Satan pwns the Vatican?

3/10/2010 | 10:46 PM | Evolved Rationalist

In one of those classic news stories about religious ~~Pedobear-wannabes~~ kiddy-diddlers that make me want to both laugh and cry at the same time, a Catholic exorcist (Back to the Dark Ages!) claims that the recent sex scandals in the Catholic church is due to Satan being in the Vatican.

One has to wonder why this kook bothers to remain Catholic if even the Vatican is no match for the powers of Satan to turn priests into pedophiles. He has basically admitted that even the FUCKING VATICAN is powerless against BAWWWW SATAN BAWWWW, so what hope is there for the rest of the Catholic ~~pedos~~ priests?

I mean, it's never the fault of the individuals who couldn't keep it in their pants, right? It has to be the fault of some supernatural piece of shit in the sky, er, down there, right?

*snicker*

Must be nice being religious - especially the part where you never have to take responsibility for your own actions. Where do I sign up?