Oh lawd is that some tinfoil hat?

11/30/2008 | 1:40 PM | Evolved Rationalist

When you see an article titled "The Feminist Movement was a CIA project of social programming", you know it has to include microchips, journalists being controlled by a sinister organization, something right out of a shitty Bond movie called 'Operation Mockingbird', the 'infiltration of corporate media' by the ZOMG EVIL SPIES AT THE CIA OH NOES, yada yada. After reading something like that, you would also know that the intent of this whole sinister CIA plot was to indoctrinate children and break up families so that people would 'accept the government as the primary family'.

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ZOMG SERIOUS BUSINESS! PEOPLE, THE EVIL SPIES ARE CONTROLLING OUR MINDS IT'S GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!!11!!!ELEVENTYONE!!111!!!

Still not convinced? Here is a snippet from the nutjob kook article:

I know all this sounds like “conspiracy nutjob central” stuff. It’s hard to accept. But Aaron Russo was no fool. He was an accomplished filmmaker and entertainment big shot. He was a true patriot. And the chip is coming. Do some research on the Real ID Act, which will require “chipped” identification cards for anyone who wants to enter federal buildings, use public transportation (flights, trains, busses, ships), have a bank account at a federally chartered bank, have an investment account with a registered investment firm, receive federal benefits (Social Security, Medicare, etc.). This is supposed to be in effect by May 2008. Several states have voted not to participate in the program. US passports are now being chipped. Several companies are requiring RFID chips for employees for “security” reasons. RFID chips are being touted on networks like CNBC as the wave of the future. There is a movement in the medical community to have people chipped so that medical records could be accessed in emergency situations. The movement is to have the chips implanted in people eventually. You can take one if you want to, but I’m not getting chipped like an animal.

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