OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

9/15/2008 | 10:48 AM | Evolved Rationalist

Famous theistarded dumbfuck AV1611VET over at Christian Forums has done it again:

My assertion that God sent the Flood waters to Neptune (not Mars, as DAD asserts), is an honest guess, and my assertion that Noah lived in the area that is now New Jersey is something that I absolutely believe, and have [somewhat] backed up with Wikipedia.
(If you are not familiar with this idiot, go over there and check out his avatar and signature. He actually makes Bananaman Ray Comfort look intelligent. The horror!)

However, I think that there is something that he didn't quite think about: He is going to hell because as a true Christian, he should be quoting the Bible and not referencing Wikipedia. He did not trust god enough, and he is going to burn.

Poor AV1611VET. So much for being a nice, good, cretinous fundie. He simply isn't stupid enough for the Christian god, and he is going to pay for it for eternity.

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