This level of stupidity has crossed the line of being funny to being simply scary.
IF, as evolutionists claim, the earth is billions of years old, and mankind has evolved from a lower and simpler form of life, then why has mankind gone from writing upon stones to laser printers in just the past 3,500 years? If mankind had evolved, as evolutionists claim, then why didn't man discover ink a million years ago?
There weren't any humans on earth a million years ago, dimwit. Why don't you learn something about basic evolutionary theory before sounding like a dumbass?
What the fuck is this theistard trying to say with the 'why didn't man discover ink a million years ago', anyway (even ignoring the fact that modern humans didn't exist a million years ago)? In the same vein, one could also claim that since humans didn't invent computers in the time of Moses, human evolution is wrong. What is this idiot raving about here?
Civilization has advanced from utter primitiveness to incredible mind-boggling achievements in just a little over 100 years.
Thank science, not your foolish sky-daddy myth for that.
So why didn't mankind discover any of this stuff 100,000,000 years ago, or 100,000 years ago for that matter?
Hasn't this cretin encountered a science textbook in his life?
It's hard to imagine that millions of people were dying from a simple lack of ascorbic acid (Vitamin C) just a couple hundred years ago.
Yes, science is indeed amazing, isn't it? Anti-science retards simply forget how it was like before the dawn of modern science. They simply forget about the time when people died of diseases that has now been, for the most part, vanquished.
If evolution is true, then it took man billions of years to learn all these kindergarten lessons.
What does this have to do with evolution? Modern humans did not exist billions of years ago, anyway. This cretin has the gall to talk about so-called 'kindergarten lessons' without thinking that nothing in his sky-daddy cult helped humans to discover these 'kindergarten lessons'. It was science that led civilization to where it is today.
This buffoon should live in a cave somewhere, or better yet, remove himself and his stupidity from the gene pool.
Next comes this pile of poo that is impossible to make up:
And ironically, man has only learned these lessons in the past couple hundred years. You've got to be kidding me! Don't tell me that it took mankind BILLIONS of years to learn to wash his hands to prevent disease!
Sigh. Again, there were no humans walking around billions of years ago, so how could humans be learning to wash their hands (?) billions of years ago? Dumbass.
Remember, before the germ theory of disease there was the Christian cult’s demon theory of disease which was a sure way to end up six feet underground. Is someone missing something here?
The truth is that mankind has taken baby-steps since 4,000 B.C., and it did take him nearly 6,000 years to learn wash his hands. This is just another undeniable PROOF that evolution is a lie.
Huh? Proof that evolution is a lie? What proof?
If mankind had evolved over millions of years, then men would have discovered these inventions a very long time ago.
A theistard attempts to refute evolution: If mankind had evolved over millions of years, then the first humans in Africa would have invented computers.
So, by the same token, is god disproven because he did not create computers on the sixth day of creation?
Why, oh why, are these idiots still in the gene pool?
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"Civilization has advanced from utter primitiveness to incredible mind-boggling achievements in just a little over 100 years."
1908 was a primitive year? I didn't know that! :-P
Creationists are impossible to parody.
The best examples of creationist writing are at best a travesty. Most of it can't even attain the level of grotesque imitation of actual learning.
If it were no clear already, it becomes unarguable because it's impossible to tell attempts to satirize creatards from the efforts of creatards themselves.
My six-year-old can write better, more informed arguments than that. Come to think of it, she could do better than that when she was four. Hell, she knew more history than that when she was four.
Every time I think that it just couldn't be possible to write something even more stupidly insane than the latest creo-brainfart while still retaining enough cerebral function to be able to breathe, lo, we get something even worse.
There's really nowehere for a parodist to go.
Just no end to stupid.
After november, regardless of who wins, these shitheads will no longer be in a position to shape foreign or domestic policy. The wife of the"left behind" guy will no longer attend international conferences on family planning, on the american taxpayers' dime, to rant about the evils of contraception. Judicial appointments will no longer be cleared through the Christian Coalition. These morons will go back to handling snakes in their churches and the rest of us will finally get our country back. Hallelujah!
(btw, nice to have you back)
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