I have been Spored!
6/21/2008 | 4:46 AM | Evolved Rationalist
I'm sure most people have heard of the Spore Creature Creator by now, and being the pseudo internet celebrity that I am it was obviously only a matter of time before I was Spored.
Yes, I have been Spored. Not PZ. Not Dawkins. ME! ME! ME!
(Control your gag reflex, folks.)
Reed Braden, a longtime Evolved Rationalist fan and creator of the ER-Spore had this to say:
We finally have proof that the Evolved Rationalist is a wild, untamable, dangerous beast. This footage of the Evolved Rationalist was shot shortly after she ripped the heads off of seven creationists simultaneously. Out of semi-respect for the dead, we will not show the beheadings. Suffice it to say they were gruesome beyond imagination.Oh, come on now, Reed. Only seven cretinshits dead?
The dance shown in this video is part of a ritual dominance display. Unfortunately it was after our field videographer ran out of film that the Evolved Rationalist finished the ritual, raping the neck holes of the creationists.
Another thing that I would like to point out is that I don't look like the above in real life. I look like this.
However, I would like to thank Reed for the time he took to Spore me (trust me, this will be a meme in a few years), and his blog is full of anti-appeasing awesomeness. Check it out, and if any other
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So arrogant. What a twat.
So jealous. What a dick.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are being lied to! The Evolved Rationalist is a very tricky little beast and she desperately wants you to think she is a human. Don't believe it for a second! She is, in fact, a large, 7-pincered reptilian monster.
And, ER, I said seven simultaneously. It, of course, added to the large pile of creationists you had already decapitated that day.
And anonymous, get a life. If you don't like her blog, don't comment on it.
You are a stupid ER loving faggot.
Get lost, fucking homophobe.
Ah, he's just upset about how he's not as popular, not as smart, not as pretty and not getting any.
Clearly, everybody is forgetting to ask the most important question surrounding this post:
What do fundies taste like?
Like chicken. Yum.
Reed Braden, homosexuality is a filthy sin and you should repent before you face G-d! Repent!
Most atheists are closet homofags.
Funny how these fundies only selectively follow their "infallible" bible. Jesus H. Christ, does your drunk stepfather beat you still?
So evolved rationalist is really a carnivorous reptile?
Explains her language, Its hard to imagine such vocal momentum and profanity could originate from such a beautiful creature which she claims to be.
The Bible (G-d) said homosexuality is a sin. Repent!
Evolved Rationalist is hot and I have fucked her!
Most atheists are closet homofags.
Curses, he's found us out. Well, it's no use hiding it anymore, I have sex with men ;)
I suggest a massive orgy to celebrate, and to hell with the consequences.
Honestly, can we use lube this time? Please? O_O
Darwinists are sick and immoral.
christislord12,
That asshole god you so worship needs to be dragged to earth. Very many crimes need to be answered for if indeed the OT is historically accurate. Mass murder, destruction on a grand scale of earth's ecosystems is not what I would expect of the all powerful all knowing being you worship. It needs to answer for its many crimes if it actually exists. Otherwise, all who worship this monster are fools.
Why are the tards always so fascinated with what other people do in bed?
"Ooh ooh, dirty, show me more so I can say how terrible it all is!"
...perverse little suckholes.
Christislord12, you are not conincing anyone by waving around the bible, it only works on those of us who already believe, please stop trying to prosetylize people until you get a better grip on logic.
You are a closet Darwinist who does not want me to tell Darwinists the truth of G-d. Fake Christian, repent!
No I want you to tell them about God I simply don't think that you are using the right method of doing so. The only way your going to convince these people is through logic and evidence. I am only giving you clues of how to communicate with these people because by just shouting at the top of your lungs, "Your going to hell!" isn't very convincing
You know, ignoring the trolls works a lot better then feeding them.
>You know, ignoring the trolls works a lot better then feeding them.
Maybe if we could feed them to the ER spore creature for breakfast?
- a different anonymous