Now I know why PZ likes cephalopods:
An octopus today managed to pry loose a water-control valve at the Santa Monica Pier Aquarium, flooding the facility with more than 200 gallons of saltwater.The valve is inside the sea creature's tank, and officials think the octopus grabbed hold of it while exploring.
Their only crime is that of curiosity...
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Guest post by plot regarding The Pirate Bay spectrial.
Today's witnesses:
Kristoffer Schollin (Gothenburg University lecturer)
Roger Wallis (Chairman of the Swedish Composers of Popular Music)
Schollin's testimony
He explained that .torrent files are another type of internet link and mentioned that companies such as Blizzard use .torrent files for things like World of Warcraft. He compared TPB to a BBS for .torrent files, but refused to comment when asked if TPB was illegal. He mentioned that TPB may not be the world's largest torrent tracker but it is the most famous, and noted that both copyrighted and non-copyrighted material can be found on TPB.
Schollin admits that more torrents can be found using a Google search compared to a TPB search. (When are they going to sue Google? Oh wait, Google has the big bucks...). He also admits that it is impossible to determine if the torrent file uploaded by a user first surfaced on TPB, and that having a torrent available on TPB does not mean that the file uses TPB's tracker.
He next explains how to make a .torrent file, some discussion of DHT. Schollin said yes when questioned if props are given in warez circles if pre-release material gets released on the internet (they didn't use the words 'props' and 'warez', but you get the drift).
After the break
Schollin questioned by IFPI lawyer Peter Danowsky, and discusses how his interest in TPB began. Some questions about the 'legal page' on TPB and its users opinion on copyright.
Time for the Wasted
He was then questioned by Monique Wadsted, where he dismissed the rumor that 40% of the internet's traffic can be attributed to TPB, saying instad that it is more likely to be 40% of BitTorrent traffic. He says it was up to the court to decide if TPB should be considered a service provider.
Roger Wallis is a winner
Wallis said that downloading caused an increase in sales of live performances, a fact that the IFPI tries to deny (ha!). He explains that the growth of computer games etc has caused competition to the industry, and that it cannot be blamed on downloading alone. He points out that the music industry has had its most successful year and gives a few examples of copyright and licensing stupidity which he says makes the music industry one that "doesn't help itself".
Wallis then says: “This is madness." (This is SPARTAAAAAAA!)
Danowsky the jackass
Danowsky made stupid remarks about Wallis' credentials. That's about it from him.
More irrelevant nonsense
Wallis was then questioned by Henrik Pontén about how he acquired his title.
Epic quote from Wallis: "Can you use Google? Then you could easily find my CV."
Brokep's awesomeness
Brokep (Sunde) shows an 8 minute clip that explains how BitTorrent works. (Clip available on YouTube, but in Swedish. English translations are available in the YouTube comments.)
Frankly, this was the only part of the trial worth watching. Go brokep!
As today's trial was utterly boring apart from the bit from brokep, here is a fun video that combines piracy and imageboard culture:
kopimi love,
plot
The deluded theistards at the home of the lolcows (Rapture Ready) are at it again.
Okay, I don't care if I sound like a 2-year old in the toy store. I don't care if I am going to be spanked or put on time out! I don't care if my tantrum in the grocery store is causing people to stare and making my daddy embarrassed!I don't care that I am sprawled out like a rag doll on the floor...
...if he pretends to walk away and leave me I will just cry louder!!!
I don't care that I've cried so hard I am now making those stupid hiccup sounds with snot running down my nose....as I take heaving breaths trying to still cry but now I am too tired...I just look defeated and pathetic.....I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE!
Because after all my cutting up and fussing and whining and crying, and even if I did not get what I wanted...my daddy is going to take me home, feed me, bath me, and tuck me in bed with my favorite animalAnd I will be happy in the morning when I wake up.
Father, come take me home.....NOW....please...
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How the fuck does he manage to play like that? Oh lawd...
Guest post by plot regarding The Pirate Bay spectrial.
Today’s witnesses are:
Tobias Andersson (Piratbyrån)
John Kennedy (IFPI)
Rasmus Ramstad (SF)
Bertil Sandgren (SF)
Per Sundin (Universal Music)
Louis Werner (IFPI Sweden)
The trial started with Tobias Andersson being called to the stand by the prosecution, where he admitted writing the speech that TiAMO (Neji) gave the 2006 raid.
John Kennedy, arrogant IFPI bumbler
Kennedy stated that IFPI’s mission was to improve copyright laws (har har), lobby governments, fight piracy, and perform litigation. Funny quote from Kennedy: “Piracy has done immense damage to the music industry”.
He bragged about how the music industry has won the cases against Grokster and Kazza and how TPB emerged to fill the void. He went on about how he first heard of TPB in 2004 and that TPB is the no.1 source of illegal music, and how this was damaging the industry, blah blah.
He goes on to whine about how “new business models” will fail if people are able to download music for free. (Apparently the CEO of the IFPI is too simple-minded to embrace technology and formulate a business model that takes advantage of technology instead of unsuccessfully fighting against it.)
Kennedy blabs about damages
Makes the silly statement that the amount they are asking for is “justified and maybe even conservative.” Whines about how the music industry has to spend a lot of money (eh, which business does not require funds to run?).
Goes on to talk about how CD sales have decreased, but when asked about the simple fact that legal downloads would decrease CD sakes as well, he denied that legal downloads has anything to do with it (sure sure). Kennedy has made up his mind that the music industry cannot “compete with free”, and that piracy is the cause, and not their flawed and outmoded business model.
Cry me a river, Kennedy. Whine more in court. Cry like a baby for me, please.
Kennedy fails Logic 101
Denying that free downloads actually promote the artist and increases revenue from live performances; he said that every live performance success is linked to good sales. Hey Kennedy, your logic does not make sense. If indeed your sales are decreasing because people are pirating music, the numbers of people listening to a particular artist are not actually decreasing, and might even be increasing. How this negatively affects live performances is only known to Kennedy and the rest of the prosecution clowns.
The stupidity continues
Next failure in logic: When asked about why Google is different from TPB, Kennedy says that searches for a particular artist on Google produces both legal and illegal content, while searches on TPB produce only illegal content. Even if his reasoning were true, it wouldn’t change the fact that Google also points to illegal content, which is what TPB is charged with doing. Oops!
He whines that TPB is growing. (Here’s a tip: If you produce a better business model, maybe your industry would grow as well and not produce embarrassing failures like yourself.)
He then mentions how IFPI has teams of “experts” (I sure never seen any of those experts in court apart for the prosecutor/IT expert who couldn’t open his own PowerPoint presentation…) that monitor piracy (and they still fail at combating it, go figure).
He said that if people can’t download music for free, they would buy it. (Life does not work that way, Kennedy. When people can’t download for free, they simply don’t buy the album, they don’t become fans of the artist, they don’t buy merchandise, they don’t go to live shows…see where this is going?)
Kennedy next claims that the reduction in sales is directly caused by illegal downloading.
Just another n00b
As with the other prosecution witnesses, Kennedy admitted that he does not know how BitTorrent works or how TPB works, and when asked if IFPI has taken any action against the uploaders, he said that no action was taken. He admitted that he did not know who the uploaders are. (King Kong in the jungles of Cambodia, remember?) The defense asked him about why he thinks TPB is to blame if he does not understand how it works, and again he said that he had no idea of the exact details.
TRIAL HIGHLIGHT: He would have sued Google!
He was asked why Google was not sued, and he made the shocking revelation that they would have sued Google if not for the fact that Google teamed up with the IFPI to fight piracy! He claims to have a team of 10 people working with Google daily.
Is he seriously saying that the IFPI would sue any search engine company that they couldn’t strong-arm into supporting their draconian stupidity? Does he not understand how the internet works at all? Does he really think that he would be able to sue Google and win? (Oh wait, it would make a great spectacle…two organizations with a shitton of money battling it out in court. Money is the reason why that battle would never take place…)
The funniest part? A search for torrents on Google still brings up illegal content, even with the IFPI partnership. Maybe they should sue Google after all.
Blah blah…
Bertil Sandgren claims that piracy is the cause of the decrease in movie ticket sales, but refused to comment on the fact that 2008 was the best year for the Swedish movie industry ever. (Ah, self-pwnage.)
Another one in the long string of prosecution liars
Per Sundin said yes to the question of if the decrease in sales could be fully attributed to filesharing, and made the unfounded claim 50% of the loss in sales for the music industry is directly linked to TPB.
When questioned, he admitted that he has no evidence to back up his claims and that he is merely relying on “experience”. (Sure, liar. You don’t just grab percentages out of the air and claim that you “experience” them. You just lied in court, but it is ok for you as your side has the money.)
The prosecution has shown itself as devoid of ethics and even a semblance of respect for the court by putting bunglers and plain liars on the stand. We’ll simply have to wait and see how many bunglers and liars they are going to present tomorrow. Keep up the Kopimi spirit!
Kopimi love,
plot
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Ultra-Orthodox Jews are stoning buses because "BAWWWW men and women should be separate because men cannot keep their penises in their pants BAWWWW!"
In the view of some ultra-Orthodox Jews, segregated seating, with women entering separately through the rear door and sitting at the back, is vital to uphold their stringent traditions stipulating modesty and prohibiting physical contact with members of the opposite sex.Reminded of something, folks?
Menachem Kenig, head of a committee pressing for segregated buses, says Israel's leading bus company, Egged, is in effect forcing religious people to sin. "The one place where men and women are forced to be together is on the bus," he says. "People are crowded in, men and women push up against each other. There are sudden stops and sharp turns and men fall on the women. This really angers us, it is a violation of the concept of modesty that is at the basis of the ultra-orthodox community."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But Laura Wharton, a secularist member of the Jerusalem city council, says the attempt to force a new segregated bus line is "outrageous and extremist", adding: "It is humiliating to be sent to the back of the bus."No shit, Sherlock. Maybe you should spend more time shouting down your Orthodox coreligionists and fighting over the correct interpretation of your holy book? Just saying.
A Mea Shearim store-owner said: "According to the Jewish religion, it is forbidden to damage property. These people are causing shame to the ultra-Orthodox community, which is made up of very delicate people. It is true that Egged does not give good service to the ultra-Orthodox but you don't solve this through ugly violence."Translation: They are not true Jews! They are making us look bad HURR DURR! I am a true Jew and I know what god wants! BAWWWWWW!
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Guest post by plot regarding The Pirate Bay spectrial.
It was just like any other day in the courtroom where the spectrial was to take place. Stupidity by the prosecution, grilling by the defense lawyers, and the prosecution getting even more egg on their faces and looking exactly like n00bs.
For today's spectrial, the witnesses were:
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Ohai folks! A friend of mine who lives in Sweden will be guest blogging here about the infamous spectrial that I posted about earlier. His name is plot (yes, with a lowercase 'p'), and I hope all of you will welcome him with open arms because he is fucking awesome. I am going to let him introduce himself, so have fun and enjoy! --ER
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Hey everybody,
My name is plot, and I'm an atheist living in Stockholm, Sweden. I was brought up in a non-religious family so religion was never really an issue for me. Later in life I discovered how religion is still a problem in most parts of the world, and I started becoming more aware about the problems caused by religion. I have always been interested in science, particularly cosmology, and to quote ER: Praise science!
I met ER four years ago on an IRC channel in an obscure part of the internet, and we realized that we have a lot of things in common. IRC buddies for life, ER! However, I still think that Arch Linux is better than Gentoo (sorry!).
Not long after that, I became involved in the Piratbyrån and the Kopimi movement, and to make a long story short, I now attend court everyday in support of the defendants in The Pirate Bay Trial. I can say that the outpouring of public support for the defendants has been overwhelming, and that this trial is huge in the sense that the internet will never be the same again no matter what the end result may be.
I will be blogging daily about the trial from a spectator's perspective and I hope you enjoy my posts as much as I'm sure I will enjoy writing them. I am so excited to be a part of this wonderful blog and I'm looking forward to hearing comments from all of you.
You can find me on certain IRC channels (I also go by 'plot' on IRC) if you know where to look. Feel free to drop me a private message. I am also an avid fan of certain imageboards and the associated memes and culture.
Questions? Leave them in the comments and I will try to answer them as best as I can.
Kopimi love,
plot
Due to the over 9000 e-mails I have received regarding the privacy policy of this site, I have added a privacy tab to the upper right hand corner. You can also read it here.
'Dropping dox' lulzy video found over at Encyclopedia Dramatica. If you don't know what 'dox' is, click here. Ignorance is not an excuse.
Still not convinced that religion fucks up lives and in many cases causes more mental and physical harm than good? Still not convinced that religion often causes people to suffer and even die from treatable illnesses because of a theistarded belief that religion cures illness or that illness is just a way for their fundie god to mess around with test their faith?
This article on manic depression starts out fine...but the horror emerges at the end:
Manic-depressive – Is there hope?Believe in some imaginary god; and a serious and real mental disorder would go away and you would be able to live a normal life?!
It is not uncommon for the sufferer and his family members to have a sense of sadness and incompleteness concerning the diagnosis of manic-depressive illness, despite having carefully monitored treatment options.
The Bible says in 2 Timothy 1:7, “God has not given us a spirit of fear and timidity, but of power, love, and self-discipline.” Those who trust Jesus for salvation become children of God, and God gives them His spirit of power, love, and self-discipline. No one has to ‘go it alone.’ Despite a diagnosis of manic-depressive illness, if you have a personal relationship with God through Jesus Christ His Son, and rely on Him for guidance and direction, you will have the power to live life.
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Please let this be a Poe...
A sample t-shirt design:
They have a custom upload to make your own t-shirts, in b4 goatse.
UPDATE: http://www.kenny-glenn.net/ is now up on an offshore host. Fuck censorship, and mad props to the Anon who worked tirelessly to bring the site back up and expose the vile scum known as Kenny Glenn. <3
If you have not heard of the Kenny Glenn case, click here. The ED page can be found here.
A brave Anon set up a website, www.kenny-glenn.com, with the sick fuck's dox and photos. However, that site has been taken down for privacy violations although all the dox on that site are publicly available on the internet.
Luckily, there is a screenshot of the site before it went down, and it can be found here. Feel free to use it for /i/nformational purposes until the aforementioned awesome Anon gets the other site back up.
A few other sites that posted Kenny Glenn's dox have been unfairly taken down due to BAWWWW from the family. RRRAAAGGGEEE!
If you are interested in delivering cans of Raid Insecticide love and kisses to Kenny Glenn, check out the Partyvan W/i/ki for dox and upcoming events as the drama unfolds. Join #catraid2 on EFNet. Adopt a cat or something. Do whatever is best for great justice.
I guess it is only a matter of time before my blog gets sent into /dev/null. :(
Since it is Anonymous after all, I'm sure you must be wondering if Kenny Glenn's Myspace got lolhacked, amirite? Here you go.
PWNED, LOL!
First it was the Scilons getting their asses handed on a platter in Germany, now this:
The Economic Inter-District Court of Karaganda, the administrative center of the Karaganda region in Kazakhstan, has banned the Church of Scientology in the Karaganda region.A religion. Illegal entrepreneurship and profit-making.
"The court ordered the liquidation of the Church of Scientology organization due to illegal entrepreneurship and profit-making. The court ruled to create a special commission to deal with the liquidation procedure," says the verdict read by Judge Zhaksylyk Baymoldin, an Interfax correspondent reports.
"We will not put up with attempts to violate our right to the freedom of religion in Kazakhstan," President of the Karaganda-based Church of Scientology Vadim Vitushkin said in a statement.Hey, fuckface! Nobody is going to stop you from believing in Xenu, aliens, or whatever the fuck it is that you Scilons pay over 9000 dollars to learn. (Anon dropped all your dox for free, btw). Believing in stupid things is perfectly legal, but scamming your sheep and performing countless human rights violations isn't acceptable. It is not religious freedom. It is plain criminal.
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No, really.
tl;dr version: Some messed up fucker killed his son in the hope that his son would be miraculously transported up to heaven because his imaginary god told him so in his theistarded, schizoid mind.
If that was the case, why didn't he kill himself for his beliefs? Why not 'an hero' and leave the gene pool much better for his action? Why did he have to inflict his deadly religious delusions on his child? Why did a child have to suffer for the religious insanity of his father?
I know what the theistards are going to say: BAWWWWWW real religion doesn't say that, this guy is simply mentally disturbed, yada yada. While I do acknowledge that he very well could be mentally disturbed, the scary thing about religion is that once religious believers claim that god is speaking to them and answering their prayers, why shouldn't they obey what they think their god is saying when they 'hear god speaking to them and telling them to kill their kids'? If it were not for religion, such people would be more likely to realize that there is something wrong, and seek much-needed medical help. When religion is thrown into the mix, it is only understandable that they obey the voices in their head - after all, isn't that how god has been communicating with them all this while?
Religion is not only lunacy, but it can often lead to dangerous lunacy. We either nip this cancer in the bud; or watch as religion destroys lives and the world we want the future generations to have.
If you get all the references below, plug my ports please. kthxbai.
qwerty017 (12:18:29 AM): No macbook?
qwerty017 (12:18:34 AM): Nnnnnnnoooooooooooo
evoatheist (12:18:48 AM): hehe
evoatheist (12:19:07 AM): not my fault that im too much of a real hacker [joking, i'm not really one]
evoatheist (12:19:10 AM): unlike you, poser
qwerty017 (12:19:59 AM): Hey. Everything about the scene i learned from Hackers [the movie]
qwerty017 (12:20:02 AM): ROFL
evoatheist (12:20:07 AM): oh no....
evoatheist (12:20:12 AM): POSER ALERT POSER ALERT
evoatheist (12:20:17 AM): TUX, ATTACKKKKK!!!!
qwerty017 (12:20:38 AM): Whatever miss green and black terminal
qwerty017 (12:20:41 AM): Hehe
evoatheist (12:20:52 AM): so what?
evoatheist (12:20:59 AM): ive been using those colors since FOREVER
evoatheist (12:21:04 AM): unlike you, zero cool
qwerty017 (12:21:21 AM): Hehe. Whatever acid burn
evoatheist (12:21:37 AM): i'll kill myself if i even think of having such a lame handle
evoatheist (12:21:52 AM): gb2 watching hackers
qwerty017 (12:21:55 AM): Lol.
evoatheist (12:24:20 AM): go hack the gibson
qwerty017 (12:24:24 AM): lol
evoatheist (12:24:45 AM): like...download the garbage file, amirite?
qwerty017 (12:25:38 AM): yeah.
evoatheist (12:25:46 AM): remember the towers
qwerty017 (12:26:27 AM): I rmembr that whole movie. Its a cult classic. So bad its good. Like evil clowns from outer space.
evoatheist (12:26:32 AM): yeah
evoatheist (12:26:36 AM): you know what pissed me off?
qwerty017 (12:26:42 AM): what?
evoatheist (12:26:46 AM): that part where the two dudes read from the hacker manifesto
evoatheist (12:26:53 AM): it was published in phrack, not 2600
qwerty017 (12:26:56 AM): out of 2600?
evoatheist (12:26:57 AM): and they were reading from 2600
evoatheist (12:26:59 AM): yeah
qwerty017 (12:26:59 AM): lol
evoatheist (12:27:00 AM): fail
qwerty017 (12:27:03 AM): stupid
qwerty017 (12:27:19 AM): i like that manifesto though.
evoatheist (12:27:20 AM): did i fail at life for realizing their mistake?
qwerty017 (12:27:25 AM): nope
evoatheist (12:27:27 AM): i like it too, I CUM TO IT DAILY [not really...actually twice a day]
qwerty017 (12:27:37 AM): they did for making the mistake
qwerty017 (12:28:16 AM): they got some guy as a consultant. too bad he sucked
evoatheist (12:28:27 AM): wait....the guy was YOU
qwerty017 (12:28:48 AM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPpZOIMEiyg
evoatheist (12:28:48 AM): and it sucked because they didnt realize youre a poser who likes copying me
evoatheist (12:28:51 AM): installed gentoo yet?
qwerty017 (12:28:51 AM): here you go
qwerty017 (12:28:57 AM): lol
qwerty017 (12:29:04 AM): install freebsd yet?
evoatheist (12:29:23 AM): i have a free partition
evoatheist (12:29:26 AM): i totally could
evoatheist (12:29:39 AM): IF YOU INSTALL GENTOO, IM INSTALLING FREEBSD! [really]
evoatheist (12:31:12 AM): next time you get on irc, your nick will be zero cool
qwerty017 (12:31:26 AM): i might do it just for you
evoatheist (12:31:27 AM): or i'll personally change your nick. i have ops nyah nyah
evoatheist (12:31:30 AM): HAHA
qwerty017 (12:31:53 AM): Im on the comp all day tomorrow as well. IRC here i come
evoatheist (12:32:05 AM): k, zero cool
evoatheist (12:32:21 AM): that movie is so lame, bad, and stupid that it has become a classic lulzfest
qwerty017 (12:33:10 AM): yep. I so want a screen that can burn its images into my retinas. makes me a better coder not being able to see.
evoatheist (12:33:27 AM): i know! i still havent figured out how to do that.
evoatheist (12:33:30 AM): damn, im such a n00b
evoatheist (12:33:47 AM): and if anyone ever gets close to my new laptop with paint, im punching their nose in
qwerty017 (12:33:47 AM): so am i
evoatheist (12:34:18 AM): why on earth did the retards in the movie have spray paint all over their b0xen?
evoatheist (12:34:19 AM): wtf
evoatheist (12:34:29 AM): lol i just said b0xen can i be leet now? *smirk*
evoatheist (12:34:34 AM): that was how lame the movie was
qwerty017 (12:34:43 AM): and to camoflauge it of all things
qwerty017 (12:36:20 AM): it was great because of how bad it was. You know how much ive wanted hacking to be like that movie? and swordfish, and the core? fun and entertaining rather than sitting in front of a terminal
evoatheist (12:36:30 AM): i knoooowwwwww
evoatheist (12:36:32 AM): dammit
qwerty017 (12:36:34 AM): I wish my noc looked like the one in hackers that penn used
qwerty017 (12:36:46 AM): that would be awesome
evoatheist (12:37:10 AM): sitting in front of a screen looking at over 9000 lines of code isn't movie material
evoatheist (12:37:13 AM): sadly
evoatheist (12:37:18 AM): i mean, you would watch it...but...
evoatheist (12:37:22 AM): you're weird like that
qwerty017 (12:37:24 AM): boring
evoatheist (12:37:30 AM): exactly
evoatheist (12:37:36 AM): REALITY SUCKS
qwerty017 (12:37:48 AM): to be able to blow things up on command from a computer
qwerty017 (12:37:55 AM): man i wish movies were real
qwerty017 (12:38:00 AM): reality does suck
evoatheist (12:38:02 AM): rat from the core is fucking cute. i wish i had a leet hacker bf like that...*smirk*
evoatheist (12:38:41 AM): hollywood != reality
qwerty017 (12:38:54 AM): yep
evoatheist (12:39:03 AM): also, no girls on the internets
qwerty017 (12:39:50 AM): yep. everyone knows that
evoatheist (12:40:07 AM): we should watch that shit hackers movie and post a reaction vid on youtube [we're actually going to do this]
evoatheist (12:42:53 AM): LAUGHTER OVERFLOW [not a spin on buffer overflow, I swear]
qwerty017 (12:43:09 AM): it would be great
evoatheist (12:43:34 AM): fucking towers
evoatheist (12:43:50 AM): how do i get those towers to appear in gentoo?
evoatheist (12:43:56 AM): LSD?
qwerty017 (12:43:57 AM): i so want data to actually look like that. and then the viruses
qwerty017 (12:44:04 AM): actually showing pictures
qwerty017 (12:44:06 AM): lol
evoatheist (12:44:15 AM): now these points of data make a beautiful line...
evoatheist (12:44:26 AM): ...and we're out of beta we're releasing on time
qwerty017 (12:44:26 AM): they should have a hacker package. [for Mary the Scilon]
evoatheist (12:44:32 AM): backtrack is lame
evoatheist (12:44:34 AM): no towers
evoatheist (12:44:45 AM): and that is the closest to a 'hacker package'
qwerty017 (12:44:46 AM): lol
evoatheist (12:44:53 AM): penetration testing...hornyyyy
evoatheist (12:44:59 AM): anyway, yeah....need MOAR towers
qwerty017 (12:45:04 AM): i mean with tower visualizations and such
evoatheist (12:45:36 AM): and they must be GREEN
evoatheist (12:45:40 AM): and shinyyyy
qwerty017 (12:45:52 AM): yep
evoatheist (12:46:14 AM): AND THE VIRUSES SHOULD ALL LOOK LIKE T4 BACTERIOPHAGES!
evoatheist (12:46:18 AM): oh lawd
evoatheist (12:46:25 AM): im laughing my head off
qwerty017 (12:46:56 AM): We so need to do it
qwerty017 (12:47:08 AM): 1. hours of us laughing and mocking
qwerty017 (12:47:12 AM): 1.5
evoatheist (12:47:13 AM): make a distro where data will look like towers? ugh
evoatheist (12:47:15 AM): oh....that
evoatheist (12:47:16 AM): yeah
evoatheist (12:47:19 AM): we should DO IT
evoatheist (12:47:32 AM): the reaction vid would be the next big youtube hit
evoatheist (12:48:04 AM): tux will be watching the movie with us
qwerty017 (12:48:08 AM): i bet it would
evoatheist (12:48:12 AM): so we can all laugh at it
qwerty017 (12:48:16 AM): get his opinion as well
evoatheist (12:48:44 AM): he's just a stuffed toy, but he does give me killer looks whenever i use windoze for games
qwerty017 (12:49:14 AM): u need a real gentoo penguin. thatould rock
evoatheist (12:49:26 AM): lol wtf
evoatheist (12:49:31 AM): i dont want pets
evoatheist (12:49:35 AM): my computers are my babies [true statement]
qwerty017 (12:49:51 AM): not even a gentoo? POSER!!!
evoatheist (12:49:57 AM): *facepalm*
evoatheist (12:50:03 AM): living things suck sometimes
evoatheist (12:50:09 AM): especially you
qwerty017 (12:50:20 AM): ROFL
qwerty017 (12:50:33 AM): I do suck. Lots of things.
evoatheist (12:50:40 AM): *smirk*
evoatheist (12:50:49 AM): i do suck too
evoatheist (12:50:57 AM): i suck at being nice to apple fantards, for instance
qwerty017 (12:51:17 AM): they dont deserve niceness
evoatheist (12:51:26 AM): i agree, zero cool
qwerty017 (12:52:02 AM): Whatever Acid Burn
evoatheist (12:52:10 AM): *rolls eyes*
evoatheist (12:52:25 AM): i dont dress in spandex
evoatheist (12:52:31 AM): who the fuck dresses like that? [you]
qwerty017 (12:52:42 AM): Hackers do. [in shitty Hollywood movies]
evoatheist (12:52:45 AM): wtf
qwerty017 (12:52:46 AM): lol
qwerty017 (12:52:49 AM): HAHA
evoatheist (12:52:58 AM): ive been to defcon...
evoatheist (12:53:03 AM): dont lie, poser
evoatheist (12:55:02 AM): im so going to pwn your b0xen when i visit you (is this lame enough?)
qwerty017 (12:55:39 AM): Yeah, cause I bet you could do it from where you are now. lol
evoatheist (12:55:57 AM): *smirk*
evoatheist (12:56:01 AM): *innocent look*
evoatheist (12:56:06 AM): i dont know what youre talking about [brb, fbi]
qwerty017 (12:57:38 AM): The theatrical trailer was pretty cool though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-H3YnCcrM0&fmt=18
evoatheist (12:57:57 AM): hacking should be like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcBs6BpCixU
evoatheist (12:58:11 AM): trailer? cool? lolposer
evoatheist (12:58:37 AM): no perl, no talk
qwerty017 (1:00:40 AM): That has to be the most user unfriendly ui ever
qwerty017 (1:00:42 AM): lol
qwerty017 (1:00:56 AM): though hacking would be great if it was like that
evoatheist (1:01:12 AM): i knowwww
evoatheist (1:01:22 AM): but i like guis like kde
evoatheist (1:01:24 AM): dont laugh at me
qwerty017 (1:01:41 AM): I like xfce
evoatheist (1:01:46 AM): wow you fail
qwerty017 (1:01:57 AM): All that means is tat you are more of a n00b than I thought
evoatheist (1:02:06 AM): what else can be expected from someone who uses e-makesanycomputerslow-macs?
evoatheist (1:02:10 AM): vi forever!!
evoatheist (1:02:15 AM): ALL HAIL VI!
evoatheist (1:02:20 AM): ok, we were discussing a movie
evoatheist (1:02:28 AM): wtf, editor war again?
qwerty017 (1:02:58 AM): All of the worlds problems stem from editor wars. Didnt you know tat?
evoatheist (1:03:05 AM): yeah, if only everyone used vi
evoatheist (1:03:23 AM): there would be world peace [proven by the Church of Vi]
qwerty017 (1:03:54 AM): lol
evoatheist (1:04:46 AM): vi!
evoatheist (1:05:31 AM): emacs luzer dead?
qwerty017 (1:05:49 AM): Nope. Just waiting for you to stop trolling and admit that emacs is better.
qwerty017 (1:05:53 AM): HAHA
evoatheist (1:05:55 AM): *pukes*
evoatheist (1:06:00 AM): gb2 windoze 95
qwerty017 (1:06:18 AM): lol
evoatheist (1:06:22 AM): emacs is slow as fuck
evoatheist (1:06:27 AM): i want editors that...work, you know?
evoatheist (1:06:34 AM): not makesanycomputerslow
evoatheist (1:07:17 AM): by the time emacs loads, zero cool could have hacked the gibson twice over
qwerty017 (1:07:24 AM): true.
evoatheist (1:07:34 AM): yay! vi forever!
qwerty017 (1:08:41 AM): just admit emacs is better and we can move on
evoatheist (1:08:43 AM): once you watch the hackers movie...
evoatheist (1:08:48 AM): WHAT THE FUCK? NOOOOO
evoatheist (1:08:52 AM): VI VI VI VI VI VI VI [wins]
qwerty017 (1:08:53 AM): ROFL
qwerty017 (1:08:55 AM): ok
qwerty017 (1:08:59 AM): no more editor war
evoatheist (1:09:02 AM): yay!
evoatheist (1:09:08 AM): ubuntufag made a wise move!
qwerty017 (1:09:14 AM): So what were you saying about hackers movie?
evoatheist (1:09:23 AM): oh, that movie reminds me of you
evoatheist (1:09:26 AM): hehe
qwerty017 (1:09:34 AM): WHAT!!!
qwerty017 (1:09:39 AM): lol
evoatheist (1:09:40 AM): sup zero cool?
evoatheist (1:09:42 AM): lol
qwerty017 (1:09:48 AM): Nothin acid burn
evoatheist (1:09:55 AM): im so gonna change ur nick on irc tmr
qwerty017 (1:09:56 AM): Hack any tv stations lately?
qwerty017 (1:09:57 AM): lol
evoatheist (1:09:58 AM): just you wait
evoatheist (1:10:01 AM): im not that lame
evoatheist (1:10:07 AM): i hacked ur brain oshi--
evoatheist (1:10:30 AM): "im so gonna change ur nick on irc tmr" SEE, IM BECOMING A LAMER BECAUSE OF YOU
evoatheist (1:10:34 AM): FFFFFFFUUUUU-
qwerty017 (1:10:44 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
evoatheist (1:11:09 AM): too bad, zero cool
evoatheist (1:11:13 AM): you're finished
qwerty017 (1:11:14 AM): Oh yeah? Well ive taken cs3
qwerty017 (1:11:29 AM): lol
evoatheist (1:11:31 AM): your nick will be forever zero cool
evoatheist (1:11:36 AM): ive taken cs9000
qwerty017 (1:11:59 AM): not even >9000? poser
qwerty017 (1:12:06 AM): :P
evoatheist (1:12:14 AM): at least my code doesnt result in infinite loops, poser
qwerty017 (1:13:19 AM): Mine never did. When im in the zone my mind thinks like a comp. I can tell what the computer will do as im coding. Passed with flying colors I did because of that
qwerty017 (1:13:27 AM): I love how my mind works
evoatheist (1:14:18 AM): if you make me puke on my keyboard, im suing you
evoatheist (1:14:57 AM): i dont care how many b0xen you crashed with your viruses, zero cool
qwerty017 (1:14:59 AM): You think im kidding but im not. Honest. Its stuf like that that makes me wish id never stopped
evoatheist (1:15:35 AM): but you're an emacs user....everything you say is suspect
evoatheist (1:15:44 AM): here we go again, here we go...
evoatheist (1:15:45 AM): sigh
qwerty017 (1:15:48 AM): Im glad you believe me.
evoatheist (1:16:24 AM): also, being a leet coder will not get you laid [unless you code in Perl]
evoatheist (1:16:29 AM): you do know that, right?
qwerty017 (1:16:32 AM): lol. Im not getting into an editor war with you
evoatheist (1:16:36 AM): no angelina jolie boobs for you
qwerty017 (1:16:47 AM): Not even if I code a neural network in JS?
evoatheist (1:16:48 AM): of course not...im too leet for you to get into a war with
evoatheist (1:16:57 AM): that would make you fuckable
evoatheist (1:16:59 AM): i have to admit...
qwerty017 (1:17:11 AM): Toght so. Too bad I can't.
evoatheist (1:17:12 AM): because JS sucks so much
evoatheist (1:17:19 AM): OH LAWD I TOTALLY CAN
evoatheist (1:17:39 AM): PRESS BUTTON, GET CODE!
evoatheist (1:17:42 AM): oh wait...
evoatheist (1:17:48 AM): that only happens in hollywood
qwerty017 (1:17:58 AM): i know. too bad.
evoatheist (1:18:19 AM): if only hacking would allow people to blow up your b0xen IRL
qwerty017 (1:18:45 AM): No. Could you imagine how fucked up the world would be if skiddies could blow things up?
qwerty017 (1:18:56 AM): That would suck
qwerty017 (1:19:06 AM): Though they wouldnt create many botnets.
evoatheist (1:19:09 AM): yeah well...i keep banning skiddies on irc and they try to blow my b0xen up [dramatization, lol]
evoatheist (1:25:35 AM): i'll never be able to look at my green/black terminal the same again
evoatheist (1:25:40 AM): fuck hollywood
qwerty017 (1:25:55 AM): lol
evoatheist (1:26:06 AM): what color is urs?
evoatheist (1:26:15 AM): pink/purple?
qwerty017 (1:26:27 AM): white on black
qwerty017 (1:27:26 AM): dont care enough to change it
evoatheist (1:27:29 AM): yeah you might break something trying to change it [fact]
qwerty017 (1:27:34 AM): lol
evoatheist (1:27:39 AM): im so mean
qwerty017 (1:27:48 AM): :P
Egg lovers can now rejoice:
I guess the title says it all.New research from the University of Surrey has confirmed that limiting egg consumption has little effect on cholesterol levels, BBC News reported.
The study suggests that most people could eat as many eggs as they wanted without damaging their health.
Numerous studies of egg nutrition were analyzed and the team found that the idea of eating more than three eggs a week was bad for you is still a widespread misconception based on out-of-date evidence.
In fact, eating saturated fats was far more likely to cause health problems.
“Eggs are actually a key part of a healthy diet, as they are particularly packed full of nutrients,” researcher Professor Bruce Griffin said.
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Charles Darwin was born 200 years ago. Therefore, have some delicious and moist cake!Rise from your basements and do something! THERE IS A GRUE IN THERE I SWEAR! Get out!
*lantern smashes*
For a list of fun things to do in your area (no, not fapping), check the Darwin Day website. Eat a creationist or two. Gogogogogogo do something.
Remember, kids: Perl rules the universe.
Check out these cool buttons. You're riding the Failssssss!
A less intelligent segment of the Denver population Some Denver residents are BAWWWWing over an airport statue and demanding that it be removed because - get this - they claim that it looks satanic.
Aside from the little fact that nobody (as far as we know) has seen/has any evidence of this mythical thing called 'satan', the statue in question looks nothing like the 'beast' described in the Holy Babble (if that's what the theistarded lunatics are basing their judgment on).
Here is the statue:
It is quite ugly, but satanic?! Great imagination, fundies.
I have been tagged by The Perky Skeptic, who 'reeeeeeally wants to know what I keep on my hard drive'. Honestly, my hard drive isn't as exciting as people imagine. It is orgasmic, though...
RULES:
a) Put your MP3 player, iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle
b) For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
c) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
d) Tag at least 5 people
e) Everyone tagged has to do the same thing (no they don't, actually)
f) Have Fun! (Step f is not required)
1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Caramelldansen by Caramell
2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Internet Haet [yes, it's spelt that way] Machine by Anonymous
Oh wow...
I would never describe myself that way. I am such a niceeeeeee person!
*snicker*
3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
My Last Breath by Evanescence
Is this why I'm doomed to be single forever?
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Kao Dekai by Funta
5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Hot N' Cold by Katy Perry
6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Darkness Incarnate by Cradle of Filth
7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Fuck the MPAA by Futuristic Sex Robotz
Seriously, this is starting to get creepy. I mean, just because I volunteer for the EFF and all...
Piracy is bad, kids!
8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Infinity 2008 by The Guru Josh Project
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Track 43, Half Life 2 Official Soundtrack by Valve
Well, HL2 is one of my favorite video games...
10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
So What by Pink
11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Circus by Britney Spears
12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Decode by Paramore
The Twilight soundtrack.....ewwwww! I despise the Twilight craze!
13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Loving Kind by Girls Aloud
You mean loving my DS isn't enough?
14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Escapist by Nightwish
15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
7chan Theme Song by Anonymous
Hahahaha, I wish. Too bad this doesn't automatically mean that I'll marry an Anon. :(
16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Marisa Stole the Precious Thing by IOSYS.
Great. Everyone will think that I'm a weeaboo.
17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The Boy Does Nothing by Alesha Dixon
18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Breakeven by The Script
20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
I Believe in You by Il Divo and Celine Dion
21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Save Me by Shinedown
22. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Cherry Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday
Since I'm feeling lazy, I'm tagging everyone who feels like doing this meme. Goodnight, and don't let the grues bite!
It's 4:10AM OH SHI--
The conversation below is completely innocent, just like how Ted Haggard is now completely heterosexual.
evoatheist (1:01:39 PM): you wanted to do some penetration testing?
evoatheist (1:02:35 PM): or would you rather plug my ports instead?
qwerty017 (1:02:59 PM): the puns, they burn
evoatheist (1:03:16 PM): what puns? ports are serious business
evoatheist (1:03:28 PM): i believe they need to be plugged
qwerty017 (1:04:08 PM): that they do.
evoatheist (1:04:19 PM): *smirk*
qwerty017 (1:04:24 PM): ;)
I swear I'm going to play Coraline some more go outside now. No, really.
Okay, folks.
Here's a little quiz.
Who would proudly sell and wear t-shirts with words like 'ex-masturbator' and 'ex-fornicator' on them?
A) Pedobear
B) Your mom
C) CRAZY ASS RETARDS
D) Christian fundies
E) Both C and D
*smirk*
You see, those fundie Christards have done it again - surprising me when I thought I'd seen it all from the theistards. A fundie ministry is now proudly selling *ahem* interesting *ahem* t-shirts to teens....and TEENS ARE WEARING THEM!
Goodbye, social life!
Oh wait. Being laughed at probably fuels their persecution complex, which would then make them want to wear those shirts even more. With fundies, you lose.
This is all nice and lulzy, but what about the fact that the fundies are setting an impossible standard for teens to live by? What about the mental anguish that results from brainwashed teens realizing that it is impossible to live up to some imaginary sky-daddy's standards? What about the unhealthy view on sexuality that those teens end up having? WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE CAUSING TEENS TO BE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD?
RRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE!!
On a positive note, I am not an ex-masturbator.
GENTOO YOU SAY?! Fapfapfapfapfapfap.
In most cases, reality is way less exciting than you think.
[00:33] qwerty017: did someone paste it in irc or something?
[00:33] evoatheist: no
[00:34] qwerty017: trying to get peoples real ips?
[00:34] evoatheist: i used the leet haxor tool called GOOGLE
[00:34] evoatheist: you give me too much credit, you know?
[00:34] qwerty017: lol
OH LAWD IT'S GOOGLE!! ALL YOUR DOX ARE BELONG TO US!
*rolls eyes*
A moronic little twat had this to say in the comments of a previous post:
you're a little prevlaged bitch.What's 'prevlaged'? Sounds painful.
you bitch about how you'd rather have a nintendo while some people in africa barely have enough to eat.Yeah, because the Xbox kinda sucks.
while you're bitching about hacking tools and the latest software, people are dying of starvation.While you're sleeping at night, people are dying of starvation. While you're taking a dump, people are dying of starvation. While you're leaving stupid comments on blogs, people are dying of starvation.
what is the point debating about operating systems when the world is going to shit,*inserts facepalm.jpg here*
why bash apple when kids have barely enough to live by,Because Apple sucks dried donkey balls?
wow you're so awesome because you have linux on your ipod,Who's awesome? I'M AWESOME!
some kids in africa have no electricity or even homes.True, but what does that have to do with this blog? Nothing.
what a bitch you are. you disgust me, your fanboys are the same.If I disgust you, there is one simple thing that you should do:
bitch with two computers and a nokia phone bitching about operating systems please suck your priviledged ass.Sucking my own ass is physically impossible.
people are starving and you're a selfish little bitch. i hate you and i hope someday you understand what hard living is.Hard, you say? Horny horny horny.
kids are dying and you idiots are fawning over the latest games.You mean those kids can't respawn?
you all disgust me....and yet you're taking the time to comment...
for a girl i assumed you would be kind but no, you're just a retard self absorbed gamer.I've never claimed to be a nice person, moron. Stop imagining things.
go to hell bitch.Aww...you're also a deluded theistard. How much fail can a human being hold?
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I laughed for a full ten minutes at this.
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An oldie but goodie:
To be honest, I would have cried too...because I'm a huge Nintendo fan.
Famed theistard Ray Comfort has done it again. He has come up with yet another mind-numbingly stupid blog post that provokes me into the sort of rage and pity I feel whenever I see idiots jumping around on the streets in masks claiming to be 'Anonymous white knights'.
(Yeah, I don't like protestfags. Deal with it.)
Back to Comfort:
I was introduced on a radio interview recently as being "internationally hated by atheists."Awww, what a nice persecution complex you have there, Ray. Don't you realize that what you see is not hate; but frustration, pity, and lots of lulz being had at your expense? Haven't you realized by now that people don't hate you? They are laughing at your delusions and stupidity, Ray. People are reading your blog for the lulz, and they laugh at you for comic relief. It really is that simple.
To what do I attribute this great honor? Obviously, to my dumb banana video.Dumb, huh? You've described your video perfectly.
It spread my name like soft and tasteless butter all over the world.*pukes*
And so I have this unique and wonderful blog that is frequented by atheists.Unique and wonderful? Ray, please work on your ego issues!
I never thought that I would some day thank God for that stupid video, but I do.Yay! Keep it up! Thank your imaginary god that atheists are laughing at you! You can keep whining about being persecuted by atheists because some people were mean to you on the internet, while some of us take the time to actually learn something new.
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