I guess I'll just leave this here
5/31/2009 | 11:52 PM | Evolved Rationalist
It's a children's book. No, srsly.
5/28/2009 | 1:14 AM | Evolved Rationalist
Have you ever seen a children's book that tells children that child sexual abuse (especially those caused by perverted uncles, of course) leads to you becoming totally gay later in life, only to find out that your so-called 'gayness' is you just dealing with the trauma of the abuse?
Now you have. (SFW)
Is this insulting to gays? Yes.
Does this provide a glimpse of how fanatical homophobes seek to brainwash the young with their fucktarded lies? Yes.
While nobody is claiming that child sexual abuse has nothing to do with a child growing up confused about his/her sexuality; claiming that homosexuality isn't actually real, but a residue of sexual trauma is insensitive at best and downright bigoted at worst.
When this sort of fucktardery is presented as fact in a children's book, the travesty of the situation becomes over 9000 times worse.
Fuck homophobes.
Fraud? Scientology? ORLY?
5/25/2009 | 5:33 PM | Evolved Rationalist
The Co$ has been hauled into court in France, accused of organized fraud.
Not surprising, but aren't all religions organized fraud? How are the Scilons so different?
Of course such brainwashing tactics are despicable, but where have we seen it all before?The woman at the centre of the case says she was approached by church members in Paris 10 years ago, and offered a free personality test. But, she says, she ended up spending 21,000 euros ($29,400, £18,400) on lessons, books and medicines she was told would cure her poor mental state.
Her lawyers are arguing that the church systematically seeks to make money by means of mental pressure and the use of scientifically dubious "cures".
*cough*Benny Hinn*cough*Peter Popoff*cough*
Oh, the irony! The Co$, with their criminal and downright scary ways of silencing detractors (the infamous Fair Game policy), now claims that they are being 'hounded' by the law.A lawyer for the church, Patrick Maisonneuve, said: "We will contest every charge and prove that there was no mental manipulation."
The church's spokeswoman in France said it was being "hounded" by the French courts.
Fail troll is fail.
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127.0.0.1 <---Hack this. GOGOGO!
5/24/2009 | 9:46 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Every once in a while on the internet, you may come across this creature known as a 'skiddie'. As with most internet creatures, skiddies are fun to play around with if you know exactly how to cause them to indulge in the lulz-inducing behavior known as a 'selfpwn'.
An /i/nfamous way of dealing with skiddies is by convincing them that fucking around with the evil bastard whose IP is 127.0.0.1 will result in an increase in the length of their e-penis. Skiddies who are clueless enough [read: n00bish] to fall for it will end up proving an amount of lulz so epic that it almost makes up for the fact that such retards exist on the internet.
Enjoy the lulz!
[The IM username of the skiddie has been changed as he has learnt his lesson.]
(8:40:28 PM) evoatheist: ok i'll give you my ip
(8:40:31 PM) evoatheist: 127.0.0.1
(8:40:38 PM) evoatheist: dos it
(8:40:39 PM) evoatheist: gogogogo
(8:40:49 PM) skiddie: I didn't download any of the tools yet
(8:41:01 PM) evoatheist: ddos my ip after youve downloaded loic
(8:41:06 PM) skiddie: you actually want me to?
(8:41:24 PM) skiddie: ok downloading low orbit ion cannon
(8:41:31 PM) evoatheist: yes
(8:41:34 PM) evoatheist: i want you to
(8:41:47 PM) skiddie: ok. give me time to actually read the instructions.
(8:41:59 PM) evoatheist: hahaha put the ip in there and FIRE
(8:42:03 PM) evoatheist: that's all
(8:42:04 PM) evoatheist: oh skiddie
(8:43:01 PM) evoatheist: you doing allright there?
(8:43:09 PM) skiddie: yeah im closing some windows
(8:43:15 PM) skiddie: the download speed is slow
(8:43:24 PM) evoatheist: heh
(8:43:36 PM) evoatheist: sigh...what am i turning you into...
(8:44:24 PM) skiddie: lol. that, my dear, we are about to find out
(8:46:43 PM) skiddie: gimme a sec i'm about to try this
(8:47:09 PM) evoatheist: on loic, set it to tcp
(8:47:22 PM) skiddie: you mean in method?
(8:47:31 PM) evoatheist: yah
(8:47:38 PM) evoatheist: and speed about 3/4 to the fast end
(8:47:43 PM) skiddie: anything else I need to know?
(8:48:25 PM) evoatheist: u firin yet?
(8:48:32 PM) skiddie: not yet. im about to
(8:48:35 PM) evoatheist: gogogo
(8:48:40 PM) evoatheist: ip 127.0.0.1
(8:48:41 PM) evoatheist: do it
(8:48:54 PM) evoatheist: increase threads to 9000
(8:49:01 PM) evoatheist: and increase speed to maximum
Lessons that should be learnt by every skiddie:
- Being a skiddie results in imminent pwnage, and the funniest thing that could happen is that you'd end up pwning yourself.
- Don't play with loaded lazors unless you know what the fuck you're doing.
- Learn to use a computer. Start by deleting the folder 'System32' that enables the FBI to track you down when you're skidding away.
- Download Antivirus 2009 for your Windows box. It prevents you from getting pwned as easily.
- Download Windows Optimizer to speed up your computer.
- IM me and ask me 'How do I hack?'. <---always a good idea
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Mother still wants to kill her son
5/20/2009 | 2:57 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Remember the deluded fundie parents who were told by a judge not to kill their son by denying him medical treatment for his cancer? Now, the mother has gone AWOL with her son in order to avoid having to put her beliefs aside for the sake of her son's life.
This is what superstition does to people - it removes their ability to think rationally, and it causes them to put people they care about at risk.
Imagine how many others like her son are out there. Imagine how many other people are brainwashed into making idiotic decisions because their parents' irrational lunacies are the only things that make up their worldview. Imagine how many others never attract the attention of the courts. Imagine how many other lunatics are getting away with harming their children for the sake of superstition and irrationality.
*shudder*
Hopefully, she'll get V& soon and her brainwashed son will get the treatment he needs. Children should never have to pay the price for their parents' delusions.
A gift to Mary the Scilon
5/19/2009 | 8:07 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Here you go, Mary. This link is for you.
Enjoy!
History FAIL
5/18/2009 | 4:21 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Maybe it's more of a fundie brain FAIL:
Just this week, in West Haven, Utah, principal Craig Jessop at Rocky Mountain Junior High informed 14-year old Gavin McFarland, who comes from Scottish heritage, that the kilt he had worn twice in the past two weeks as a prop for an art project was inappropriate and could be "misconstrued as cross-dressing." The Weber School District later made the principal apologize to McFarland.It sure makes me wonder how this ignoramus managed to become a principal of a school...
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Stereotypes
| 12:54 PM | Evolved Rationalist
I LOL'ed so hard at this. I guess I'm a bad person now.
[Click to enlarge]
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But, Your Honor, I PRAYED!
5/16/2009 | 6:54 PM | Evolved Rationalist
What to do if you're a fundie murdering lunatic:
- Kill in the name of your religion.
- Get V&.
- BAWWWW in court about how you've been praying for your victims.
- ???
- PROFIT!!!
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The French need some /b/lackup
| 6:30 PM | Evolved Rationalist
What: DDoS
When: When this hits zero
Target: http://www.jaimelesartistes.fr/ (94.23.48.134)
IRC: irc.terogen.com #invasion or irc.anonnet.org #tpb
More info: W/i/ki
For some awesome music while aiming your LOICs, http://z103.cacaw.net (CACAW == WIN).
GOGOGOGO!
Not Photoshopped
| 6:20 PM | Evolved Rationalist
However, you'll probably wish they were after seeing this collection of the 16 most horrible human growths documented.
^That's right. Shit happens, folks.
How could anyone fall for this?
| 9:00 AM | Evolved Rationalist
The Scilontrollogists Scientologists must surely have their brainwashing routine down pat.
*shudder*
[click to enlarge images]
I predict that Mary the Scilon will soon BAWWWWW about 'copyrighted Scilon materials' and threaten to call the FBI on me again. Just wait for it.
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Operation Baylout: DDo$
5/15/2009 | 4:10 PM | Evolved Rationalist
That's right. Not DDoS, but DDo$.
The countdown can be found here. Details on the upcoming DDo$ can be found here.
Main IRC: irc.anonnet.org #tpb
Man the harpoons, and GOGOGOGO!
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
Atheists 'not fully human'?
| 3:57 PM | Evolved Rationalist
"'If you leave out god then you're not fully human because you're not fully human if you leave out god." [Bumbling old fool Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor's brain on his imaginary sky-daddy]
tl;dr: This fucktard thinks that atheists are not 'fully human'.
So, the people who were born before Jesus were not fully human either? Lolwut.
How would the reaction be if he had said something like 'Jews are not fully human'?
Let's see...he would not be able to get away with it, for one. The media would have skinned his bigoted ass alive. There would be utter outrage, and tubgirl's excrement would have hit the fan.
However, it is suddenly AWWRIGHT and not a big deal when he says such things about atheists. Hardly anyone batted an eye. Hardly anyone beyoud the atheist circle even heard about it.
RRRAAAGGGEEE!
(Found here.)
A simple solution
| 3:46 PM | Evolved Rationalist
From Penny Arcade:
[click to enlarge]However, there is an easier and more cost-effective solution than paying over 9000 dollars to fill your iPod.
Here it is:
Private FTP servers are fine too.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
Here it is:
Private FTP servers are fine too.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
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Judge forbids idiotic parents from killing son
| 3:40 PM | Evolved Rationalist
In an act of pure and epic win, a judge delivered a huge dose of pwnage to "natural-cure" kooks and prevented them from practically killing their son by denying him medical treatment.
The parents BAWWWWed and insisted that their 13-year-old son made a conscious decision to not undergo chemotherapy, but it was found that the boy hardly knew what was going on with regards to his own medical condition and treatment options.
It is fully AWWRIGHT if the parents choose to remove themselves from the gene pool by being superstitious fucktards, but it is not AWWRIGHT for them to martyr an underage child for the sake of their insane whackaloon beliefs.
If you got this and LOLed...
| 12:30 AM | Evolved Rationalist
...you are spending too much time lurking the darker parts of the internet (aka Ebaumsworld). And I love you to death for it.
Give it up, theistards
5/13/2009 | 7:49 PM | Evolved Rationalist
DNA evidence (science, LOL) pwns the Book of Mormon and fucks Mormons in the ass.
Hard.
As always: Science 1, Religion 0
Theistards, why don't you ever learn? When you idiots make grandiose claims about the natural world and science pwns your retarded delusions and sends it right back to la-la land where they belong, how does the egg on your faces feel?
*snicker*
Hollywood is a series of n00bs
5/11/2009 | 9:49 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Ohai skiddies.
Here's something to make you cream in your pants for a bit while the rest of us have actual lives:
PROTIP: No matter what you do, you'll never be as lame as those guys.
"They might have whipped the boot files and getting into the kernel, you don't need to do that since you're already in the root system. They just might have used "ps -A | grep virus" and then "sudo kill xxxx" to stop the Da Vinci virus and then "scp garbage user@host:location" to download the file and then had Razor and Blade to shred the hardrive like with "sudo shred -v --remove /" If hacking was done in terminal and not the virtual GUI." [An intelligent commenter on YouTube]
Wait.
Intelligent commenter. YouTube.
I think someone just divided by zero OSHI--
Science, the fundie way
5/10/2009 | 3:56 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Want a sneak peak of what fundies plan to do to science education? Want to see what's in store for us if we don't speak up against the fundie retards?
Let's take a look at a page from a fundie 'science' textbook.
[click to enlarge]Even leaving aside the religious babble, notice how the fundies can't even get the definition of sublimation straight.
Force-feeding kids with lies and lunacy is apparently a staple of fundie
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Operation Baylout is still on
| 3:30 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Ra/i/den! Later today! WOOHOO!
Details can be found here.
IRC: irc.theinternetz.org #baylout and irc.anonnet.org #tpb
(Mary the Scilon: If you ever appear on IRC, I will permaban your sorry Scilon ass, and you'll be lucky if it ends at that. You have been warned.)
The rest of you (aka those with a brain), GOGOGOGOGOGO!
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
Hair + Dung = SCIENCE!
5/09/2009 | 9:09 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Palaeontologists found 40 strands of fossilised hair inside samples of coprolite, or fossilised dung, from a cave in South Africa that was used by brown hyaenas.
Until now the oldest samples of human hair were from a 9,000 year old mummy found in northern Chile. It is extremely rare for soft tissue such as hair, skin and muscle to survive more than a few hundred years and only hard tissue like bone is fossilised normally.
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A skiddie’s permapwnage
| 10:51 AM | Evolved Rationalist
Once upon a time, somewhere in the series of tubes, lived a skiddie.
The skiddie was snot-nosed and clearly in need of Clearasil, a brain, and a LART; but instead decided to entertain himself with grand delusions of being a ‘1337 h4x0r’. With an e-peen in the negative digits, he decided that it would be a great idea to send trojans to a nice /i/nnocent blogger and attempt to PWN A LINUX BOX WITH WINDOWS BADDIES, all for the sake of gaining internet fame from the confines of his parents’ basement [read the full story here].
Sadly, it was not to be.
The skiddie was soon pwned horribly, and his full dox (and his parents’ dox) was brandished as said /i/nnocent blogger laughed with barely concealed glee at the poor skiddie’s plight. The skiddie was soon forced to choose – get his doxed dropped on a blog rumored to be filled with ravenous Ebaumsworld inhabitants, or permanently sacrifice his e-peen and offer an apology for failing at the internet.
He chose wisely. He decided to apologize, and here is his e-mailed apology (with my added commentary):
Please, don’t hack me, man.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This sure is a far cry from the skiddie trojan-sender we’ve come to know and love. He’s begging me not to ‘hack’ him after he attempted his skiddie shit on me…lolwut? I need a new irony meter.
Firstly, I’m not a ‘man’. I’m a girl (yeah, with boobies and all). Secondly, I wonder why the skiddie is so afraid of getting ‘hacked’.
Me? Aiming the hax? No way! I don’t know anything, Agent Smith! I’m a girl! Girls are not good with computers! HOW DO I UPDATE WINDOZE AGAIN?
*/i/nnocent look*
Because of this skiddie, the local version of “Don’t tase me, bro!” is now “Don’t hack me, man!”
DON’T FUCKING HACK ME, MAN! DON’T FUCKING HACK! HACKING IS BAD, KIDS! I’M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON’T YOU EVER FORGET!
*laughs uncontrollably*
I’m sorry for sending viruses to you, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to insult Anonymous.Translation: He pissed in his pants after I doxed him.
I didn’t know that you’re an admin of a chan when I sent the e-mails.FFFFUUUU-
What the fuck does that have to do with anything, skiddie? You shouldn’t be doing your skiddie shit to anyone. Period.
You don’t seem to be getting the message…perhaps I should drop your dox anyways?
What I did was wrong and I apologize. I didn’t understand what Anonymous is, or what I did was stupid. I won’t do it again, and I admit that I am just a skiddie and not a real hacker.Wow, someone’s e-peen just disappeared into thin air.
Hey, skiddie: Were your parents looking over your shoulder while you typed that?
Please don’t drop my dox. I have now realized that my life could be ruined, and I’m sorry, please don’t drop my dox. Please, man. I didn’t mean what I said about you or about Anonymous. I’m so sorry, and my parents are mad at me, I won’t do it again. I won’t send such things to anyone ever again. I promise.Translation: “I used to be a 1337 h4x0r wannabe, but then my mom found out! BAWWWWW! Don’t hack me, man! My mom may cut off my internets! BAWWWWW!”
On a side note, I think I helped the skiddie empty his bladder for a week. I mean, for the amount of piss he must have released into his pants at the prospect of getting permapwned and permaruined…
Dox is a very powerful thing. A simple serving of dox transformed our skiddie from an internet tough guy to a pathetic retard who grovels at the feet of a random blogger begging for forgiveness. The lesson to be learnt is twofold: Don’t be a skiddie, and don’t dox yourself all over the internet.
If you think that watching a skiddie lose whatever e-peen he had before your very eyes and the thought of the shame he must be going through is lulzy enough, wait until you see the e-mail his mother sent me. However, you’ll have to wait for another post to enjoy that portion of the epic lulz generated by this permapwned skiddie.
“DON’T HACK ME, MAN!”
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God works in mysterious ways
| 12:01 AM | Evolved Rationalist
Sometimes he'll even decide to break your neck while you're asking him to cure your epilepsy. Praise the Lord!
Update on the skiddie retard
5/08/2009 | 4:46 PM | Evolved Rationalist
I'm sure all of you are waiting eagerly for ra/i/den news on the skiddie retard. He sent me an apology late last night, narrowly escaping an epic doxdrop and subsequent /i/nternet justice. The lulziest part is that his mom sent me an apology as well, begging me not to drop their family's dox and promising me that her son will not be skidding his way into internet infamy anytime soon. She also mentioned that his internet use will be heavily monitored from now on and that he's grounded for six months.
Woohoo!
I'll post the e-mails tomorrow with added commentary for more lulz.
Yes, you can wait.
For now, take a look at this.
I'll have to admit that I was a bit too hard on Mac users in the past. Macs can be useful in certain situations, especially in dealing with people who need computers with training wheels on.
Catholics PWNED by reality
| 4:04 PM | Evolved Rationalist
Apparently even the fucktards of the Catholic Church agrees that their zombie god can't protect their sheep from swine flu, and that one of the ways to avoid getting swine-flu-fux0red at public gatherings is to STOP EATING THE SUPPOSSED FLESH OF ZOMBIE JESUS. Who would have guessed?
Pastors are now grappling with liturgical health issues such as whether Communion chalices, used to offer wine to the congregation in general, may risk transmitting the virus. In Mexico, many Catholic Churches have closed and in Mexico City the faithful were advised recently to listen to Mass on the radio or watch it on television rather than risk catching the flu by attending church. Now several bishops and faith leaders in the US are expressing similar concerns. The US Catholic Bishops are urging priests and ministers changed with distributing communion this Sunday to wash their hands with anti-bacterial solution beforehand.Catholics believe that Jesus is literally present in the communion wafer. By this, they have effectively admitted that Jesus can't do shit, and that they need to rely on EVIL SCIENCE and anti-bacterial solutions to IRL save themselves.
Pew Forum reports too on the “additional precautions” Catholic bishops in affected areas are advising. For example, the bishop of Austin, Texas home to 26 Swine flu cases to date has urged his priests not to offer Communion wine at Mass until “more is known” about the virus. Bishop Gregory Aymond believes that “having the public drink from the chalice is an unnecessary risk” and in addition wants holy water kept in stoups at the entry to diocesan churches to be emptied, and the stoups washed and disinfected before being re-filled.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
'Holy water' can get infected? What are you saying, fundies? God can't sanctify your 'holy water' enough to protect his followers from getting infected? Are you admitting that 'holy water' is no different from regular water after all in that it can have assorted baddies in it too?
WTF, fundies? Just...WTF.
tl;dr: Science 1, Religion 0
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Is homeopathy AWWRIGHT?
5/06/2009 | 3:02 PM | Evolved Rationalist
No.
Skeptics who think that homeopathy is relatively harmless because there is literally nothing in homeopathic remedies need to read this article at once.
Parents charged with manslaughter in the death of their baby could have saved her life if they hospitalized her sooner rather than allegedly using homeopathic remedies for a severe skin disorder, a prosecutor said Tuesday.There you have it, folks. That's where the real harm in homeopathy lies.
Here's a snippet from a post on homeopathy I wrote last year (read it - it's not tl;dr):
Although most homeopathic remedies are safe and merely ineffective, the danger is when a patient chooses not to seek proper treatment by a conventional medical doctor in cases where the patient could be helped by such treatment.It is AWWRIGHT if ignorant adults choose to go 'an hero' due to an irrational belief in pseudoscientific 'cures', but it is not AWWRIGHT for said ignoramuses to sacrifice their innocent children on the altar of irrationality and superstition.
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Yet another exorcism death
5/05/2009 | 4:39 PM | Evolved Rationalist
It isn't the Christards this time, but one would never guess based on the description of the murder:
Eyeball-sucking removes curses? I learnt something new about fucktarded lunacy today! Wheeeee!The curse-lifting ceremony started with prayers but became more intense, with family members shouting "get out" and "leave her alone" in an attempt to purge the evil spirits, Feltham said.
"Several people also leant over Janet, placed their mouths over her eyeballs and tried to suck at her eyes in an attempt to remove the curse," she said.
Water was then poured on Moses' face, down her throat and into her eyes while she was restrained during the ceremony, attended by more than 30 people at her grandparents' house.
"At times Janet was restrained while the water was poured over her and if she called out or tried to push those pouring the water away, the restraining simply increased."
A 14-year-old girl had her eyes gouged and water poured down her throat, and two people have been charged with injuring her.
Defence lawyer Mike Antunovic said the accused believed Moses was possessed and they were trying to help her.Oh, so if people murder because they assumed that it would somehow 'help' someone, it's AWWRIGHT? Or is it AWWRIGHT because it is in tune with the murderer's oh-so-holy personal cult beliefs? Is religion going to be a 'get out of jail free' card for murderers and assorted lunatics everywhere?
Lock the murderers and throw away the key, I say. A fucktarded belief in a death cult is no excuse for causing the death of another human being.
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/r/ skepticism
| 11:57 AM | Evolved Rationalist
Checked under my bed today (as always), and no swine flu was detected. WOOHOO!
WTF moment of the week
| 11:51 AM | Evolved Rationalist
Someone just FAILed epically at science (and at life):
Somebody needs to tell him to get his brain over to the 21st century and stop obsessing over hymens. Ewww."Football and basketball are sports that require a lot of movement and jumping," Sheikh Abdullah al-Maneea, member of the official Supreme Council of Religious Scholars, said in a religious opinion published in Okaz newspaper Thursday.
He said such excessive movement may harm girls who are still virgins, possibly causing them to lose their virginity.
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Forget David Mabus, this boat lulz is real!
5/01/2009 | 12:47 PM | Evolved Rationalist
The story has repeated itself. It goes something like this: A skiddie decides to send over 9000 trojans and various baddies to my inbox hoping to pwn me with his imaginary 1337 h4x0r skillz (moar liek FAIL skiddie skillz), fails spectacularly, gets doxed, and everyone enjoys the lulz.
Our featured skiddie today is a 14-year-old lolcow who goes to Alexandria Middle Magnet School. This retard decided that it would be a smart idea to use his real e-mail address and no proxies to send me assorted baddies attached to e-mails with the subject lines consisting of variants of “ANONYMOUS FAILS AND CAN ONLY DDOS PEOPLE! YOU ARE A LOSER FOR SUPPORTING ANONYMOUS!” after reading my posts on Operation Baylout.
Yes, caps lock included.
Let’s take a minute to have lulz at his stupidity and failure, folks. Leaving aside the fact that he’s too n00bish to use 7 proxies and untraceable e-mail addresses, the fact that he assumed that someone would open an attachment in an e-mail that contains a subject line like the above is simply astounding. How someone so stupid could manage to send trojans to someone without pwning his own box is nothing short of a miracle sad reminder of the fact that skiddies will always be a pain in the butt.
The lulz didn’t end there.
This skiddie decided to send me the baddies using the same e-mail account he uses on various other sites, including Myspace. From there, it only took a few minutes to get his real name, address, school info, parents’ identities, parents’ work contact information, telephone numbers, etc.
tl;dr: DOXED, LOL!
However, considering the fact that he’s only 14 and that the snot still hasn’t dried from his overlarge nose, and that he could benefit from some Clearasil (Yes, I’ve seen your Myspace photos and I’ve screencapped your shit, so don’t bother trying to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING, skiddie); I’ve decided to have more fun with him instead of directly dropping his dox here for great justice.
I will give him a chance to redeem himself. In b4 THE CHAN ADMIN HAS GONE SOFT OH NOES WTF!
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To the skiddie: Here’s the deal. If you’ve checked your e-mail you know what you should do, but I’m going to also mention it here for everyone’s benefit. If you e-mail me an apology, I’ll refrain from dropping your dox on my site. Your apology will be published here with personal information removed.
However, if I don’t see an apology from you within a week from this post, I’m dropping your dox and I’m not responsible for what anyone else does with that information. You know I have your dox because I’ve included it in the e-mail I sent you. If you’re going to BAWWWWW and threaten to LOLsue me, forget it – all your dox is publicly available information that I obtained 100% legally – and it is your fault for publishing your own dox on the internet in the first place.
The apology should adequately cover the fact (or convey the impression) that you’re regretful of what you did, understand why it is stupid, understand why you don’t have a clue as to what Anonymous really is, and that you’ll refrain from doing similar shit in the future. You should also throw in the admission that you’re a skiddie who fails at computers for good measure.
The choice is yours, skiddie. You could apologize, or (although Anonymous is not my personal army) the /i/nternet will probably test your hypothesis on how much Anonymous supposedly ‘fails’ – on YOU.
Choose wisely.
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Oh, before I forget: His parents now know what their son does on the internet, and I hope that they would help him compose his apology. They wouldn’t like the idea that anyone who Googles their son after his dox is dropped would see how he skiddied his way into internet lolcow territory, amirite?
*snicker*
The Pope's answer to sexual abuse
| 12:26 AM | Evolved Rationalist
tl;dr: It's AWWRIGHT to abuse children as long as you then go and confess your criminal behavior to your imaginary sky-daddy to make you feel better. It's religion! It's AWWRIGHT! Prayer cures all, including the emotional pain suffered by the victims!
Don't believe me? Read the article and prepare to puke in your mouths a little.
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