Recycling YEC arguments has never been so easy!

7/08/2008 | 6:20 PM | Evolved Rationalist

I have often maintained that one of the most obvious characteristics of the IDiot known as William "BillDumb" Dembski is his ability to shock us over and over again with his stupidity, ignorance, lies and his ability to get instantly butthurt when he is rightfully laughed at. This time, BillDumb (who often spews half-baked nonsense about bacterial flagella and irreducible complexity out of his ass to hide the fact that his IDiocy is actually plain old rehashed cretinism) has come up with a few questions that would shatter the very foundations of evolutionary biology if only people were allowed to ask these questions (or so he claims). The best part of it all is that his questions are being taken seriously by ~~the scientific community~~ the folks over at World Net Daily. Isn't this amazing?

Here are BillDumb's WND-approved paradigm-shattering questions:

Explain in detail how evolutionary theory explains the Cambrian Explosion.

Describe in detail how evolution made complex biological structures such as the human eye.

Explain how evolutionary theory solves the problem that DNA cannot exist without protein and protein cannot exist without DNA.

You have got to be kidding me. After his vacuous talk about information theory, specified complexity and shit ad infinitum were proven to be nothing more than ass-droppings by the scientific community, BillDumb did what every self-respecting IDiot would do: Rehash standard YEC arguments that have been refuted decades ago and hope the theistarded church base wouldn't notice.

His stupid question about the Cambrian Explosion is the consolidated pile of dung that YEC ministries like AiG and ICR have been whining about for ages:

"Creationists have long pointed out the problem for evolution theory, namely that all the major groups (phyla) of life which we know today appear in the Cambrian with no evolutionary ancestors." ---Carl Weiland, AiG, March 1994

"In the supposedly 600-million-year-old layers of rock designated as Cambrian (the first appearance of multicelled life), sponges, clams, trilobites, sea urchins, starfish, etc., etc., are found with no evolutionary ancestors. Evolutionists don't even have any possible ancestors to propose." ---John Morris, Dr John's Q&A, June 1, 1989

Uh, BillDumb, what exactly are the new challenges to evolutionary theory that IDiocy claims to provide? Are you aware, Wee Little Butthurt Dembski, that your silly question was refuted ages ago? Although ID is vehemently anti-scientific, do try to keep up to prevent us rational folk from laughing at your stupidity.

Next, the evolution of the eye. Sometimes stupidity isn't even funny. Sometimes it just gets old and boring.

"When one understands how the photons of light are transformed into electrical energy in the retina, and the need for a massive blood supply, the marvelous design of the eye becomes apparent. For instance, the receptors respond to just one photon of light—the smallest unit of light! There is no “bad design,” just a faulty understanding (or, perhaps, faulty presupposition) on the part of the evolutionists. The eye has been wonderfully designed." ---Robert Mitchell, AiG, 2005

Aww...poor BillDumb. You had to clobber some arguments from your YEC bedfellows again, didn't you? Did you really think your IDiocy would work on people who don't have their heads up their asses?

The famous DNA and proteins claim is another standard YEC lie.

"As seen, it is absolutely impossible for DNA and proteins, which can by no means form randomly, to be left uncontrolled to form life following their own formations." ---Henry Morris (ICR), Scientific Creationism, 1985

BillDumb, you get an F- for originality again.

If this keeps up, BillDumb's quest for IDiocy to transform science and culture will forever remain in the realm of fantasy along with his imaginary god.