How to be a typical fundie blogger

10/24/2008 | 2:42 PM | Evolved Rationalist

1. Post something so mind-numbingly stupid/bigoted/theistarded.
2. Get called out for your stupidity.
3. DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING!
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

I'm sure a lot of you would have already heard about a certain bigoted, fundie homeschooling mom who endorses terroristic acts against gays because the Bible says "Kill them all!".

Now, what did you think would happen after more rational people called her out on her vile attitude? What do fundies do when confronted with ideas that don't fit into their theistarded Biblical worldview? What do the lolcows over at Uncommonly Dense often do when their claims are totally trounced?

This particular fundie followed the theistarded formula to a T. First, she disabled comments to her post (a lot of fundie bloggers do this); and after she couldn't stand the butthurt, she decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING (a lot of fundie bloggers do this as well).

Oh lawd is that some lulz?

The lulziest thing about this fundie is that she is also a failure at the internet. Apparently not realizing that the leetest of the leet archiving tools Google Cache was invented years ago, the fundie theistard assumed that she could FORGET FUCKING EVERYTHING and DENY FUCKING EVERYTHING after deciding to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING. However, being the ever-eager milker of lolcows that I am, I took a screenshot of the cached version of her blog post for the lulz and for great justice. Read her post and prepare to feel even more pessimistic about humanity.

As with all fundies, the lulz did not stop there. After realizing that her delicious dox could be easily obtained from the phone book, she decided to change her posting name and location from her blog. Wouldn't her god protect her from her haters since she's speaking in his name after all? This seems like a lack of faith on her part, and let's hope that her vengeful god doesn't decided to smite her and roast her in hell with the gays she so hates.

OMGDOX:
Raani J. Starnes
(817) 237-1315
6924 Meadow Way Lane
Fort Worth, TX, 76179

Delicious dox, how sweet the sound...

If you think the lulz finally ends here - it doesn't! After the Teapot Atheist pointed out the fact that her dox was publicly available information, her husband, in a typical display of Christian love, decided that it was fine and dandy to issue a death threat. Boy, we do have a family of bigots, don't we?

By making that vile threat, her husband admitted that her dox was for real, and that her desperate attempts to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING and use another name and location was of no use. You know, pests are easier to deal with. You just spray Raid insecticide on them. When it comes to humans, bigots just need a little love, so feel free to send some love to the family of bigots.

I said love and not Ra/i/d, kids!

*smirk*

If her husband makes death threats on this site, his IP will be posted and the lulz will continue. No, I am not going to take her dox down, and posting publicly available information is not illegal. Don't even bother starting to BAWWWW, theistards.

Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.

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