Butthurt Catholics + Crackers = BAWWW!!!
7/12/2008 | 7:38 PM | Evolved Rationalist
While we are on the subject of death threats and the theistarded lunacy of the moronic institution known as religion, let us all thank Bill Donohue and his fucktarded supporters for proving once again that religion is actually more fucktarded than one could ever imagine.
If you have been living under a rock and have no idea about what the anti-Semitic bigot and professional retard Donohue did this time, I'll make a long story short: A student attends Mass, and instead of eating the cracker that Catholic theistards think is the flesh of zombie Jesus, walks away with it. Butthurt Catholics decide that this warrants drama, and calls this a hate crime. Donohue, in his typical BAWWWWWW-style reaction, calls for the expulsion of the student. The student returned the cracker after receiving death threats from pious Catholics who do not trust their zombie god enough to defend himself.
PZ blogs about the incident and calls for more cracker desecrating fun, and Donohue decides to go BAWWWWWWW again and started a mass e-mail campaign to get PZ fired from his job. Notice that PZ didn't do anything except exercise his freedom of speech by blogging about this retarded incident on his private blog. PZ soon started getting the usual death threats from Catholics with a cannibal fetish.
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This is the 21st century, folks. People are trying to ruin someone's life and send death threats over a cracker. The very same assholes who whine about being persecuted and 'Expelled' are the very same people calling for the expulsion of a student from a college and the firing of PZ from his job for expressing an opinion. Merely attacking an idea is touted as being 'beyond a hate crime', and people who choose not to quietly bow down and let themselves be stepped on by religious idiots are being hounded, harassed, threatened and vilified.
All this just for a goddamn cracker, which was the property of the student once the priest gave it to him. Jesus H. Fucking Christ, Catholics. Are you all just a bunch of whining idiots?
Theistarded Catholics, don't give me that fuckshit about how Donohue doesn't represent all of you morons. Where are all the so-called 'moderate Catholics' speaking out against Donohue's vile campaign to ruin other people's lives? Where the fuck are they? Don't use that usual sidestepping tactic on me when your side is clearly as equally bigoted as Donohue or too cowardly/fucktarded to say anything.
You don't have to agree with PZ's post or the student's action, but nothing justifies the systematic attempt to ruin lives or threaten someone just because some religious goons are offended. You are free to practice your own religion, as dumb as it may be, but why should everyone else be forced to bow down to your dogma and refrain from disagreeing with you? The idiotic notion that religion should be publicly shielded from criticism is what lies beneath this latest drama, and this idiotic notion was also what led to the widespread riots over the Danish cartoons. The theistardation may be different but the dumbfuckery remains the same.
The way people should react to this latest bout of religious idiocy is not by being a spineless appeaser, shutting up or bowing down to the Catholic cult. What needs to be done is for rational people to finally stop being spineless pushovers and start speaking out against this regress back to the Dark Ages. People need to heed PZ's call to commit cracker sacrilege not for the purpose of offending the theistards, but as a signal that religious goons can no longer use intimidation and foolish threats to prevent people from questioning their dogma. This stupidity has to stop, and stopping religious dumbfuckery would have gone a lot better if a large percentage of the atheist community weren't such spineless pushovers, appeasers or maybe even closet theistards. Enough is enough.
Oh, I have another reason to thank Donohue. As a result of his actions over the past few days, I am now motivated to actually get up early on a Sunday (tomorrow) morning, and...somehow, I have this strange yearning to attend a Catholic mass. If I do manage to get my hands on a zombie Jesus cracker, rest assured that it would not be in any condition to be 'returned to the church due to BAWWWWWW reactions from Donohue et al'. Also, rest assured that I have been the target of enough death threats to know better than to be manipulated by internet tough guys.
For once in my life, I am really excited about waking up early on a Sunday to attend church. I am more than excited to be able to show my support to PZ my engaging in a little cracker desecration. Most importantly, unlike the student that the theistards harassed into returning the cracker, I will laugh at their faces if death threats start coming in; happy in the knowledge that I have caused a serious case of butthurt among some bigoted theistards.
Bring it on, assholes. I am not afraid of your drama-inducing tactics.
