A raid is fine too.
10/16/2008 | 5:45 PM | Evolved Rationalist
For those of you who have not been keeping up with the local lolcows and their lulzy pwnages, I have included some links in this post to ensure that everyone has their fair share of the lulz. Click on the links and watch the pwnage for great justice.
PROTIP: Always remember that they fully deserved every bit of it.
To start off the show, we have our usual suspect Mary the Scilon. In an act of utter stupidity, she whined about how her previous two e-mails were 'hacked by the criminal gang Anonymous', BAWWWWed a bit about calling the FBI (same old, same old), and posted her third e-mail address on this site so that 'sympathetic people' could get in touch with her. What happened next was that her account was compromised by hackers on steroids from Ebaumsworld and her password was displayed on this blog by an Ebaums raider for everyone to see. Click here to read the thread and discover what her password was (it explains why her e-mail accounts keep getting compromised).
*facepalm*
Next up, we have a misogynistic bastard calling himself 'a man' (probably to compensate for the size of his wee little penis). After making idiotic remarks about how women should be barefoot and pregnant and that 'women should not be allowed to step foot in hacker conventions, except as paid whores' (LOLWUT?), he proceeded to attempt an e-peen enlargement procedure by saying this:
I would challenge ER to an internet fight, and I will win and I will send her back to the kitchen where she belongs.Read the whole thread to find out what happened next. Apparently, his e-peen enlargement didn't turn out so well...
*wince*
Last but not least, we have a lulzy high-school fucktard who wanted to 'hack the school bully' or something retarded like that. After asking the famous about-to-fail question 'How do I hack?', he was epically trolled into deleting System32. Being the leet deleter that he is, he fell for it hook, line, and sinker. He would now like to be known as 'RUINED', and you can read all about his lulzy adventure through troll-land here.
[sarcasm]I've got to admit, 'RUINED' is a pretty leet-ass handle.[/sarcasm]
PROTIP: The internet does make you stupid.
Disclaimer: I do not support/condone/encourage illegal activity. Posts on this blog should be taken with a grain of salt and a generous serving of lulz.
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