Make up your mind, IDiot!

12/12/2008 | 10:46 PM | Evolved Rationalist

How to be an IDiot 101.

You? An IDiot? It's more likely than you think!

All you need to do is follow these simple steps:

Have no clue about what your theory actually is.
Claim that what you've been trumpeting for years is now ALL FUCKING WRONG!
Claim that it is still AWWRIGHT after all.
???
PROFIT!

If you aren't yet convinced that the ID lunatics have no clue as to what the fuck is going on and what their own failure of a 'theory' is about, this recent post by William "BillDumb" Dembski over on Uncommonly Dense may provide a clue:

In an off-hand comment in a thread on this blog I remarked that I was dispensing with the Explanatory Filter in favor of just going with straight-up specified complexity. On further reflection, I think the Explanatory Filter ranks among the most brilliant inventions of all time (right up there with sliced bread). I’m herewith reinstating it — it will appear, without reservation or hesitation, in all my future work on design detection.

For those of you who are going "WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN", Dembski recently conceded that his beloved Explanatory Filter was useless and doesn't explain anything; finally admitting what real scientists have been saying ~~for over 9000 years~~ since he first came up with that retarded bullshit.

Too good to be true? FUCK YES!

Now, he's backpedalling on his claim, making the fucktarded statement that OH GOLLY, the Explanatory Filter is perfectly AWWRIGHT and that he is going to keep spouting his theistarded pile of dung in an effort to ruin real science.

Listen up, Dembski: Real scientists don't go around dismissing their life's work in an "offhand statement" on a comment thread on a blog and then retracting that statement in a blog post. When you do that, you show yourself to be a laughing stock and provide more lulz for evolutionists to enjoy. You have only shown that ID is not to be taken seriously (and that you IDiots don't have the slightest clue as to what is going on in ID la-la land), and till you finally come up with some real science to support your claims, we are just going to milk you for the lolcow that you are.

tl;dr: IDiots, if you don't want to continue being a laughing-stock, give us the evidence. Put up or shut up.

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