God revealed Himself to me yesterday! Praise the Lord!
4/01/2008 | 11:38 AM | Evolved Rationalist
Back when I was a science-worshipping atheist, I always said that I would believe in God if He gives me evidence for his existence. I am now glad to tell you that God has revealed himself to me and that I have accepted Jesus into my heart. I am now a born-again Christian and I am ready to give my life to serve the Lord. I have finally repented of the sins of atheism and Darwinism that was making me secretly hate God all this while. I also now realize that the young earth creationist view is the right one, and Darwinist scientists have been hiding the truth from us all this while. Evolution is illogical, and it made no sense at all once I discovered the love of Jesus, and the only logical answer is that we were created by God! Praise the Lord!
I am also grateful to Answers in Genesis, the organization that also helped lead me out of the Darwinist lie. The Dawkins-worshipping atheists are foolish enough to believe that apes gave birth to humans, and the Bible explains their stupidity perfectly as 'the fool said in his heart that there is no God'!! I am a smart Christian, and atheist Darwinists have no chance against the wisdom of God! They will all burn in hell, especially Richard Dawkins! I feel so disgusted at the fact that I have met that evil Antichrist Dawkins and had dinner with him. Ewwww...we should not be associating with the minions of Satan! Forgive me Lord, and thank you for not smiting me. Praise Dembski, Behe, Stein, Morris, Hovind, and, of course, the Lord!
Darwinist scientists can no longer claim that creationists don't publish in journals because now we creationists have our own awesome scientific journal, which is more scientific than anything Darwinists can ever dream of because our journal is based on the Bible, prayer and Word of God, while Darwinists rely on science alone to prove their illogical theory! Praise the Lord!
I hope that my atheist Darwinist readers will pray for God to save them from their sins and repent in the name of Jesus. I am now filled with the Holy Spirit and the joy of Jesus is more than anything I have ever experienced throughout years of science-worshipping. The Bible is an amazing book that contains no errors or contradictions as it is the word of God. When atheists claim that they have found errors in the Bible, it is because they are not reading it while filled with the Holy Spirit. Once I accepted the fact that it is the word of God, I knew that there can be no errors in it as God cannot make mistakes!! Praise the Lord for such an awesome holy book!
Praise the Lord, for He is good!!
UPDATE: Ever wonder why so many CONversions happen on April 1st? It must be a particularly holy day, no? Praise the Lord!!
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Ah, April 1 again, is it?
A little too obvious. Gotta be more creative than that.
- "God revealed himself to me yesterday!".
The obvious question is, Was He Circumcised?
Please let this be a joke. Please.
Shalini Sehkar, this is a blasphemous April Fool Joke and you know it!!!
Did you really have dinner with RD?
Anonymous,
I had dinner in him when I attended a conference in NYC. However, that was back in my blasphemous atheist days and I have since repented. Praise the Lord!
Happy April Fools' Day, Shalini!
Shalini EXPOSED!!
There has never been a single half-human half-ape fossil found!!! Evolution is WRONG!!
Shalini's conversion post last year on 1 April was convincing and hilarious. E&R, you try too hard to be Shalini. I love your stuff, but you should really just be yourself.
What on earth is this 'Shalini' business? Who is Shalini? Enlighten me, please...
I am dead. I died of boredom while waiting for a bus in Minneapolis. I am writing this from the grave!
Shimmies survive death! And that's all I'm saying for now. Want the rest of the astonishing, exiting, exhilierating details? Send $500 to my earthly vessel (a cloned cell of the formerly alive me conveniently created 43 years ago) and I'll speak again from the grave.
If you don't, I'll let you in on the bad news that it is really Harry Houdini, and not God, who has been speaking to you all this time. And I won't tell you what Stephen J. Gould now knows about the evolution of the eye.
So, cough up! In the name of Jesus. (He and Hermes are tight, I am not kidding.)
(Those two and I and Harry are going to split the proceeds and have a party in the Creation Museum.)
(In fact, I think I'll haunt the Creation Museum. Tyrannysaur comes "alive!" R'arr! Wouldn't it be funny if I loaded up that ark with dead spirit animals?)
april fools! sorry but it didnt work on me last time and it wont work on me this time either :p
You have become a theistard! Get out of the gene pool!
No, I'm the real Shalini!
ooooh PRAISE his name!!praise his NAME!! hallelujah!! our sister, this errant sheep, this BANDIT QUEEN of the internet has been brought back into the fold!! uh oh , starting to feel some glossalalia coming on...doolally wabasso umm khonti khonti shanzaa!! Praise jeebus!!
ohh..and creationist, if evolved and rational is shalini.. does that make you "jesusfreak"???
AND...The power of God has shown us a piece of toast on a picture of JESUS. BLESS HIS HOLY NAME!
http://lifewithoutfaith.com
apparently, this guys getting lots of hate mail. LOL