Tuesday, May 6, 2008

LOLBehe


"Here's something to ponder long and hard: Malaria was intentionally designed. The molecular machinery with which the parasite invades red blood cells is an exquisitely purposeful arrangement of parts." [Michael Behe, The Edge of Behe's Scientific Competency Evolution]

Behe is a Roman Catholic. Apparently, he thinks that a god that intentionally designed malaria is a god worth worshipping. Also, recall that the purpose of the ID movement is "To replace materialistic explanations with the theistic understanding that nature and human beings are created by God" and "To see design theory permeate our religious, cultural, moral and political life". In the IDiots' own words, we should take moral and cultural lessons from the so-called designer that created malaria and caused countless deaths around the globe.

Behe, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Check out this video where Behe makes another classic statement: "My kids don't go to public schools, what do I care?"



Based on this awesome revelation, I must assume that the ID side pisses in their pants whenever Behe is allowed to speak (read as "shoot himself in the foot").

21 peer reviews:

Behe said...

"Behe, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

I am an IDiot.

christislord12 said...

Behe is wrong because he is an old-earth creationst. ID is also anti-G-d because it is not Biblical, and hellfire awaits!

Evolved Rationalist said...

Christislord12,

Yawn.

Are you proud of yourself now that you have been featured on fstdt.com?

Cetacea said...

Brilliant. By christislord's reasoning...

Abolitionists are wrong because they want to get rid of slavery. Abolitionism is anti-G-d because it is not Biblical because there are no passages in the Bible against slavery, and hellfire awaits!

creationist said...

I am a scientist at AiG, and we don't accept ID because ID compromises with the Darwinist old earth theory, but the Bible tells us that YEC is the real way!!!

Shalini Sehkar EXPOSED!!!! She supports Hitler that Christians should be out of the gene pool!!!!!

thedeadeye said...

Hitler was a Christian.

creationist said...

Hitler was not a Christian!! Christianity is not about killing people!!! Hitler was a Darwinist, just like Evolved Rationalist and all are being EXPOSED!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I have to wonder if Behe is actually a pro-evolution plant. He goofs up the ID side every single time he opens his mouth, and I see that the DI has recently been staying away from him.

Evolved Rationalist said...

All aboard the FAILboat, now...

Hitler was not a Christian!!

You FAIL at history. He was a Catholic.

Christianity is not about killing people!!!

You FAIL at reading your own Holy Buy-Bull.

Hitler was a Darwinist,

FAIL. Darwin's ideas promoted the idea of common descent of all races, and Hitler was opposed to this.

just like Evolved Rationalist

I am not a Darwinist. You FAIL.

and all are being EXPOSED!!!!!!!!

The only thing being exposed here is your ignorance and stupidity. You FAIL again.

Creationist, thanks for being an epic FAIL.

*snicker*

creationist said...

Hitler was not a TRUE Christian!!!! He was a fake!!!!!!

JeebusToastCrunch said...

Hitler was a true Christian...he followed in Martin Luthor's footsteps and gassed Jews for his happy psychotic god.

Evolved Rationalist said...

Cretinshit,

No True Scotsman Fallacy.

You FAIL.

creationist said...

I LOVE BEHE,,,and I WISH To suck his asshole!11!

creationist said...

I am also a closet faggot!!111!111

hbbtk said...

Behe is truly a great asset to our side.

Behe said...

My scientific reputation, who is going to be defending it?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Behe said...

I really do not appreciate all the people who have been impersonating me on here.

Furthermore, I am not an IDiot, and am disappointed in the poster's inability to properly use the caps lock key.

Behe said...

I don't send my kids to public schools because they will learn how to think, and that is bad. To be an ID proponent, you should not have to think too much.

Behe said...

God created malaria.

Behe said...

No, I meant the Designer design malaria. I am a cdesign proponentsist.

Behe said...

Nooooooo wait! I am a design proponent. I made a copy-paste mistake!