I got the FBI called on me...

8/19/2008 | 10:49 AM | Evolved Rationalist

...because Mary the Scilon had a little BAWWWW. Again.

For those who need an introduction, Mary is a Scientologist who fell for the Faux Noise story about how Anonymous is a gang of 'hackers on steroids' and 'domestic terrorists', failed to comprehend the issue although I wrote a whole blog post to debunk this silly misconception, continued trolling this site while BAWWWW-ing about Anonymous, somehow got her e-mail phished, made libellous claims that I am somehow responsible for the e-mail fiasco, threatened to call the FBI if I didn't apologize to the Co$, called the FBI, and finally BAWWWWWW-ed again about how the FBI had better things to do than to listen to her crap. She has been whining about how 'hackers' are out to get her and how I am a 'criminal' for supporting Anonymous ever since.

Yesterday, she called the FBI about me again due to nothing more than internet drama. Mary occasionally sends me tl;dr e-mails about how 'hackers' are bad, how Anonymous is a criminal organization, how Scientology is being persecuted....yada yada. As with all stupid e-mails I get, I often do not have the time to respond to every one of them with a tl;dr response of my own; and I either click 'delete' or respond with links to other sites.

What happened with Mary's tl;dr e-mail this time was that after proving that she fails miserably at the internet and still does not get (refuses to comprehend?) the difference between 'hacker' and 'cracker' (although we have all been trying to educate her on this site for months), I sent her a link to the Jargon File instead of wasting my time on that retarded idiot.

Then, all hell broke loose.

Proving that the internet is indeed serious business, Mary went BAWWWW-ing to the FBI, thinking that the FBI is her personal army. Lulz (didn't) follow in Mary's latest attempt to get me V& for Xenu-knows-what.

Way to go, Mary. Way to make slanderous, libelous, patently untrue claims about how I am a 'criminal', and then have the fucking temerity to call the FBI on me for absolutely nothing. Way to fail at the internet. Way to prove that you are a lying Scilon and that your fair game policy is more fucktarded than anyone could ever imagine. Way to make sure that I am never going to let your stupidity rest until I have milked the last drop of lulz out of the Mary-lolcow.

Way to prove that for all your rants about 'hackers', you truly deserve to be 'hacked' right off the face of the internet.

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'm off to 711chan. Need...to...calm...down...

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