Feminism FAIL

8/27/2008 | 3:35 PM | Evolved Rationalist

As many of you already know, a lot of people hate me. Among them include atheist appeasers, humanists who think that being human is a crime, so-called freethinkers who watch Faux Noise, Scilons who think I can read someone’s thoughts by looking at their IP address (Yeah, ‘LOLWUT?’ was my reaction too...), creationists who think that I am an evil Nazi Darwinist, and the list goes on.

Despite all that, not all atheists think that I make atheism/humanism/skepticism/etc. look bad and that “I should disappear from atheist activism for the good of all atheists” [direct quote]. Some freethinkers are willing to question societal norms and actually think freely for once. This post is an excellent testament to that. Thank you, Rodrigo.

However, now feminists are attempting to bite my head off as well. If you are wondering why, take a look at the following e-mail by a clueless and ignorant radical feminist:

I was reading your blog and I agree with a lot of it as I am an atheist myself but I wonder why, for a woman, would you prominently use rape terminology and glorify rape?

This was the part where I had no idea what she was talking about. Glorifying rape? Where does rape even get mentioned on this blog apart from me having lulz at idiots threatening to rape me for Jesus?

You are bowing down to the patriarchy by using rape terminology. You are a tool of the patriarchy by thinking that rape is funny.

Here I noticed the tinfoil hat appearing, but I still did not get where I was bowing down to the patriarchy, using rape terminology, and thinking that rape is funny. Perhaps she was high on something, or perhaps she had hit her head against the wall repeatedly before sending me the e-mail?

You think rape is funny, and people like you are the reason that women are still treated like sex objects. Exploiting women is not funny. Comparing religion to rape by talking about how religion is like exploiting vulnerabilities by raping women!

‘Exploiting vulnerabilities’ is about ‘raping women’?

~~OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN~~

No, people like me are not part of why some people think women are merely sex objects. People like her are why some people still think that women are clueless, ignorant, and too stupid to venture out of the kitchen (or use Google). People like her are among the reasons why the meme ‘there are no girls on the internet’ was born.

So, what shall it be this time, folks? ‘JARGON FILE NAAAAAOOOOOO!!’ or simply send her here? I’m leaning towards the latter.

As you are a rape advocate and are letting womenfolk down, I will not be reading your blog again. Goodbye.

Well, good riddance. I don’t know if I would like someone as ignorant as you ~~shitting all over~~ reading my blog anyway.

*snicker*

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Wow.

I am apparently advocating rape and letting all of womenfolk down.

This is serious business.

Ok, I give in to the lure of the lulz now.

LULZ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OMFSM! Y SO EXPLOITABLE?

How do all these stupid, ignorant, paranoid, and plain fucking weird people find me?

I think a tagline change is in order – a snarky dig at religion that involves the words ‘penetration’ and ‘violation’. That would do the trick at keeping people ~~who cannot fucking Google something~~ with tinfoil hats and random idiots out of my blog, don’t you think?