Weekend plans and some link love

8/08/2008 | 4:58 AM | Evolved Rationalist

I will be in some mystery city in Nevada over the weekend, attending some mystery convention...where one of my readers has already made it his personal mission to throw me into the pool at some point. However, I have scheduled posts to appear throughout the weekend to keep the trolls busy ensure that this blog doesn't die. The horror!

However, don't take it personally if I don't respond to your comment/e-mail right away. Also, don't be offended if I don't respond to e-mails about how you are going to call the partyvan on me if I don't reply within a certain amount of time. Go away, Scilons.

Now for some linky linky.

Melbourne University has offered "the first Australian doctorate of philosophy in ufology, the study of unidentified flying objects" to a kook Martin Plowman.

Often people have mistaken comets, aircraft or birds for UFOs, he said, but "when I meet someone who says they've seen something strange, that's fair enough because maybe they have. I don't know what it is, though".

Someone he met in Melbourne claimed to have been kidnapped by Martians. "They seem like something has happened to them," Mr Plowman said. "The first time you meet an abductee as they are called, it can be quite confronting because they are trying to come to terms with it … it is something that can stay with people a long time."

Right.

You can't make this shit up, folks!

For something more ridiculous, let me tell you the story of Reed Braden (yes, the creator of the ER Spore creature). He has a hobby of sending links to gruesome photos for the lulz, assuming that I would throw up or go into hissy fits. However, years on /b/ have taught me how to make sure that he ends up on the vomiting end.

Nothing beats yesterday's incident:

To be honest, I was not setting out for lulz right there. I was merely being sarcastic as I assumed that he knew about nimp.org already. However, EPIC LULZ.

Reed has a great blog post up at Homosecular Gaytheist on animal 'rights' which hits the nail right on the head. Go over there and show him some love after his epic pwnage.

I would rather have a captive bunny get a skin rash from a baby shampoo test than thousands of babies get skin rashes after shampoo that was not tested on animals is released. This is why we have animal testing...That said, I do not advocate needless suffering of animals....Animal Rights Dipshits do advocate the suffering of animals, in fact, they cause it. These people promote, encourage, facilitate, fund, and cause violence against one of the most prominent and sophisticated animals on the planet!

Read it.

PS. If you want to meet up with me at Mystery Convention, drop me an e-mail. Eh, you probably know my cellphone number by now, don't you? Tsk tsk.

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