Web site SOHH.com in June 2008, where much of the site's content was replaced with racist photos and slurs.
Fellow hip-hop site AllHipHop.com shut down its own forums as the invasion spilled over into them, a stunt that AllHipHop's managers deemed an "unprovoked racist attack" by "cyber terrorists."
Since users are anonymous, it's never proven that /b/tards are the culprits, but online communities often point fingers to 4chan for causing much of the chaos in (and sometimes out) of cyberspace.
FAIL. The true trolls all hang out on Ebaumsworld, not /b/.
During the past year, "Project Chanology," created by an amorphous 4chan-associated group calling itself "Anonymous," has become an organized effort against the legal and cultural power of the Church of Scientology.
Anonymous members, often wearing masks depicting the main character in the politically charged comic book and movie "V for Vendetta," protest across the country, claiming the religion endorses Internet censorship.
On the bright side, as long as the cancer occupies the media enough so that attention is diverted away from Anonymous' true act/i/vities, it's a win-win situation for all. The newfags will get the media attention they so crave, and the oldfags will get their lulz.
Oh, Faux Noise. Will the LULZ you retards serve ever stop?
Most of you have probably seen it by now, but this satirical article makes me LOL every time.
l33t is all about pretending to be superior even though the obvious truth is that you are a geek who will probably never get a date. l33t people are not easy to spot, because they are never outside. Night after night they sit in front of their b0xen doing hacking and phreaking and most importantly coding, and this is the reason they sleep all day.
Over 9000 skiddies just got told.
*snicker*
box: Every computer is a box. Your computer is not a "Pentium" or a "Dell" or anything like that. It's simply a box. Like the eggdrops, you need lots and lots of b0xen. Why, when you are the only one who will be using them and you only got two arms and eyes? It's obvious. The more boxen, the more l33t.
^The TRUTH
*double snicker*
OS: Your favorite OS is Free BSD, even if you are using some Linux flavor. Saying things like "I prefer Gentoo Linux on my desktop but use Free BSD on my server" is good. Saying "I only use Windows to play games but I'm really a Linux fan" is very stupid and bad and will make everyone call you a n00b forever.
The practice of sedating troublesome teenagers in care homes was today being linked to birth defects after ten women came forward to complain that their children had been born damaged.
As teenagers at the Church of England-run Kendall House in Gravesend, Kent, the ten were routinely restrained with huge doses of tranquillisers and other drugs.
Sedating children was allegedly commonplace in care homes during the 1970s and 1980s, although the levels of drugging at Kendall House,a home for girls with problems, appear to have been unusual.
Now fears are surfacing that the drugging may have impaired the girls' chances of having healthy babies. The alarm was raised by Teresa Cooper, who left the home in 1984 at 16, and has since written Trust No One - a book about her experiences. Related Links
Ms Cooper's three children all have birth defects. Her eldest son was born with respiratory difficulties, her second son is blind and has learning difficulties, and her daughter was born with a cleft palate and a short lower jaw.
Files from Kendall House show that she was given medication at least 1,248 times over a 32-month period, including anti-psychotic drugs intended for schizophrenics, drugs to counter side-effects, sedatives and anti-depressants, the BBC reported today. The dosages were high - she was given up to 10 times the current recommended dose of Valium.
Turns out that the fear of god wasn't enough to keep the girls in line (translation: quiet, submissive, Christian floormats); and that the oh-so-holy-religion-solves-everything Christards in charge of human lives decided to force-feed young girls with drugs instead of trusting in the power of their theistarded religious views to instill 'moral values'.
Oh, yeah...have you heard about how girls were also drugged and raped by the bishops? It's all in her book.
Isn't it amazing that even after realizing that their religious lunacies have no place in the 21se century, fundietheistards would rather do absurd amounts of mental gymnastics to try and have both their religious stupidity and the benefits of modern science than to realize that religion is retarded?
Doesn't Leviticus mention something about not making cuts or marks on your flesh? Or does being a Jesus freak allow you to pick and choose which verses of the Holy Babble you want to follow?
The least that guy could do was to get a real tattoo instead of cutting his flesh out for Jesus.
ISLAMABAD. Pakistan - Pakistani authorities ordered inquiries Friday into a video showing the public flogging of a screaming woman in a northwestern valley where officials have yielded to Taliban demands for Islamic law.
Well, this is what happens when governments give in to religious lunatics. Still think that we should appease the religious and let them walk all over us? Think again.
The two-minute video, widely aired on local television Friday, shows the woman face down on the ground with two men holding her arms and feet. Her all-enveloping burqa has been hitched up to expose a pair of pink trousers.
A third man in a black turban with a long beard whips her backside more than a dozen times, causing her to scream repeatedly and shout "Stop it, stop it! It is painful!"
A crowd of men watches silently in the background, and a voice can be heard saying "hold her hands tightly" as the woman squirmed on the bare earth.
What the fuck is wrong with those people? Why the fuck do things like this happen in the 21st century?
*cough*religion*cough*
Oh, never mind.
The choice is ours - ignore the [religious] elephant in the room at our own peril, or stop being spineless appeasers. If we fail to speak out for ourselves due to an unjustified obsession over 'political correctness', theistards of all stripes will walk all over us; and based on what we've seen and heard about fundie theistards, it won't be pretty.
[20:08] evoatheist: http://www.christianhacker.org/html/NHV.html omfsm... [20:10] evoatheist: no... [20:10] evoatheist: i cant look... [20:10] evoatheist: *dies* [20:10] evoatheist: that whole site [20:10] evoatheist: *pukes* [20:10] qwerty017: The faggotry is strong with them [20:10] qwerty017: Also, thanks for blinding me [20:11] evoatheist: no.... [20:11] evoatheist: please let it be a poe... [20:11] evoatheist: please.... [20:11] evoatheist: what's with kooks and bad site design? [20:11] evoatheist: http://www.christianhacker.org/html/about.html just no [20:12] qwerty017: Their message is too important to wait on someone to design their site. [20:12] evoatheist: you just made my day [20:12] qwerty017: Oh god. I think i just got dumber for having read that. [20:13] qwerty017: Lol [20:15] evoatheist: http://www.christianhacker.org/html/outreach/cha-missionmethod.html im crying [20:16] evoatheist: i think it is a poe site [20:16] evoatheist: "We've reused some tracking code from our 'sacred spam' nigerian 419 project to help track down al-qaeda suspects after the London bombings. No success so far though." [20:17] qwerty017: Ok. [20:17] qwerty017: Very well done [20:17] qwerty017: Lol [20:17] evoatheist: poe...right? [20:17] evoatheist: scared me for a bit there [20:17] evoatheist: i swear if those kooks have a booth at defcon... [20:17] qwerty017: With the 419 thing it looks like it [20:17] qwerty017: They wouldnt last 5 minutes if they did [20:17] evoatheist: yeah [20:18] evoatheist: my point exactly [20:18] evoatheist: you would probably bash their noses in [20:18] qwerty017: Lol. [20:18] evoatheist: also, the 1337 thing is too obvious [20:19] evoatheist: personally, anyone who types like that on irc would get a gline [20:19] qwerty017: Why? Its not nice to pick on the mentally disabled. [20:19] qwerty017: True [20:19] evoatheist: love +o [20:19] evoatheist: epic banhammer [20:19] evoatheist: HAHA [20:19] evoatheist: i think they have skiddie addiction [20:20] qwerty017: Looks like it. [20:20] qwerty017: Making fun of them [20:20] evoatheist: "But, did you know that even the strongest encryption algorithm cannot hide secrets from God? God can crack your private PGP key in the blink of an eye." [20:20] evoatheist: oh lawd [20:21] evoatheist: http://www.christianhacker.org/html/devotionals/jesusvsatan.txt lawd [20:22] qwerty017: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! It burns [20:22] qwerty017: They put a lot of work into the site. Making it look like anything but a poe. [20:23] evoatheist: yeah [20:25] evoatheist: thank goodness for the poe-ness. i was about to lose my faith in the "hacker underground" rofl [20:25] qwerty017: Lol [20:25] qwerty017: :) [20:25] evoatheist: anyone who uses that term in all seriousness is a poe at best and a lamer at worst [20:26] qwerty017: I would go for lamer first. [20:26] qwerty017: I mean, no one but ignorant news stations say it [20:27] evoatheist: HAHAHA [20:27] evoatheist: lol fox news
When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.
The downside to posting on April Fool's Day is that readers (who are already an uber-skeptical folk) get even more suspicious about anything they read on the series of tubes. However, this article is completely legit.
If this tool was for real, the world would be in chaos and Zero Cool some people would probably decide to 'SKIDDIE THE PLANET!'...
[21:03] qwerty017: http://www.darknet.org.uk/2009/04/winautopwn-windows-autohacking-tool/ [21:04] evoatheist: stupid prank, amirite? [21:04] evoatheist: hacking is NEVER that easy [21:04] evoatheist: im not falling for that [21:05] qwerty017: lol [21:05] evoatheist: why? you fell for that didnt you? [21:05] evoatheist: hahahahaha [21:06] evoatheist: i cant believe it [21:07] qwerty017: nope [21:07] qwerty017: i was at work all day [21:07] evoatheist: trying to hack with winautopwn, amirite? [21:07] qwerty017: plus i have noone i want to pwn [21:07] evoatheist: yeah right [21:07] evoatheist: you would want to pwn me [21:07] evoatheist: just because [21:08] qwerty017: what? i could send you windows keyloggers for your linux box? [21:08] qwerty017: ROFL [21:08] evoatheist: yeah, sounds like the sort of thing you'd do [21:09] qwerty017: hey [21:09] evoatheist: what? truth hurts [21:09] evoatheist: gb2 watching hackers, zero cool [21:10] qwerty017: lol
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