"Eucalyptus trees grow everywhere!"
9/03/2008 | 10:46 PM | Evolved Rationalist
One of the characteristics of a fucktarded theistard is the ability to make himself/herself sound like a raving, deluded lunatic. The following lulz-inducing excerpts are from an e-mail exchange with a theistard who thinks that eucalyptus trees grow everywhere.
Eucalyptus apparently grows everywhere, folks. Ever think of planting something unique in your backyard, preferably located in the middle of a desert? Now you have the perfect idea, courtesy of a theistarded moron: Eucalyptus trees!
Way to ensure that you land a TV spot, at least.
My simple question was: How did koalas manage to survive for such a long time without fresh eucalyptus leaves while the ark was happily bobbing along?
Eucalyptus is abundant everywhere. Noah could have dried the leaves.This theistard simply missed the fact that eucalyptus is not abundant everywhere. Koalas need fresh eucalyptus leaves to survive, and even if they somehow managed to survive for a few days without them, we are not talking about a few days in the context of the myth of Noah's Flood. This theistard is either ignorant, deluded, or simply stupid in every way possible.
If that wasn't lulzy enough, look what came next:
Can you name a country without Eucalyptus Tree? There isn’t one. Eucalyptus trees are everywhere.Yeah, there are eucalyptus trees even in the Sahara desert - in that theistard's imagination.
Morons are a great source of lulz. Even more so when they cannot fucking use Google to check a simple fact before deciding to sound like a complete clueless asswipe.
Koalas can eat other compatible leaves.Really? Koalas are endangered because eucalyptus trees are being endangered as well. Without hard evidence that shows us that koalas can survive on 'compatible leaves', the theistard is merely blowing hot air.
The theistard then ended his stupid e-mail with the typical fundie evasion tactic:
God could have taken care of everything.Ah, the famous GODDIDIT cop-out. Isn't that sweet?
How did god do it? How did the ancestors of today's koalas, as well as the rest of Australia's marsupial fauna, manage to swim back home from Mount Ararat in Armenia (where theistards know the Ark landed) after the Flood? Are those koalas supposed to be aquatic koalas now?
[sarcasm] Perhaps through god's awesome power, the continents moved really fast after the flood ended, and just so that all the koala kinds and eucalyptus kinds happened to all be on the area that became Australia? It is a good thing those koala kinds were able to hold on tight with Australia moving so fast. It is also a wonder the eucalyptus kinds did not become uprooted. [/sarcasm]
GODDIDIT is just a theistarded argument from ignorance because there is no way to demonstrate the veracity of the theistarded claims. Practically anything can be justified and any debate stifled by pulling out GODDIDIT. Until theistards stop using this cowardly cop-out, there is no way to have a rational discussion with them.
To the theistard: This is what I call an astronomically epic FAILure of trying to convince someone that your faith is anything more than theistarded stupidity. However, thanks for being yet another source of epic lulz on this blog. I really appreciate it.
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