Why do these theistard cultists need tetanus shots?

3/20/2008 | 4:35 PM | Evolved Rationalist

From here:

Health officials in the Philippines have issued a warning to people taking part in Easter crucifixion rituals.

They have urged them to get tetanus vaccinations before they flagellate themselves and are nailed to crosses, and to practise good hygiene.

Wait....what? Some lunatic theistard morons want to nail themselves to crosses and beat themselves with whips to supposedly feel what Jesus felt, and the health department officials are encouraging them to get tetanus shots? Is this really the 21st century? Does the Holy Babble mention anywhere that Christarded fanatics are to flagellate themselves for Jesus?

The most interesting thing here is the need to get tetanus shots or to disinfect the whips in the first place. Jesus sure as hell did not have those things available to him when he supposedly lived and was crucified, so the theistards above are clearly too cowardly to actually practice what they preach. Another point that induces acute laughter is the very fact that their god whom they are trying so hard to please would not even protect his theistards from dying from tetanus or getting a severe infection. Where is your gawd now, theistards? Is he sleeping, dead, or simply non-existent?

These theistards are the worst type of hypocrites to walk the earth. They claim that they are whipping themselves for gawd and their religious zombie cult, and yet they rely on tetanus shots and disinfectants which are the products of modern science, which they are so vehemently opposed to. Their anti-science stupidity apparently extends only up to the point where they need it to save their hypocritical lives. Why don't they have enough faith to trust that gawd would keep them safe while they torture themselves for him? It is clear that theistards subconsciously know and understand that science works and religion doesn't, but they are too deluded, moronic, stupid or lazy to actually comprehend it.

The best thing to do would be to encourage the theistards to actually practice what they preach and go the whole way by faith alone and without the help of modern science. It would be a great way to cleanse the gene pool of these theistard morons, and it would ensure that they would not get the chance to spread their dangerous cult practices to innocent young minds. They should be held responsible for their own doing, and we should ensure that they are helped in their quest to get out of the gene pool. A Darwin Award, anyone?

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