Next time, pleaseee use a proxy or something. See, it's sort of sad when you make a pathetic attempt to phish me, but it's even sadder when even a basic portscanner and anyone with the ability to use Google could have shown the whole world that you enabled SSH but didn't have a clue on how to properly configure it. Also, Telnet? On the same box? I almost felt bad for you, little wannabe phisher, but I think my fingers may have slipped and moved into "mercy-killing" mode.
Now, now, don't cry...you have backups, don't you? A little birdie told me that someone got rm'ed...OH WAIT COULD THAT BE YOU?
Awww...are you gonna get your mommy to tell the po-po that you played with fire and got burnt? I don't think so.
You poor thing.
*wipes tears and snot from skiddie's face*
Mercy killings are never easy.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
Have you wondered how it would be if the Time Cube guy and your average Rapture Ready Christian fundie teamed up to create a video game? Wonder no more, but you have to see it for yourself to believe the insanity.
tl;dr version: RFID chips will be implanted in exchange for food, the Antichrist, the Chri-, er, Rebels aka the True Believers™ attempt to defeat the Antichrist, random thinly-veiled spewage from the Book of Revelations - all of this written in the style of Time Cube.
In what is probably an attempt at epic internet trollage, someone is attempting to sell a Higgs Boson on eBay. The auction page probably won't stay up for very long, so click on the screenshot to enjoy.
Oh wait, there's this little 'religion' thing going on, eh? My bad.
According to religion, it's okay for a court to punish people by chopping body parts off, and it's okay to blow up schools for girls while indulging in your religious psychopathic crusades. It's even better yet when such religious inanity is legally permitted due to theocratic bloodthirsty loonies.
This shit isn't funny, it's fucking scary - regardless of what religion is perpetrating these crimes against humanity.
I was looking at my blog stats and realized - in horror - that a small fraction of my readers are still using Internet Exploiter Explorer 6!
*gasp*
How the fuck is this possible? Haven't you IE6 tards learnt anything? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ONLY STILL USING INTERNET EXPLODER, BUT IE6...WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...
I had to resist the temptation to embed code that redirects all IE6 users to Last Measure, but please, if you're one of the technologically challenged n00bs still using IE6, switch to Firefox (in b4 Chrome fanatics), or at least *wince* update your fucking browser *wince*.
Do not hold back discipline from the child, although you strike him with the rod, he will not die. You shall strike him with the rod and rescue his soul from Sheol. --Proverbs 23:13-14
Want to hear a typical story of what happens when a theistard decides to practice Biblical barbarism "discipline" right into the 21st century? Sure you do!
An 80-year-old Taranaki man who assaulted a child with a plastic alkathene pipe has said he believed he was following the Bible.
The man pleaded guilty to two charges of assaulting a child and assault with a blunt instrument when he appeared in New Plymouth District Court on Thursday, the Taranaki Daily News has reported.
The best part of the story? This:
His lawyer, Paul Keegan, says the incident was out of character.
"He is a Christian man and believes firmly in traditional methods of discipline," he says.
ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?! His LOLyer seems to be saying that his commitment to Biblical discipline is a good thing.
Isn't the delusions of a schizoid theistard the 'voice of god' incredibly awesome?
If you haven't already downloaded and laughed at Kent Hovind's dissertation that was nicely leaked to the internets, you may do so here. It is indeed telling that while most dissertations (aka not the ones from a place like Patriot Bible University) are available to the public while Hovind's wasn't, and it is even more telling that his theistard diploma-mill maintained that his dissertation shouldn't be made public.
However, after reading through his pile of dung dissertation, I understood why he refused to make it public.
Dr. Kent Hovind, a Patriot [Bible] University graduate, is under increasing criticism for his stand on Biblical creation. The evolutionists who disagree with him have given up debating the issues and instead have resorted to character assassination. Obviously, they are unable to refute his logic or deflect his message. To discredit him, his critics have used every means possible, especially on the Internet, to personally attack him and his education. The criticism of Dr. Hovind by these people includes defaming Patriot Bible University.
If you haven't watched this already, you should. Way to fail at reality again, Hollywood. "IRC. It's how hackers talk when they don't want to be overheard."
"They speak in leetspeak."
Yes, those are actual quotes from the clip. I cringed, then I LOL'ed.
We are all used to the religious kiddy-fiddlers who hide behind the mask of godliness while simultaneously being criminal pieces of scum. However, this particular theistard takes it to a whole new level, by harassing a child and encouraging other perverts to rape her.
The 45-year-old, who served as a pastor with the Church of Nazarene in Guildford until last year, used pictures from the teen's Facebook profile to create a video willing people to sexually assault her, the BC Integrated Child Exploitation Unit said.
"It's just so wrong on so many levels," Const. Rosiane Racine told CTV British Columbia.
"The video included sexually explicit scenes. As the video plays there is writing -- words of encouragement to rape a child."
Racine would not provide specifics about what was contained in the text, only saying "it's very harsh."
15 months in jail getting assraped by Bubba is too light a sentence for this fuckwit.
I was actually about to get a Droid, but since they chose to market a phone based on "Girly stuff is bad and must be destroyed by LOL MANLY MANLY MANLY STUFF because girls are airheaded bimbos etc..." I won't bother.
Way to go, fuckwits. Way to uphold the stereotype that tech will always be a boys-only club, and anything seen as "girly" or feminine is BAD BAD BAD. Way to lose a customer (and a potential app developer). Way to go.
As the infamous saying goes: "As you were staring at my tits, I owned your box." =P
