I've had enough of the computer-illiterate moron known as 'J the Mac supporter' shitting up irrelevant posts with his Mactardation, stupidity, and general asshattery. His comments were funny the first few times he decided to make an utter fool out of himself; but now, reading his shit is making me lose precious brain cells - something I try my best to avoid.
His idiocy (coupled with my general dislike for human beings in general) is making me RRRAAAGGEEE harder than I rage at skiddies shitting up IRC channels. Seriously.
His latest pile of Mactard droppings can be found here:
Linux users are basement-dwellers who need to get a life, as shown by the pictures of herself ER posted. Linux users are also smug, arrogant, and think that they are the only ones who can use a computer, while not realizing that they need to get a life and get laid!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Enough said.
Some of them also talk nonsense about how OS X is actually Linux, but it just shows their arrogance and stupidity.
Um...no. Whoever the fuck said that 'OS X is actually Linux', you silly little tard? Since your brain obviously can't comprehend anything that doesn't consist of shiny graphics, here is a chart I dug up that would hopefully make you less of a failure (click to enlarge flowchart):
Get it now, tardlet? If you don't, bash your head against your Mac repeatedly until both your head and the Mac are rendered useless. Thank you for making the world a better place!
ER, get a Mac, they just work.
I'll make sure to get a Mac if I someday suffer incurable brain damage that renders me unable to use a real computer, or if I deliberately want to catch a case of the stupids.
Linux is stupidly complicated, it is stupidity!
Just because your puny little Mactard brain can't comprehend an OS that doesn't have a Fischer-Price interface doesn't mean than Linux is 'stupidity'.
In yet another lulzy attempt by theistards to use technology so that people won't see them for the retarded Stone Age cultists they are, DISREGARD THAT, PEOPLE SEE THROUGH THEM ANYWAY, some tardlet has developed a 'purity' iPhone app.
Srsly guise.
Some theistards not only think that this pile of shit app is cool and hip, said theistards also thinks that they can snare gullible sheep into paying for their app ensure virginity through the HOLY POWER of iPhone apps.
Folks, it seems that the fear of gawd can't make Christian teens keep it in their pants, but an iPhone app supposedly can. OLAWDWAT.
Isn't religion always good for a good laugh or two?
Several Sudanese women were lashed for the horrible crime of....WEARING TROUSERS.
What could have provoked such barbaric punishment? What are the theocratic laws of the country they are living in based on?
Could it be...religion? Is anyone surprised anymore?
Remember: With religion, it's AWWRIGHT! It may sound barbaric to the unbrainwashed masses, but with religion, barbarism, misogyny, and often times even murder are always justifiable in the name of an imaginary god, and proclaimed to be AWWRIGHT.
Luskin gets his ass handed to him on a plate by a 15-year-old:
Luskin claims that since there is a lot of false information on the internet, he does not need to explain why he thinks the information is wrong, and that he is not telling what the DMCA letter actually says, but to just take his word for it. He gets pwned, and then shifts into the classic creationist debating tactic of "lalalala I am right, you are wrong, lalalalalala", while managing to come off as a complete and utter dumbass.
PWNED!
qdragon1337: If you're ever in the area, let me know and I'll take you out to lunch. XD
School must be out in Skiddie la-la Land. Apparently someone thinks that trying to log into my Blogger account over 9000 times while failing miserably makes him a '1337 h4x0r'.
What's with all those skiddies and their fail attempts at trying to grow an e-penis?
The court heard how McFadden had been running a martial arts club when he began abusing a 12-year-old boy who had joined.
He befriended the boy, invited him to stay overnight and told him that demons and spirits would kill him and drag him to hell unless he carried out sex acts.
He dressed in a black cloak and used a crucifix with a skull and crossbones and an onyx ring, which he claimed gave him power, to terrify the youngster into keeping the abuse a secret.
The spiritual retardation may stand in direct opposition to the religion of certain famous child molesters (LOLCatholicism), but the perversion of abusing trust to be a sexual predator is still the same.
"One day he said he was going to initiate me into the circle and this became the main driver for my silence.
"He had a cast iron bowl and he pricked my finger and put some blood in it, then he took some of my hair and said that he had to have some of my semen and then it all had to be burned."
Sounds like some other hypocrites who convince their sheep to remain silent about sexual abuse in order to maintain a direct line to their imaginary god. Sounds like every other case where religion is used as a cover-up and a cajoling force for sexual predators to make Pedobear happy.
Passing sentence, Lord Matthews told McFadden: "This was a fairly monstrous breach of trust. You ran a martial arts club and were well regarded.
"You effectively took people off the street and taught them how to defend themselves, but then abused that trust."
When people start claiming that a church may split because some people in the church feel that other fellow theistards aren't being bigoted enough, doesn't religion make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
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