I love Funkopolis

10/03/2008 | 3:31 PM | Evolved Rationalist

Sweet Xenu! An hour away from the computer and the usual drama (idiotic Luddites screaming and ranting about 'evil hackers', making snide remarks about 'nerds' and 'basement dwellers', refusing to read the Jargon File and therefore sounding like a complete dumbass, etc.) decides to erupt again.

However, a commenter brings sanity back to the mix, making me get all ~~horny~~ warm inside:

My horny level at the moment is over 9000. Over nine fucking thousand, folks!

(In b4 ZOMG nerds.)

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