Facepalm of the century

1/23/2009 | 10:27 AM | Evolved Rationalist

This is what happens when you uninstall Linux from your new laptop because you're stupid; and realize that OH SHIT THE OTHER PARTITION HAS VISTA ON IT and now you have to use Vista. Other topics included in this awesome conversation are Mary the Scilon, how Jolicloud sounds like 'lolicon', how Apple sucks, Windoze-induced brain damage, macfags, tits, how I'm going to spend my weekend, a macfag's lack of faith in my mad social skillz, 4chan, kindles, why I need Gentoo on my laptop as well before I die, more OS wars, and glorious fap. Gogogogogo read and prepare for the ultimate facepalm of the century.

I swear, folks. I actually go outside and everything. Really.

Okay, why the fuck did I type 'tits' in bold? Aaaaargh! Pic related.

evoatheist (9:32:38 AM): also, i uninstalled backtrack from my laptop
evoatheist (9:32:52 AM): because i was stupid enough to install it in the first place
evoatheist (9:32:54 AM): the shame...
[email protected] (9:33:17 AM): ha
evoatheist (9:33:40 AM): it's ok. i learnt that backtrack sucks and that you shouldn't install something because someone tells you to.
[email protected] (9:33:44 AM): http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jolicloud.jpg
[email protected] (9:33:54 AM): now that looks like a cool os
evoatheist (9:34:00 AM): fuck yeah
evoatheist (9:34:23 AM): but it looks a bit macfaggish
evoatheist (9:34:29 AM): still, fapfapfapfapfap
[email protected] (9:34:40 AM): ...
[email protected] (9:34:48 AM): that doesn't look anything like OS X
evoatheist (9:35:04 AM): nono i said it looks macfaggish
evoatheist (9:35:07 AM): whatever that means
evoatheist (9:35:37 AM): also, i'm using fucking VISTA atm so brain damage is expected
[email protected] (9:35:39 AM): The Cloud isn't really ready for primetime yet, though
evoatheist (9:35:44 AM): haha
[email protected] (9:35:50 AM): generally speaking
evoatheist (9:36:01 AM): my laptop needs to have linux before i die of vista-induced brain damage
[email protected] (9:36:04 AM): the problem is data portability
evoatheist (9:36:05 AM): i can't take this anymore
evoatheist (9:36:08 AM): i'm dying, joshy
evoatheist (9:36:11 AM): oh, i see
[email protected] (9:36:24 AM): well, install linux then
[email protected] (9:36:32 AM): let's see, SUSE installs pretty quickly
[email protected] (9:36:36 AM): I like SUSE
evoatheist (9:36:36 AM): I DON'T WANT TO SEE TRANSPARENT WINDOWS, FUCKING BILL SHITPILE GATES
evoatheist (9:36:51 AM): the thing here is, i want gentoo. however, thinking of the installation process....*thud*
[email protected] (9:36:53 AM): what does transparent windows have to do with anything?
evoatheist (9:37:04 AM): it makes me rage at the waste of RAM
[email protected] (9:37:07 AM): you can have transparent windows in KDE
evoatheist (9:37:15 AM): just a gripe because i just saw a transparent windoze
evoatheist (9:37:24 AM): the small things are starting to piss me off
evoatheist (9:37:30 AM): it shows that i've been using vista for too long
evoatheist (9:37:36 AM): must...resist....brain....damage...
[email protected] (9:37:37 AM): Oh I see
evoatheist (9:37:45 AM): i can't take it...
evoatheist (9:37:55 AM): if only the gentoo install wasn't a pain in the kernel...
evoatheist (9:38:03 AM): *pain in the ass
[email protected] (9:38:33 AM): gentoo is nice only if you have the time to maintain it
evoatheist (9:38:38 AM): EXACTLY
[email protected] (9:38:47 AM): the solution: don't use gentoo
evoatheist (9:38:52 AM): i learnt that the hard way, but i'm in looooooooove with it *mooches mooches*
[email protected] (9:39:08 AM): use OS X and get all the benefits of unix without the hassles of maintainence
evoatheist (9:39:27 AM): fuck. i knew a convo with a macfag about things like this has to end with this.
evoatheist (9:39:31 AM): i knew it
evoatheist (9:39:35 AM): it was too good to be true
evoatheist (9:39:40 AM): RRRAAAGGGEEE!!!
evoatheist (9:39:52 AM): fucking macfags
[email protected] (9:40:07 AM): retarded side emerges (HA!) again
evoatheist (9:40:12 AM): *rolls eyes*
evoatheist (9:40:30 AM): i could make a third partition and install osx on my other computer, but that would be ILLEGAL
evoatheist (9:40:32 AM): lol
evoatheist (9:40:35 AM): *smirk*
evoatheist (9:40:41 AM): also, no failppleing
evoatheist (9:41:14 AM): "zomg you can't install osx on a pc! that's illegal! v&!" ----steve blowjobs
[email protected] (9:41:35 AM): don't be retarded. Mac's these days are PC's
evoatheist (9:41:40 AM): uh huh
evoatheist (9:41:48 AM): with a shit OS too
[email protected] (9:41:50 AM): what you mean is that they don't want you to install on non-apple hardware
[email protected] (9:41:53 AM): which is still stupid
[email protected] (9:41:58 AM): but not what you said
evoatheist (9:42:00 AM): apple is stupid
evoatheist (9:42:02 AM): i don't like
evoatheist (9:42:11 AM): it's like an index of DO NOT WANT
[email protected] (9:42:21 AM): you don't want Unix?
evoatheist (9:42:29 AM): apple is stupid, apple is stupid...lalalalala....apple is...
evoatheist (9:42:31 AM): i want gentoo
evoatheist (9:42:36 AM): and the time to maintain it
evoatheist (9:43:02 AM): do not want osx. it's the devil!!11!!!!!ONE!11!1
[email protected] (9:43:11 AM): indeed
evoatheist (9:44:12 AM): lol, macfag
[email protected] (9:44:13 AM): woah
[email protected] (9:44:18 AM): WTF
[email protected] (9:44:20 AM): http://www.thinkgos.com/
[email protected] (9:44:31 AM): notice anything wierd about that picture?
[email protected] (9:44:36 AM): the laptop picture
[email protected] (9:44:50 AM): WTF
[email protected] (9:45:18 AM): I can't believe this... why would they do it
evoatheist (9:45:21 AM): i've decided that i don't like it
evoatheist (9:45:23 AM): yucks
evoatheist (9:45:48 AM): i want gentoo on my laptop as well before i die of windoze-induced brain damage
[email protected] (9:45:49 AM): but do you see the issue?
evoatheist (9:45:59 AM): which issue in particular, macfag?
[email protected] (9:46:02 AM): this is the OS developed by Google
evoatheist (9:46:10 AM): google
evoatheist (9:46:14 AM): sooooo?
[email protected] (9:46:18 AM): why the fuck is windows live search featured on the laptop?
evoatheist (9:46:23 AM): everything google touches turns to fail lately
[email protected] (9:46:27 AM): live search sucks balls so hard....
evoatheist (9:46:37 AM): i wouldn't dream of using it
evoatheist (9:46:43 AM): i'm brain-damaged enough by a vista laptop
evoatheist (9:47:09 AM): live search....argh....brain freeze...brain....
[email protected] (9:49:32 AM): I don't know what you have against google
evoatheist (9:49:36 AM): no, nothing
evoatheist (9:49:46 AM): google is ok, they have just been failing a bit lately
evoatheist (9:50:07 AM): blogger is getting retarded, chrome was a failure, their apps remind me of developers who can't code....sigh
[email protected] (9:50:23 AM): reality check: blogger was always retarded
evoatheist (9:50:23 AM): if you diss me for using perl, i'll kill you
evoatheist (9:50:35 AM): i should have just self-hosted and used movable type
evoatheist (9:50:38 AM): me <---stupid
[email protected] (9:50:48 AM): chrome is handy in certain situations, but firefox is still king
evoatheist (9:51:00 AM): the other day, i did something very very stupid
[email protected] (9:51:05 AM): their apps do leave a lot to be desired
evoatheist (9:51:20 AM): i screenshoted my browser to put on my blog, and i did it with all my add-ons visible
evoatheist (9:51:28 AM): because i was too sleepy and wasn't paying attention
evoatheist (9:51:38 AM): now every noobfag will think i'm a criminal hacker
evoatheist (9:51:40 AM): oh, mary...
[email protected] (9:51:46 AM): why
evoatheist (9:52:01 AM): because mary thinks ANYTHING is a criminal hacking tool, remember?
evoatheist (9:52:12 AM): i mean, if someone can think that 4chan is a hacker board...anything is possible
[email protected] (9:52:14 AM): so this story is pointless then?
evoatheist (9:52:27 AM): i wish i could sue mary for libel
evoatheist (9:52:36 AM): sue sue sue just like a scientologist sue sue sue
[email protected] (9:52:43 AM): If mary thinks anything is a criminal hacking tool, you could tell the story about how you posted your cleavage and mary thought you were a hacker
evoatheist (9:52:43 AM): see, vista has damaged my brain
evoatheist (9:52:48 AM): hah!
evoatheist (9:52:59 AM): mary might just think that
evoatheist (9:53:05 AM): tits or....criminal hacker!!
evoatheist (9:53:20 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
evoatheist (9:53:28 AM): it all ends with tits in the end
[email protected] (9:55:28 AM): oh crap
[email protected] (9:55:34 AM): nevermind about my earlier outburst
[email protected] (9:55:40 AM): gOS is not owned by google
[email protected] (9:55:46 AM): so it's not such a big wtf, I guess
evoatheist (9:56:08 AM): eh it's not?
evoatheist (9:56:11 AM): hmm
evoatheist (9:56:17 AM): i don't like the way it looks
evoatheist (9:56:26 AM): i'm in love with gentoo and i can't cheat on my baby!!!
[email protected] (9:56:29 AM): what's the name of the distro made by google that boots in 3 seconds?
evoatheist (9:56:34 AM): ok that sounded creepy
evoatheist (9:56:36 AM): LOL
evoatheist (9:56:37 AM): hahah
[email protected] (9:56:54 AM): the only other OS I know that does that is BeOS
[email protected] (9:57:01 AM): have you ever used BeOS?
evoatheist (9:57:06 AM): fapfapfap...gentoo...fapfapfap
evoatheist (9:57:21 AM): uh, no...
evoatheist (9:57:29 AM): when that first came out i was a little kid
evoatheist (9:57:46 AM): and then linux ate my soul
evoatheist (9:57:53 AM): gentoo....fapfapfap....*thud*
[email protected] (9:58:03 AM): what about Haiku then?
evoatheist (9:58:30 AM): IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR TELLING ME TO INSTALL GENTOO IN THE FIRST PLACE
evoatheist (9:58:48 AM): i didn't like haiku
evoatheist (9:59:00 AM): i keep installing shit and realizing that i don't like it....and then....uninstall
evoatheist (9:59:05 AM): wtf is wrong with me
evoatheist (9:59:06 AM): sigh
[email protected] (9:59:24 AM): well, I guess you know how you're going to spend your weekend
evoatheist (9:59:30 AM): oh rly?
[email protected] (9:59:35 AM): installing gentoo
[email protected] (9:59:44 AM): or you could install precompiled gentoo
evoatheist (9:59:46 AM): thanks a lot for your faith in my mad social skillz
evoatheist (9:59:55 AM): no precompiled shit....I'M HARDCORE!!
[email protected] (10:00:01 AM): ....
evoatheist (10:00:03 AM): (i just lost the game....and my social skills)
evoatheist (10:00:38 AM): i'm doomed
evoatheist (10:00:45 AM): i'm going to die a basement-dweller
[email protected] (10:00:50 AM): that happened a few weeks ago when you passed the EH
evoatheist (10:01:12 AM): gentoo....*drools*
evoatheist (10:01:26 AM): i'm drooling more than i did when half-life 2 came out
[email protected] (10:03:04 AM): I want the kindle 2 to come out
evoatheist (10:03:37 AM): kindles are lame
evoatheist (10:03:43 AM): but whatever makes you fap, i guess
evoatheist (10:04:24 AM): i wish i could be more like a 'normal' girl
[email protected] (10:04:25 AM): why are kindles lame?
evoatheist (10:04:25 AM): sigh
evoatheist (10:04:38 AM): i guess because i don't see much of a point to them at this moment
evoatheist (10:05:24 AM): should i be a typical girl and get simanimals for my DS?
evoatheist (10:05:44 AM): or should i just go 'an hero' at once?
[email protected] (10:05:46 AM): how can there not be a point to them?
[email protected] (10:06:00 AM): walking around with a library in your hands that's easy on your eyes and cheap to expand?
evoatheist (10:06:13 AM): dammit macfag
evoatheist (10:06:20 AM): you're more gadget-crazy than i am
evoatheist (10:06:21 AM): thank science

Ultimately, this convo descended into:

[email protected] (10:11:30 AM): this jolicloud thing is giving me so many ideas
evoatheist (10:11:37 AM): like?
evoatheist (10:11:50 AM): jolicloud sounds like lolicon
[email protected] (10:12:00 AM): I like to think about what I would build if I was a millionaire
evoatheist (10:12:06 AM): lolicon
evoatheist (10:15:23 AM): sorry, i'm browsing /b/

I guess you didn't miss much, folks. Also, my little love is calling out to me...fapfapfap...impending orgasm is impending...