This is one of the many articles concerning the theistards that basically speaks for itself: The theistards know that when it comes down to real-world situations that demand actual solutions, it is time to put faith aside and seek secular answers. Theistards are also apparently aware that god can't be trusted even when it comes down to what would seem like a fairly easy job for an all-knowing and all-powerful god - protecting his flock in a place of worship.
Lulz-inducing quotes are as below:
"There are practical things we can do," he added, "and we let God take care of the rest."
He clearly hasn't read his Bible enough to realize that Christards are asked to put their faith in god and not themselves. Looks like someone is going to burn in hell.
The class, which met in a nondescript hotel conference room, was led by Vaughn Baker, who owns a security company called Strategos International. Baker is one of several church security consultants who travel the country like itinerant preachers, teaching seminars and writing up security plans for church leaders.
tl;dr: God can't protect us, so we must protect ourselves.
"If the devil comes to visit someday," he asked, "how ready are you going to be?"
Remember that 10-year-old fucktarded, brainwashed, cretinous, fundie theistard known as JoshU2uber? After realizing that people were leaving him 'nasty comments' on YouTube, he decided that it was a smart idea to threaten Anonymous and claim that the Anons will never get his dox.
It went something like this:
Saturday: HAHAHA Anonymous are a bunch of losers! You will never get my personal information! Losers! Praise Jesus! Sunday: OH SHIT HOW DID ANONYMOUS GET MY DOX? WTF HAX HAX HAX!
This is his video threatening Anonymous, which he posted on Saturday:
This was the video of the aftermath, which he posted on Sunday:
Dox (Posted by Anons all over his Youtube comments section): JoshU2uber's IP Address: 24.210.101.11 JoshU2uber's Cell Phone Number: (916) 233 1617 JoshU2uber's Home Address: 8 Oleander Cir, Lakeland, FL JoshU2uber's Home Phone Number: (847) 347 8213
tl;dr: His dox was dropped, his e-mail inbox and voicemail were stuffed full, pizza was sent by truckloads to his house, his parents now know what he does on the internet, the police got involved and now want to speak to him. Ah, nothing like a life well ruined for being a failure at the internet and challenging Anonymous.
The lesson to be learnt is this: If you can't stand negative comments on YouTube, don't make YouTube videos. If you can't deal with criticism, STFU and GTFO. If you're going to break down and BAWWWWWW everytime someone says something mean to you on the internet, get off the fucking computer and go outside. If mere 'mean comments' can get you so riled up, perhaps you should grow a thicker skin instead of playing right into the trolls' hands. Most importantly, if you try to take on the whole internet because a few people left you mean comments, you will get your real life ruined, and you deserve it for your own stupidity.
Let this also be a lesson to someone whose story looks eerily similar to Josh's: Mary the Scilon. Call the FBI, make false reports, and spread lies about people who insult your cult, Mary? Claim that you have defeated Anonymous? Enjoy your digital rape.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
(11:48:41 PM) evoatheist: 90% of iphone users are elitist douchebags, while the other 10% jailbreak their iphones and install cracked apps (11:48:48 PM) evoatheist: the question is: in which category are you?
I have postedenough about the Luddism of the anti-piracy fuckwits, and I don't think any of you want to read another rant, amirite?
What I find most interesting is that file-sharers are foaming at the mouth over this verdict and making threats of revenge (oh lawd is that sum hax?) all over the internet without realizing something important: This witchunt and verdict is actually a good thing *for now*, as so long as the Luddites go after people who fail at piracy and fail at hiding their tracks while pirating, the people who actually know how to use a computer and not epically fail and get V& are free to pirate away.
Piracy isn't going to go away, but the people who fail at it will be the scapegoats for the people who download way more in a few hours than what she downloaded in a few years, albeit without getting V& - and I am not so sure that this is a bad thing.
Well, not really, but he might as well have done so based on this post on his blog:
Back in April 1999, ABC TV put a racy billboard of a naked woman lying on her stomach in my neighborhood in Southern California. The image had a small towel draped across her backside, to keep it legal. When I saw that, I purchased an 18-foot ladder, climbed up the billboard and stapled a huge orange blanket over that naked woman’s body. I don’t want some sexually depraved pervert getting off on ABC’s dirt, and raping and murdering my wife or daughter.
What the fuck? This theistard (echoing statements usually seen from the likes of the Taliban) thinks that men automatically turn into rapists/murderers at the very sight of skin attached to a woman’s body. He seriously thinks that looking at a billboard could turn decent, ordinary men into rapists and murderers.
If that’s the case, why aren’t the majority of men turning into rapists and murderers? Why are children and old ladies raped? Are men really that despicable that self-control is a totally foreign concept to them? Is he seriously telling us that lust didn’t exist before racy billboards? Oh wait, the Bible is filled with sexual depravity…what cause the men to commit heinous acts then? Racy billboards in the middle of the desert?
If Comfort and his ilk think that it is perfectly ok to destroy someone else’s property because it somehow goes against their retarded anti-women religious views, imagine what else they are capable of doing for the sake of their religion. I am willing to bet that more people have been killed for murdering in the name of religion than murdering because of a fucking billboard.
What about men’s bodies then? Would women be turned on by the sight of male skin? Or is it just men who lack self-control, and if so, why should women be submissive to men when according to his idiotic views, men are no better than sexually perverse animals? It doesn’t make any sense, but then again, it is Ray Comfort we are talking about here.
I then took a picture of the blanketed billboard and released it to the media, in the hope that ABC would take me to court for willful damage of their property. They didn’t.
I would gladly have countersued for their reckless attempts at willful damage of my precious family.
Ah, I would love to see this go down in court. Wasn't this the same sort of argument his fellow theistard Kent Hovind used to avoid paying taxes?
*snicker*
PROTIP: If a billboard can damage your precious family, clearly something is wrong somewhere in fundie la-la land, and you have a serious problem on your hands.
Unlike the hypocritical appeasers, the IDiots at Uncommonly Dense get it right: No matter how much the appeasers try to deny it, evolution is antagonistic to faith.
The main difference between the creationists and appeaser atheists is that the creationists are honest enough to admit and accept this. The appeasers on the other hand claim to be standing up for scientific inquiry while fudging the truth in order to get more people to their side.
Isn't it hypocritical how the appeasers would be the first to BAWWWW and froth at the mouth when creationists and fundie religionists try to fudge the truth to gain more converts to their side? How is this different from what the appeasers are doing to hide the inconvenient (to their side) fact that evolution and religion are not compatible?
Yes, folks. Appeasers are nothing more than hypocritical anti-science lunatics, and I prefer a honestly deluded creationist theistard over a hypocritical, lying appeaser any day.
Polygamy rights? Seriously? No one is born a "polygamist" it is simply an archaic way of life, that people moved beyond centuries ago (well, most people)
I think polygamy should have died out after Biblical times... When was it that figures in the Bible stopped being polygamous, or stopped allowing polygamy? Maybe that can offer us a clue as to how this is a cultural perversion, not an "orientation."
Remember how Mary the Scilon reported me to the FBI for the 9001th time? Remember how I posted about how I may have to host this blog overseas due to the amount of BAWWWW and lies from the Scilons?
Mary the Scifuck herself has responded with two utterly asking for it astounding comments:
WE WIN! ER is going to be arrested by the FBI soon, and this blog is going to be shut down.
I have defeated Anonymous!
That's right, folks. Mary actually thinks that she has defeated Anonymous. She thinks she has defeated the whole fucking internet.
Let me quote her again so that you can see the utter fucktardation that is Mary the Scilon:
I have defeated Anonymous! --Mary the Scilon I have defeated Anonymous! --Mary the Scilon I have defeated Anonymous! --Mary the Scilon I have defeated Anonymous! --Mary the Scilon I have defeated Anonymous! --Mary the Scilon
At this point, I don't think even curtains and a dog can save her. She has sentenced herself to punishment by /i/nternet justice (Selfpwn much, Mary?), especially since she e-mailed me one of her usual screeds yesterday with the same e-mail address she uses for her Paypal account.
It's over for Mary, folks. Her e-mail will be published here tomorrow, along with her e-mail address. Although I do not condone illegal activities, something tells me that Mary will be given a harsh lesson in internet (in)security tomorrow.
While I've never done anything illegal on the internet, I would readily point and laugh when Mary gets what she deserves, mainly a good dose of a mystical substance called 'hax'.
Fundies: Without religion, society would collapse. It is impossible to live without religion. If atheists are the majority, there would be total and utter chaos, and modern civilization would collapse! BAWWWWW!
Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this picture?
Apparently it has become necessary to exploit a prepubescent girl and dress her in a way that is borderline CP to promote an OS.
Apparently some people think that the best way to market an OS to horny basement-dwelling virgins is by showing everyone again and again than women are to be taken seriously only as sex objects.
Apparently some people in the open source community think that their main market consists of basement dwelling virgin white males.
Apparently sexism is AWWRIGHT, alive and well in such communities.
Apparently women don't count as far as they are concerned, as women who may actually be interested in using an alternative OS do not exist. Nooooone. They DO NOT EXIST.
Apparently it is then AWWRIGHT for the same people to point out and gloat over the fact that 'there are no girls on the internet' and that girls are simply not interested in 'computers and all that guy stuff', after actively showing women that we don't fucking count as far as their PR team is concerned.
That's right, folks. As far as they are concerned, women don't count - and never will.
This is what cretinshits creationists actually brainwash teach their children.
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Appeasers: So us 'militant atheists' are supposed to let the religious brainwash their children and not offend them by opposing what they believe, amirite? I for one don't think so.
Look at the video below - some underage b& tard apparently wants to report 'hackers' to the popo police while unsuccessfully trying to hide his Spongebob poster.
Too bad he didn't think of getting a dog and some curtains. Oh well...
To those who are getting /i/deas, don't bother. This kid's original account was nicely pwned (Jeez, what did he think would happen?), and this video is currently uploaded to an account controlled by an Anon.
I wonder what his parents would think if they knew what their child did on the internet. Sadly for him, his fucktardery would now be preserved on the internet forever for everyone to see, and I hope it haunts him for the rest of his life. Stupidity has a price, even when it involves clueless kids.
While absently clicking through the fanatical Christard part of the internet, I happened to come across a site titled 'Prisoners for Christ'.
No, it isn't a site about how Christians are tortured for their beliefs in Saudi Arabia or some place like that. It's a site owned by fucktarded Christian lunatics who drool over the great 'Christian heroes' who are (deservedly) rotting in jail for killing abortion doctors.
Yes, they are celebrating murders, idolizing murderers, and claiming that since the murderers were killing for Christ, it's AWWRIGHT!
Religion promotes moral values, you say? Religion promotes the sanctity of human life, you say? Kind of hard to stick to that view when your fellow theistards are openly supporting murderers, don't you think?
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