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1/22/2009 | 10:57 AM | Evolved Rationalist

A NASA engineer has come up with a brilliant idea that puts the fleshlight to shame. At the rate it is going, computers are going to make women almost obsolete in the near future. After all, people can now HAVE SEX WITH THEIR COMPUTERS OH LAWD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...

I mean, really?

*shudder*

However, I won't complain if that awesome device keeps desperate, virgin, clueless Apple fanboys quiet about their beloved ~~craptoy computers~~ Macs while they fapfapfap to eternity.

As for me, I prefer this:

Sex with robots...fapfapfap...

Oh wait, I'm a total hypocrite. I would totally have sex with a robot - I'm not even kidding.

*dead silence*

*tumbleweed rolls by*

Did I just lose all my readers or something? Sigh.

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