My blog readers can be mean

1/25/2009 | 4:57 PM | Evolved Rationalist

There's going to be a real post up here soon about Ted Haggard and more of his gay sex shenanigans; but for now, I'm posting about an interesting phenomenon that happens among my blog readers.

Ever noticed the legion (lol, Anon) of fanboys expressing undying love for me in the comments? Don't be fooled - my blog readers can be as mean and sarcastic as I am. The following conversation is about my last post, so read that first if you haven't already.

qwerty017 (1:57:38 PM): Ive never used gentoo so I dont know how its install runs but shouldn't it just be a couple questions then u let it sit and install?
evoatheist (1:58:29 PM): no
evoatheist (1:58:41 PM): you compile it yourself, ubuntufag
qwerty017 (1:59:12 PM): Ouch.
evoatheist (1:59:17 PM): yup
evoatheist (1:59:29 PM): i have to admit i learnt a lot the first time i did it, but going through that again....
evoatheist (1:59:37 PM): the sound is "AAAAAAARGHHHHH!"
qwerty017 (1:59:55 PM): And that is why I use xubuntu.
qwerty017 (1:59:57 PM): HAHA
evoatheist (2:00:05 PM): grrrrr
evoatheist (2:00:20 PM): i knew you were an ubuntu/xubuntufag
qwerty017 (2:01:33 PM): Yeah. Maybe so, but at least I have linux installed.
qwerty017 (2:02:30 PM): :P
evoatheist (2:02:42 PM): RRRAAAGGGEEE!!
evoatheist (2:02:47 PM): that was a low shot right there
qwerty017 (2:02:54 PM): HAHA
qwerty017 (2:02:54 PM): lol
evoatheist (2:03:03 PM): you...you...you....
qwerty017 (2:03:57 PM): So. Seen any good movies lately?
evoatheist (2:04:07 PM): gentoo....*dies*
evoatheist (2:04:08 PM): movies?
evoatheist (2:04:21 PM): the return of the penguin 9000: it came from the live CD
qwerty017 (2:04:27 PM): You know. That thing you download
evoatheist (2:04:37 PM): download? i've called the MPAA
evoatheist (2:04:39 PM): v&
evoatheist (2:04:40 PM): hahahaha
qwerty017 (2:04:43 PM): ha
evoatheist (2:04:47 PM): payback time for that dig about linux
evoatheist (2:06:01 PM): http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/288e/action/2126891/ this is how i feel atm
qwerty017 (2:06:53 PM): That sux.
qwerty017 (2:08:07 PM): Its friday. You shouldn't be feeling like that
evoatheist (2:08:24 PM): that's it...this weekend is going to be INSTALL WEEKEND
evoatheist (2:08:31 PM): *evil laugh, hugs penguin plush toy*
qwerty017 (2:09:15 PM): Good. Now I can stop posting about you being a windoze user.
qwerty017 (2:09:19 PM): lol
evoatheist (2:09:44 PM): if i could smash your face through the screen, i would
evoatheist (2:10:09 PM): there's nothing *funny* about having to use windoze. EXCLUSIVELY.
evoatheist (2:10:34 PM): i miss my black and fluorescent green terminal. BAWWWWWWWW.
evoatheist (2:10:39 PM): in b4 eyerape

After that, he then accuses me of being mean. Oh, the irony! The lulz!

qwerty017 (5:27:09 PM): Hey. Tought you'd blocked me for being uncool and using ubuntu, then I remembered your using vista.
qwerty017 (5:27:10 PM): :P
evoatheist (5:27:28 PM): *deep breath, tries not to explode*
evoatheist (5:27:36 PM): when i get gentoo, i'm gonna haxor your brain out
evoatheist (5:27:39 PM): not even kidding
evoatheist (5:28:05 PM): with an axe
evoatheist (5:28:22 PM): PHYSICALLY
qwerty017 (5:28:48 PM): Yeah, Im so scared. You'll probably trash your harddrive because some guy tells you to, like why you tried backtrack
qwerty017 (5:28:53 PM): HAHAHA
evoatheist (5:29:07 PM): YAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII!!!
evoatheist (5:29:12 PM): you're so asking for it
evoatheist (5:29:29 PM): i'll telnet into your ports, fuckface
evoatheist (5:29:39 PM): i mean...get an axe and hack your brain out
qwerty017 (5:29:54 PM): At least you'll be in vegas. :P
evoatheist (5:30:03 PM): and the person who told me to try backtrack is an /i/nsurgent, ok?
evoatheist (5:30:06 PM): not some random guy
evoatheist (5:30:28 PM): anyone who tells me to trash any of my hard drives would end up with a trashed genital instead
qwerty017 (5:30:38 PM): Might as well have been from how well it worked.
qwerty017 (5:30:39 PM): lol
evoatheist (5:30:56 PM): backtrack was not *that* bad
qwerty017 (5:31:01 PM): Ok.
evoatheist (5:31:07 PM): i mean, compared to vista
qwerty017 (5:31:26 PM): Im just messing with the windoze luzer since I won't be able to after this weekend.
qwerty017 (5:31:32 PM): :P
evoatheist (5:32:02 PM): windoze luzer? that's what i am now?
evoatheist (5:32:05 PM): BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
evoatheist (5:32:20 PM): i have gentoo on my other computer, ubuntufag
evoatheist (5:32:34 PM): "ubuntu is an ancient african word, meaning 'i can't configure debian'"
evoatheist (5:32:37 PM): so suck it
qwerty017 (5:32:47 PM): ok. you got me there.
evoatheist (5:32:51 PM): HA!
evoatheist (5:32:58 PM): superluzer
qwerty017 (5:33:22 PM): *sniff* *sniff* you didn't have to be so mean.

More Vista hell:

evoatheist (6:11:25 PM): this is....hell
evoatheist (6:11:43 PM): the OS...is asking me...if i want to run a program
evoatheist (6:11:45 PM): the OS...
evoatheist (6:11:46 PM): ...
evoatheist (6:11:49 PM): nooooo
qwerty017 (6:11:51 PM): just install Lindows already
evoatheist (6:11:57 PM): *thud*
qwerty017 (6:11:59 PM): Get it over with
evoatheist (6:12:06 PM): why is the OS treating me like a baby?
evoatheist (6:12:08 PM): why?
evoatheist (6:12:18 PM): linux...i'm coming for you...i'm...
qwerty017 (6:12:27 PM): Because you don't know how to turn off the security features?
qwerty017 (6:12:32 PM): :P
evoatheist (6:12:42 PM): is your face smashed in yet?
qwerty017 (6:12:52 PM): ROFL
evoatheist (6:13:11 PM): be careful. delicious root may be headed your way.
qwerty017 (6:14:34 PM): I guess Im going to have to let you go any minute now when you have to restart the computer to install an update, heh?
evoatheist (6:15:00 PM): *deep breath*
evoatheist (6:15:06 PM): i know how to turn that shit off
evoatheist (6:15:22 PM): and i have norton
qwerty017 (6:15:24 PM): When you come down for defcon I am so going to bring this up again.
evoatheist (6:15:43 PM): if you bring this up at defcon...
evoatheist (6:15:55 PM): *cracks knuckles*
evoatheist (6:16:03 PM): your pasty nerd face is going to get smashed
qwerty017 (6:16:25 PM): Wait. You'll have to ask your OS if you can do that.
qwerty017 (6:16:29 PM): HAHAHA
evoatheist (6:16:47 PM): ubuntufag, you can't even configure debian
evoatheist (6:16:51 PM): so watch it
evoatheist (6:17:06 PM): ask your OS how not to fail so much
evoatheist (6:17:38 PM): I HAVE NORTON YOU GUISE
qwerty017 (6:17:44 PM): Will do. BTW, what OS is installed on your laptop again?
evoatheist (6:17:51 PM): vista
evoatheist (6:17:55 PM): IT LOOKS PRETTY!!!
evoatheist (6:18:02 PM): pretty shitty, that is
qwerty017 (6:18:19 PM): lol
evoatheist (6:18:44 PM): i can't get used to the fugly microsoft flag at the start menu
evoatheist (6:18:50 PM): i'm used to looking at that little K
evoatheist (6:18:53 PM): bawwwww
qwerty017 (6:18:55 PM): My coworkers are looking at me funny. I think its because I keep laughling at the screen
evoatheist (6:18:57 PM): KDE, come back to me
evoatheist (6:18:58 PM): lol
evoatheist (6:19:04 PM): that's really mean
evoatheist (6:19:24 PM): the OS wars are getting meaner and meaner
evoatheist (6:19:33 PM): it will end when i hack your brain with an axe, of course
qwerty017 (6:19:54 PM): Yep, pretty soon it will start looking like the spatula wars of 97
evoatheist (6:20:21 PM): hah
evoatheist (6:20:28 PM): you can't hack or nutin, I GOT NORTON!
evoatheist (6:20:47 PM): also, operation sundevil
qwerty017 (6:21:27 PM): Oh. Good point. I guess I will just have to get you to open up a random attachment which you would do since you are on vista and trust norton completely
qwerty017 (6:21:49 PM):
evoatheist (6:21:51 PM): I LIKE ATTACHMENTS I LIKE OPENING THEM THEY ARE PRETTY I LIKE THEM
evoatheist (6:22:00 PM): do i sound like a windoze n00b yet?
qwerty017 (6:22:01 PM): WOOHOO
qwerty017 (6:22:05 PM): A bit
evoatheist (6:22:17 PM): also, norton sucks
evoatheist (6:22:23 PM): norton is spyware
evoatheist (6:22:28 PM): oh wait
evoatheist (6:22:30 PM): i mean...
evoatheist (6:22:42 PM): NORTON IS AWESOME GUISE IT'S AMAZING
qwerty017 (6:22:51 PM): lol
evoatheist (6:23:16 PM): I HAVE SOLD MY SOUL TO SYMANTEC, WHO CAN'T SECURE A CHICKEN COOP IF THEY WANTED TO
evoatheist (6:23:26 PM): okay, that sounds wrong for a windoze n00b
evoatheist (6:23:27 PM): sigh
qwerty017 (6:23:41 PM): You cant even n00b right
qwerty017 (6:23:47 PM): What happened to you?
evoatheist (6:23:49 PM): because i'm too uberleet?
evoatheist (6:23:55 PM): oh shit...
qwerty017 (6:24:09 PM): That must be it
evoatheist (6:24:39 PM): "are you sure you want to..."
evoatheist (6:24:43 PM): *cries, cries, cries*
evoatheist (6:25:05 PM): what did i do to deserve this?
qwerty017 (6:25:12 PM): Hey. The OS must know better than you do. I mean, it's the OS and knows all./
evoatheist (6:25:33 PM): it's telling me that rewriting the registry is SERIOUS BUSINESS
evoatheist (6:25:40 PM): because i sure as hell didn't know that, amirite?
qwerty017 (6:26:09 PM): When you use a n00b OS you can expect n00b questions.
evoatheist (6:26:31 PM): hey, at least i'm not using macoshitx
qwerty017 (6:27:02 PM): Yeah, cause then you might be using linux with a fancy shell.
evoatheist (6:27:16 PM): gentoo plz
qwerty017 (6:27:18 PM): Notice the word LINUX
evoatheist (6:27:20 PM): i like breaking shells
evoatheist (6:27:22 PM): yes
evoatheist (6:27:26 PM): notice the word VISTA
evoatheist (6:27:28 PM): oh wait...
qwerty017 (6:27:33 PM): Exactly
evoatheist (6:27:52 PM): brain damage

No, I don't really have Norton. I don't like paying for shitty ~~spyware~~ ~~shitware~~ software.

What happens next is that my brain gets damaged by Vista. For good.

evoatheist (6:48:54 PM): i see transparent windows, and the OS is asking me things, it's popping shit up...
evoatheist (6:48:57 PM): i'm scared
qwerty017 (6:49:00 PM): O
qwerty017 (6:49:04 PM): Heres what you do
qwerty017 (6:49:18 PM): Download this program called netbus then tell me your ip.
qwerty017 (6:49:29 PM): Your using windows, you must be gullible
evoatheist (6:49:44 PM): i'll metasploit your ass
evoatheist (6:49:57 PM): uh
evoatheist (6:50:00 PM): i mean...
qwerty017 (6:50:03 PM): Im going old school on your ass
evoatheist (6:50:08 PM): NORTON WON'T LET ME INSTALL NETBUS
qwerty017 (6:50:09 PM): Straight up 1998
qwerty017 (6:50:16 PM): HA
evoatheist (6:50:20 PM): NORTON SAYS NO
evoatheist (6:50:30 PM): NO CRACKING TOOLS ALLOWED
evoatheist (6:50:32 PM): hahahaha
evoatheist (6:50:44 PM): i win
evoatheist (6:50:46 PM): me > you
qwerty017 (6:51:07 PM): awww
evoatheist (6:51:33 PM): OH LOOK GUISE I'M SO LEET I CLICKED NO WHEN IT ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO INSTALL SOMETHING
evoatheist (6:51:38 PM): LOLOLOL I'M SO LEET LOLOLOL
evoatheist (6:51:59 PM): i'm turning into a typical vista user
qwerty017 (6:52:13 PM): lol
qwerty017 (6:52:21 PM): Have you seen the wrestler yet?
evoatheist (6:53:06 PM): i have a penguin plush toy and it's looking straight at me
evoatheist (6:53:10 PM): like it wants to pounce
evoatheist (6:53:12 PM): uh oh
evoatheist (6:54:33 PM): AAAATTTTAAAACCCCKKKKK OF THE KILLER PENGUIN!
qwerty017 (6:55:51 PM): HAHA

The end. Sometimes ~~Vista~~ pure unadulterated shit can be so lame that it becomes funny.

*rolls eyes*