David Kernell: IRL V&!

10/08/2008 | 1:23 PM | Evolved Rationalist

Rubico aka FAILphisher aka lulz-provider aka David Kernell got pwned by the partyvan, hence proving the famous mantra: The internet is serious business.

~~PROTIP: Learn to proxy, you silly kids. Use seven fucking proxies before even thinking of doing illegal shit. Also, bragging and namefagging~~ ~~(among other things)~~ ~~leads to an IRL V&. Use your fucking brain and shut your bragging mouth. Jeez.~~

Ahem.

*cough*

What I meant to say was: Don't do illegal shit in the first place, kids. The lulz will end up being on you when you are so fucking dumb.

Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.

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