Vatican hypocrites to obfuscate for Jesus

9/21/2008 | 2:24 PM | Evolved Rationalist

One of the bastions of theistarded dumbfuckery and hypocrisy, the Vatican, has announced that they are going to host an oh-so scientific evolution congress, and that it is scientific because no creationists or intelligent design creationists are going to be invited. Before you say 'Awwww, sweet!', take a moment to realize that when those liars for Jesus are concerned, there is often more to the story. In this case, the theistards at the Vatican are happily inviting theologians to prevent the congress from becoming 'too scientific' and - wait for this - they say so themselves later in the article! They admit to using science as a front to push their theistarded dogma forward while preventing 'too much science' to be let into the issue at the same time. Oh, the irony and hypocrisy!

Jesuit Father Marc Leclerc, a philosophy professor at the Gregorian, told Catholic News Service Sept. 16 that organizers "wanted to create a conference that was strictly scientific" and that discussed rational philosophy and theology along with the latest scientific discoveries.

I have some news for those theistards: Theology is not science. Science is science - and that is it. A conference that is both 'strictly scientific' and includes 'theology' at the same time is a paradox. It is an impossibility. It is either one or the other, and there is no way a strictly scientific conference could also include superstitious, unproven , unscientific, irrational dogma.

The sad thing is that I am sure the appeasers/framers would go along with their theistard bedfellows in yapping about how science should embrace religion as religion has embraced science. They will continue BAWWWWing and asking us to compromise while the liars for Jesus conveniently twist and manipulate science for their own fucktarded agenda. The appeasers would lick and worship at the feet of the religious the very moment the religious idiots seemingly make a move towards embracing science without realizing that they are being had. The Vatican kooks are obfuscating the facts for Jesus, and the appeasers would go along with it to promote their 'framing' agenda.

Theistarded hypocrites and framers have one thing in common: They do not give a shit about the truth. They would willingly obfuscate, lie, and bamboozle in order to promote their pet ideas, and that is why I call them bedfellows.

Archbishop Gianfranco Ravasi, president of the Pontifical Council for Culture, said the other extreme of the evolution debate — proponents of an overly scientific conception of evolution and natural selection — also were not invited.

What the fuck is an 'overly scientific conception of evolution'? Those kooks are actually saying that a scientific theory is not scientific enough because it does not include their particular brand of cultish dogma. Why don't they say that the theory of gravitation is not scientific enough? Why is evolution singled out yet again?

They are actually that stupid and/or dishonest, folks. They do not give a shit about doing any actual science, and the conference will merely be another show about how the Catholic church is progressive, modern, and scientific while not actually supporting real science in any way.

The whole thing is a facade, a sham, and a blatant lie. It is not about science at all - it is about a corrupt, theistarded, moronic Jesus cult trying to twist science in their favor and use scientific discoveries to prop up their idiotic agenda - and the framers and appeasers will bleat and gloat about how awesome the religious nuts are for accepting evolution. The appeasers will screech and whine about how the 'evil, grumpy, militant atheists' are destroying science without realizing that they are the ones being complicit in dragging dogma into science and ultimately replacing scientific discovery with unquestioned lies.

Appeasers/framers need to look at themselves in a mirror before BAWWWWing like morons about how other people are destroying science. Looking/sounding moronic is one of the things that theistards do best; and the way things are going, the appeasers/framers probably want to live up to the standards of their theistarded bedfellows.

Sad, isn't it?