Be afraid, Mary. Be very afraid.
10/09/2008 | 9:00 PM | Evolved Rationalist
After reading this comment (click on the link and read it, or this post would make no sense) by our local Scientologist lolcow Mary, I dug around my /b/ folder for a bit and found this totally apt demotivator:
Uh oh...
At this point, Mary should leave the internet at once; or better yet do the final solution: 'An Hero'.
P.S. If you need a tl;dr version of the origin of the 'An Hero' meme, here it is:
Mary performing the noble act of 'An Hero' would ensure that her stupid $cilon genes don't propagate, and perhaps win her a Darwin Award at the same time. Wouldn't that made a great Encyclopedia Dramatica article?
Also: Hackers are awesome. 4chan is awesome. Anonymous is awesome. /b/ is awesome.
Let's just hope that Mary joins the club of An Heroes:
This is the grave of the original 'An Hero', Mitchell Henderson:
Just think about it, folks. If Mary decides to 'An Hero', her grave would have a copy of Dianetics on it...or a Guy Fawkes mask for great justice. Oh, the lulz! Oh, the utter perfection!Disclaimer: This post is satirical in nature. Don't be a stupid piece of shit and then go BAWWWW and blame it on me. Lulz.
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