The FAQ page
5/29/2008 | 7:12 PM | Evolved Rationalist
I have set up the FAQ page to answer common and actual questions from my readers. Go over there, check it out; and if you have a question that is not already there, leave a comment here and I'll answer your question on the FAQ page.
Yes, you can ask me anything, even "I'm a stupid, deluded, ignorant and evil creationist. Would you even consider sleeping with me?"
Ask away!
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Are you single?
Do you like sex?
Can I hook up with you?
What turns you on?
Are you an adaptationist or a pluralist?
Does William Dembski have a crush on you?
Is evolution or the big bang more interesting?
Would you ever marry a creationist?
Would you marry me?
Aren't you afraid of hellfire?
Are you a direct descendant of King Kamehameha I of Hawaii?
You didn't really answer any questions in your faq, you seemed just to make fun of people. By all means do so but you will utterly fail at trying to convince anyone this way
Gotta say, my favorite quote in the FAQ is:
Aren't you afraid of hellfire?
No. With all the scientists who are apparently there, I'm sure they would have come up with air-conditioning by now.
Is that yours or lifted from somewhere? And can I use that sometime, cuz that's just a GREAT line.
Are you animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Why do hot dogs (except for Hebrew National, which comes in packages of 7) come in packages of 12 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Do you have crabs? Can you explain the origin of crabs?
No, I meant the other kind of crabs.
Josh, you really do need to specify whether the Swallow is an African or European Swallow.. ;)
How is a raven like a writing desk?
I'm not a stupid, deluded, ignorant and evil creationist. Would you even consider sleeping with me?
I seem to be the only reader not wanting to sleep with you. Does this mean there is something wrong with me?
Oh yes, and is it numberwang?
Are you an ex-theist?
What is your hair color?
I am very fond of evolution, but I have a vagina. Would you sleep with me?
Shalanonymous...I'll give you you're due. You are seriously funny, sometimes.
Would you sleep with Osama bin Laden?
I am going to fuck you. What sexual position do you want me in?
What is the evolutionary history of South Park?
Behe or Dembski?
Do you like it when a man goes down on you?
Why are you so horny?
If you could only fuck one person who would it be?
This is immoral! Repent!
Is that yours or lifted from somewhere? And can I use that sometime, cuz that's just a GREAT line.
Use it. Spread the meme!