Science makes me horny. Very horny.
6/18/2008 | 10:22 PM | Evolved Rationalist
You know the Internet is a marvelous place (and serious business) when you stumble upon something that describes yourself perfectly, down to your very skin and hair color...and right down to what makes you wet and ready to fuck people who talk nerdy to you really horny. The internet is an epic win.
Found on Encyclopedia Dramatica:
Although I am obviously a lot hotter (and way more horny) in real life, I actually do somewhat look like that. If you are really desperate to know how hot I look in real life, thinking skills and search functions are to be utilized. Oh, and talk nerdy to me.
(Yes, fanboys. Baby Jesus and Ceiling Cat are watching you masturbate.)
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I AM GOING TO CUM!!!
You amaze me. You're smart, a no-nonsense atheist, a creationist's nightmare, and so horny.
I may be in love!
I want to cum all over your tits.
Evolved, I want a real pic!!
/me squeezes your tits and fingers you
/me cockpounds you
You're doing it wrong. Talk nerdy to me.
Oh, and real pics? In your dreams, fanboy.
REAL TITS PLEASE!!
I am a scientist! Fuck me!
You're a disgrace to science and atheism. Go to hell.
If I cum all over your tits, am I still propagating my selfish genes?
This is filthy p*rn, and it is the immorality of atheists who have no basis for morality.
Wait, my head is spinning. How did we get from a takedown of William Dembski to this?
Oh, it hurts. ER, lick and suck it better, will you?
Darwinists EXPOSED as immoral filth!!
EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!!
Creationist don't you realize that evolved rationalist is trying to get your goat?
Even if we were suffering from extreme time dilation effects while our starship was coming dangerously close to the event horizon of a black hole, I would be compelled by your natural body symmetry and intelligent mind to perform an experiment to discover how many sexual positions we could achieve in micro gravity conditions in addition to examining surface tension conditions in the globules of sperm released onto your beautiful skin.
Is it wrong to hope the final cylon looks like you and wants to explore the animal nature of humans by engaging in wild, uncontrolled sex with me?
CUM with me, and we could evolve in bursts of rapid evolution of CUM!
I've already fucked Evolved Rationalist, and I want more!
ER, I want to hear you scream 'Oh Gould' so badly that my cock aches for you.
Nerd orgy!
Also, I'm stealing this pic.
As edifying as I am sure all this juvenile silliness in the comments is for some, can we maybe go back to thumping (or pounding, if you must) the 'tards?
Wow, you really do seem to have attracted the fundiest of fundie trolls.
My word, the overabundance of the mammary tissue being displayed here does make these secondary sexual characteristics more than usually appealing. Coupled with the fact that the young female is herself aroused by the intellectual processes and practice of the scientific method does rather make one want to reciprocate. In fact I am rather led to believe that she and I would both very much appreciate a bout of mutually satifying non-reproductive intercourse. This is, of course, only a hypothesis at the moment, but a testable one. I feel that a prolonged period of rigorous experimentation would lead to a workable theory being developed.
It's one of better ways of attraction visitors, seeing how the nerd is a tiresomely predictable creature, to whom the promise of boobs is like the promise of an irreducibly complex organism to a creationist.
As we all know, the nerd is instinctively attract to any and all compatible specimens of the same species, where the only requirement is a heartbeat. So it is to be expected that such an exemplary specimen would attract nerd from all over the world.
Unfortunately, the two of us aren't compatible without some kind of adapter, so I predict some difficulties in copulating.
You really are a tease, aren't you.
I can't wait for my wife to return from her trip (she could have been you 30 years ago, though her diction wasn't quite so, uh, rough) :-)
But if "science" makes you "horny"; you might check out three recent "3-quarks daily" articles. One is about mathematics and cosmology coming together, and one is about why the so-called "gay gene" survives (when in women it actually increases fertility!)
And is Evolved Rationalist trying to get Creationist's goat? I didn't realise either of them was into that. What does the goat think anyway? Is it happy with Creationist or is it getting fed up with fundie buttsex and would like to get some horny female scientist poontang.
Mmm, aha, yes! A woman's libido! I will do science to it.
I was being metaphorical, Evolved Rationalist is trying to exasperate Creationist
I know. So was I.
Incidentally, I believe the image that started all this is taken from the "Jason X Special #1" from Avatar Press, January 2006, written by Brian Pulido and illustrated by Sebastian Fiumara.
Got my geek on.
I DID CUM!!!
I will concede that I like talking nerdy. :)
And as to that "gay gene", it is likely a variation (allele) of some existing gene. But if this variation makes its possessors more attracted to men, it could thus account for both women being more fertile and men being more likely homosexual.
At least if it exists; I'm tempted to wait and see on that one, because lots of reports of cutting-edge research turn out to be false alarms. But if it exists and it can be at least approximately located, then one can look for corresponding genes in other species, and experiment with modifying those genes to see what happens.
Like see if one can make male rats gay.
Ummm.... people. Evolved Rationalist is really a guy.
Have fun with that, ya'll!
You fail. I am a female, and a real hot and horny one.
*does science to it*
I am a female, and a real hot and horny one.
That's what all the loney, fat, ugly basement dwellers say.
In fact, that's what I say to, well, the first bit anyway. ;)
Come on, real (albeit not porny) photos of me on the internet are not that hard to find...
Some of the comments here make me want to, well...have sex with some horny nerdboys. :)
"Some of the comments here make me want to, well...have sex with some horny nerdboys. :)"
I'll gladly volunteer if my nerdspeak got you wet. :)
ummm, miss rational
your ... errr....pulchritude is exciting my ...ummm... amorous propensities
I'll gladly volunteer if my nerdspeak got you wet. :)
I was dripping by the end of it. :)
I am having impure thoughts about a couple of my fanboys on this thread, and I'm getting horny all over again.
*moans*
You're dripping? Let me lick it up for you.
NOMNOMNOM
If only all women were like this. I used to irritate people by talking too much about the science I had read about... and to think I could have been getting some action instead.
Take it from a friend of hers, she does actually look like this!